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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Balldo's Gate said:
Oh, would you look at that?

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Even better
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AN/ALR56 said:
Am I too retarded for feeling bad about him going back to his old habits?
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No offense, but you've gotta get over having any sympathy for Ralph. He's done enough stupid and evil things in his life that he is undeserving of any of it. Not saying I wish death upon the guy, but I'm not wishing happiness and success either. He cares about Ralph, everyone and everything else be damned. Any words to the contrary are just manipulation to get you to do his bidding or feel sorry for him.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
about his money son. I mean, the list goes on and on and yet..... Ethan is scared to go back to jail :stress:
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I'm not scared to go to jail. . .because I don't commit crimes so it isn't likely to happen. Just like I'm not afraid of dying in a zamboni accident. Someone who is scared to go to jail (or back to jail in Ethan's case) is someone who does shit that makes it likely.
 
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Faith Vickers humiliated again, uhmazin. I have to admit, I started rooting for Ralph a little bit while reading her correspondence with the Mexican hooker. “He’s racist against my Hispanic fiancé, he published revenge porn of me, etc”

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. Let my nigga the ralphamale get some pussy now that he’s not a deathfat anymore. Move on with your sad life and stop clout chasing.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Faith Vickers
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She will never get over Ralph, if he had broke up with pantsu and asked her to move in, she would have been on the first flight to Mexico. Ralph is unironically correct when he says she's a scorned jilted lover. The attention she receives from simps and losers is the most attention she has ever received in her life and she loves it. Unfortunately she's not going anywhere unless her mexicuck lays down the law on her Internet usage.
 
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Steamboat Captain said:
Anyone can get a Google voice number and text their primary number from that number under a contact name of their choosing. I've done it to get out of shit at work or other engagements.
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Years ago after I made myself unemployable in any professional field, my wife and I used one as a corporate reference. She used a codename so when it was needed, she didn't worry about breaking character. Those were fun times.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
In a previous post in this thread while mocking Kinochet I said Ralph was past his prime as a cow and then immediately after this happens. Ralph clearly is still a top cow. I was wrong.
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funny how many times it happens with a cow, someone claims they are all dried up and very soon after new milk flows forth.
 
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