🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I wonder what was so embarrassing it needed to be redacted.

He's such a fucking woman sharing all these relationship updates lmao.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Ralphamale W the King don't miss common Ralph W no sicarios today tortas back on the menu LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

I guess we have to cancel the Mexican pig roast now. Ralph got the call:

 

[Lidl Drip]

"The aids messed me up again"
Thanks for the adlib faggot!

It looks like what he covered up is even shorter than that ... I wonder if it says "The KF messed me up again" because we were bullying him over not showing up on her Insta and she messaged someone from here.

 

[Feldgrau]

It looks like what he covered up is even shorter than that

My money is on "pills".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

We’re so back Ralphamales

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Every time in my life I've ever been in danger my first instinct was to definitely grab the phone and start filming. Getting myself out of the situation safely was very much second priority.

Your retardation aside, we do have hard evidence of him abusing and threatening to kill Amanda.

This is what I was saying the entire time I was listening to his whining on Twitter.

Yeah, okay retard. Self-preservation instincts are always overridden by making sure you chronicle what is maybe about to happen to you.

We could easily flip this the other way and ask where the evidence is that he didn't try to murder her. No, Ethan your selective holiday snaps don't count. I need rolling 24hr videos of the trip for PIC TOUR UL EBBI DENSE.

If there is indeed no evidence, then why run scared?

You are a convicted sex offender
You served time for swinging on a female cop
Every woman unfortunate enough to have been in a relationship with you says you're a piece of shit
You are a convicted sex offender
There is a video of you threatening to murder your wife while your baby shrieks in the background because she had the audacity to not want to mop your piss up
There are multiple restraining orders against you
You are a convicted sex offender
You abandoned your ailing mother to die alone in hospital

All of these incidents lend credibility to you being an abusive piece of garbage to Deni. Need I go on?

 

[sallowhal]

It'd be funny if he paid her for this text exchange and forgiveness, but then she goes to the policia/federales/cartels anyway. It was all on op!

deni and faith are doing a WORK

 

[Niggernerd]

This is what I was saying the entire time I was listening to his whining on Twitter.

Yeah, okay retard. Self-preservation instincts are always overridden by making sure you chronicle what is maybe about to happen to you.

We could easily flip this the other way and ask where the evidence is that he didn't try to murder her. No, Ethan your selective holiday snaps don't count. I need rolling 24hr videos of the trip for PIC TOUR UL EBBI DENSE.

If there is indeed no evidence, then why run scared?

You are a convicted sex offender
You served time for swinging on a female cop
Every woman unfortunate enough to have been in a relationship with you says you're a piece of shit
There is a video of you threatening to murder your wife while your baby shrieks in the background because she had the audacity to not want to mop your piss up
There are multiple retraining orders against you
You are a convicted sex offender
You abandoned you ailing mother to die alone in hospital

All of these incidents lend credibility to you being an abusive piece of garbage to Deni. Need I go on?

It's nawwwww truuuu

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

We’re so back Ralphamales

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FUCK YOU BISH! I NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU ANYWAYS!

 

[Rage Pig]

It's funny how fast his fake Ralphamale persona dissappears and the whimpering little poodle comes out. Hey look guys, the girl I described as an ass and titties whore a few hours ago allowed me to show you these messages, so I can prove to you that I'm a decent human being. I still care about her so much. Dear senorita, if you drop a crumb of pussy for me some day in the future I'll fetch it like a good little doggo.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's completely believable that this explosion is that famous Latin blood boiling... but it's just as likely Ralph did something truly despicable to this girl.

Null warned Ralph about this, but piggy still doesn't listen. He's gonna get hog-roasted eventually.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Am I too retarded for feeling bad about him going back to his old habits?
Honestly I was kinda like null when I started to see him rooting for his improvement arch back last year, kicking the meds, alcohol.
Now he seems to be back in his self destructive self again.

 

[Niggernerd]

Knowing ralph he probably did put hands on her but didn't do anything "bad" likely did what he did to pantsu and threatened to kill her

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I wonder what was so embarrassing it needed to be redacted.

He's such a fucking woman sharing all these relationship updates lmao.

I think we can solve for one of the redactions.



This looks like an Android text message app to me. I'm going to guess the font is Roboto.

This looks like a message from Ethan Ralph to me. I'm also going to guess that the precipitating factor behind the fight was that he was fucked up on benzos.

Oh, would you look at that?

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

The redacted stuff is either about drugs/alcohol or referencing suicide baiting that got Pantsuela to send those messages.

 

[Raven-621]

Nothing sticks to this pig, amazing. God truly loves his favorite mistake.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

It's funny how fast his fake Ralphamale persona dissappears and the whimpering little poodle comes out. Hey look guys, the girl I described as an ass and titties whore a few hours ago allowed me to show you these messages, so I can prove to you that I'm a decent human being. I still care about her so much. Dear senorita, if you drop a crumb of pussy for me some day in the future I'll fetch it like a good little doggo.

It’s all a cover for his true nature: a feminine, PTSD, and drug-addicted loser who beats women, let his mother out to dry, fled the country to dodge child support payments, and is a raging asshole who has a revenge porn dossier on all of his ex girlfriends or blackmail for his former associates.

Broke, alone, grizzled Gunt, pushing 40, this is Ralph in 2024

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I think we can solve for one of the redactions.

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This looks like an Android text message app to me. I'm going to guess the font is Roboto.

Weren't some of the earlier messages on iPhone? Or was it just in telegram or signal or something? I remember there was something about his stupid font being from a dummy app. My point, aside from the multiple message vectors he supposedly talks to her in, is if he's got multiple devices... this all just feels like b.s.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Also not to be too schizo but she doesn’t speak English well. She knows how to use verbiage like “nor will I say anything bad about you, nor will I cause you physical harm.”

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Nothing sticks to this pig, amazing. God truly loves his favorite mistake.

Damn shame

I thought we might see something go down for once. Ralph's luck is top tier.