🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UCantCCPMe]

You speak like he’s a guy who even slightly considers the consequences of his actions

Good point. I have to learn to stop thinking of Ralph as a human being. It'll be much easier to laugh at his cartel execution video.

 

[Slime Spewing Spasm Chasm]

I don't understand it. How did she ever think it would end any other way? How does Ralph convince these women to go anywhere near him? This dude couldn't even afford Hogwarts Legacy, no way he could pay a woman enough to put up with him.

Yeah, I don't get it. Does Ralph know some secrets not even financial gurus know?

He is flat out broke, has to maintain an addiction with pills and booze which is a huge money sink, and couldn't even pay rent or groceries for his wife and spawn that were dying from heatstroke in their shithole adobe. He has no job and barely gets any viewers on his streams. Hell, CozyTV is not exactly where one can strike it rich.

Where the hell does he even get the money? Fucker is probably dealing crystal meth like most of his down south inbred kin do behind the scenes as I can't think of how else he funds his sad lifestyle.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Or feed him to the pigs, that'd be somewhat of an ironic end to the saga.

Seens a cruel thing to do to poir pigs.

 

[Vernerus]

How long until Ralph dresses up like a Mexican caricature and attempts to sneak through the border into Texas? I kinda wanna see him all tangled up in razor wire.

 

[SargonF00t]

Every woman he runs into, whether online or in real-life, he'll abuse them in some way. Whether it's scathing moid remarks about sex unwarranted and unasked for (Southern sisters) or domestic violence (all of his partners and his own mother).

Lauren Southern tried to make him eat bugs.

The very least she could have done to make up for that, is to talk her sister into letting Ralph eat her arse.

 

[4090 Chad]

I'm afraid the Ralphamale has been arrested, executed and patriots are in control.
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Does Mexico have public websites like in the US where you can search for people that have been booked or new inmates?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

In a previous post in this thread while mocking Kinochet I said Ralph was past his prime as a cow and then immediately after this happens. Ralph clearly is still a top cow. I was wrong.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This is why I said jail is the best outcome for humanity and Ralph. He will get weaned off the alcohol, drugs and the internet addiction (in an ideal world) plus be unable to harm any women and get his ass beat if he does start shit or try his tough talk bullshit.

He will never stop as long as he has a Peso to his name, some way to communicate with the Internet and is able to escape the consequences of his actions.

So I'm thinking the potential outcomes are Ralph joining MS-13 in prison "El Gringo Carnitas!" or we get the absurdity of Tucker Carlson railing about Mexico imprisoning and murdering an "American Journalist"

 

[Slime Spewing Spasm Chasm]

Does Mexico have public websites like in the US where you can search for people that have been booked or new inmates?

Post was deleted, maybe it was fake news.

Either way this does present a very important question to ask: How many packs of cigs would Ralph be worth in Mexican prison?

I'd say a lot what with his bitch tits and love handles that if an inmate closed their eyes they just might pretend to be boinking a mid-tier Mexican prostitute.

 

[RodgerDodger]

In a previous post in this thread while mocking Kinochet I said Ralph was past his prime as a cow and then immediately after this happens. Ralph clearly is still a top cow. I was wrong.

This is what happens when Ralph fails to win cow of the year. (And even worse loses to his lawyer). 2024 is gonna be a fun ride because Ralph has to remind all that he is the cow that works hardest at being a cow.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Tucker Carlson railing about Mexico imprisoning and murdering an "American Journalist"

Please Corn Gods, let this happen. Imagine seeing Ethan Ralph on mainstream news, stripped of any of his past misdeeds like Coach. Would be wild

 

[Niggernerd]

In a previous post in this thread while mocking Kinochet I said Ralph was past his prime as a cow and then immediately after this happens. Ralph clearly is still a top cow. I was wrong.

Now hold on there pardner. Cryaxx is having his self admitted pedo arc and lolsuit filler. Ralph's got competition this year

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Now hold on there pardner. Cryaxx is having his self admitted pedo arc and lolsuit filler. Ralph's got competition this year

Cyraxx is boring. He's a goblin who does nothing but scream into a webcam. He's a one trick pony who peaked when he fought Marty.

 

[Telemeter]

You're both wrong. Ralph has a sassy young woman inside him and he just needs for his eggshell to be cracked. Ralphatroon arc is the only way forward at this point.

Ralph is, non ironically, more of a woman than any troon in these forums.

Seriously, every single action Ralph takes is what a fatherless black woman would do, wrapped with the thinnest veneer of cheap, misunderstood manliness he only got from listening to Dick Masterson.

The only difference between Ralph and a millennial pooner is the 3.5 inches of Memphis Micro, it's so funny.

I suspect Ralph was reading sneedchat last night during his twitter space. I say this because I was spamming the term “pictoral ebidence” and at one point he defiantly started saying “yeah, that’s right…ebidence” with an emphasis on the part he was not pronouncing correctly.

He's fixed on that because he's an amerimutt wigger that still doesn't understand he's not dealing with the American Justice System.

It's the same thing as what Josh says about americans and cheese, except for law. Ralph just cannot fathom something else when it comes to justice than what goes on in american courts.

The reason he's so quiet is because, even if Deni's family doesn't end up acting against him, you bet your ass he's been spammed with emails, IMs and calls telling him he's going to get what's coming to him if he keeps it up.

What is he going to do? Go to the cops? He's a felon and convicted sex offender that did not disclose his status when applying to be a resident, something explicitly forbidden in Mexico, LOL

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, I don't get it. Does Ralph know some secrets not even financial gurus know?

He is flat out broke, has to maintain an addiction with pills and booze which is a huge money sink, and couldn't even pay rent or groceries for his wife and spawn that were dying from heatstroke in their shithole adobe. He has no job and barely gets any viewers on his streams. Hell, CozyTV is not exactly where one can strike it rich.

Where the hell does he even get the money? Fucker is probably dealing crystal meth like most of his down south inbred kin do behind the scenes as I can't think of how else he funds his sad lifestyle.

He sells his micro penis, which in Mexico might as well be 12 inches. Prostitution is the only way he hasn't had the truck repossess.

 

[Niggernerd]

Cyraxx is boring. He's a goblin who does nothing but scream into a webcam. He's a one trick pony who peaked when he fought Marty.

You take that back! The cryaxx coin is rising trust the plan!

 

[Axiom.]

Now hold on there pardner. Cryaxx is having his self admitted pedo arc and lolsuit filler. Ralph's got competition this year

Cyraxx is a mid tier cow, I don't know how he got as mainstream as he did

 

[Niggernerd]

Cyraxx is a mid tier cow, I don't know how he got as mainstream as he did

Being ugly worked in his favor for once

 

[Axiom.]

Being ugly worked in his favor for once

Ugly doesn't equal entertainment, Ugly just makes him more noticeable

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Cyraxx is boring. He's a goblin who does nothing but scream into a webcam. He's a one trick pony who peaked when he fought Marty.

How is this any different than Ralph