DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Fapcop said:
“HUUUEEHN?! Chat says I skipped the tutorial?! WHAT TUTORIAL?!”
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Since no one else is discussing this: It seems to be a really underrated quintessential DSP moment. A mere minute before he fucks up the simplest thing, the game gave him exact instructions on what to do.

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How does Phil react ot this valuable information? "Yeah yeah yeah!"


Just a few minutes later: "How the fuck was I supposed to know that?!?!?!"


This is how this fucking mongoloid stumbles through life. He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. The devs are fucking MAHRANS.

It's just a fantastic representation of his diseased toxified mind: His intellectual laziness, his inability to admit even a minor mistake, his misdirected anger. He's such an incredibly obnoxious person, it boggles the mind.
 
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Been catching up on the Tekken 8 clips of pigga as I'm currently playing it a bunch. I cannot believe he got bodied by a begginer Kazuya (you cannot be a begginer rank if you get up to blue ranks as you start at 1st/2nd Dan instead) best thing is that kazuya is really manageable with punish combos and sidestepping to make him whiff. Might get a ragequit bigger than KOF if he keeps smashing the oddly shaped head on tekken
 
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It should be obvious at this point, but the $5000 business expenses have been uncovered:
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That is just absolutely insane!

Almost 5K in less than a month!

No wonder he’s begging and squealing right now.

Wonder if it was the upcoming documentary as well as the sudden growth in memberships at the beginning of the month that caused this.
 
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Fapcop said:
That is just absolutely insane!

Almost 5K in less than a month!

No wonder he’s begging and squealing right now.

Wonder if it was the upcoming documentary as well as the sudden growth in memberships at the beginning of the month that caused this.
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I wouldn't put it past Phil to "celebrate" early and then fuck it all up spectacularly. Of course, passing on the "celebration" expenses to his dents to recoup things.
 
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If you ever need an example of DSP's insanely MASSIVE lack of self-awareness, here's a nice one from just a couple of minutes ago:



For some reason, this man legitimately thinks that "nothing I could do" is something he said one time, which was then turned into a "meme".


A simple PigPigGo search shows over 1800 results, with the last time him using the term being only a couple of days ago (of course when getting his ass handed to him by either the game or other players).
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Fapcop said:
Wonder if it was the upcoming documentary as well as the sudden growth in memberships at the beginning of the month that caused this.
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Mostly the memberships probably. I'm not sure he ever really intended to go through with the documentary, just some nice free publicity for him and then pull out. But he massively miscalculated with the gifted membership.

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For some reason, this man legitimately thinks that "nothing I could do" is something he said ONE TIME, which was then turned into a "meme".
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I'm sorry if this comes as a shock, but have you considered the possibility that this man could be lying on the internet?

He very much knows all about the detractor memes, he sees hundreds of deleted comments about them every month and he reads&watches detractor content.
 
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Again, Phil says "if you like this game, then support it. Show me how much you want this to continue." Maybe if he put any effort of selling himself as entertaining then he would get support. This shit about supporting the game itself is so fucking retarded. Phil is such a dumb wop, I swear.
 
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Maybe if he put any effort of selling himself as entertaining then he would get support.
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Also wrong. What's up with the farms today? Effort DSP is just extra cringe. That's why he converged into the state he's in (lazy fuck). Putting in effort doesn't make his content or anything else he touches any better (because he's terrible, it just makes it more shit, so why bother)


Comma said:
BREAKING: the Super Bowl Bash Marathon has now officially been turned into a DSP Fundraiser stream!
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We're getting that vibe back, getting that groove back.

It's only going to get better from here. Hope he gets some lines of credit soon.
 
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