DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burl McMillan]

BREAKING: the Super Bowl Bash Marathon has now officially been turned into a DSP Fundraiser stream to help pay the bills™.

I highly doubt even a rally-style happening can bring in $5,000+ to cover this month's big bills. One of his whales will need to refinance their home ahead of Phil to help with that.

 

[Fapcop]

Again, Phil says "if you like this game, then support it. Show me how much you want this to continue." Maybe if he put any effort of selling himself as entertaining then he would get support. This shit about supporting the game itself is so fucking retarded. Phil is such a dumb wop, I swear.

Case in point: His Palworld stream today. New game, record hype, weird Pokemon clone nobody has ever seen before.

Phil’s response? When he plays it (kinda late to the party), he spends most of the time bitching about how he can’t find his way out of a dungeon, complaining that there’s no map and nuthin’ he can do and in general shitting all over the game.

 

[Comma]

The mentally ill hermit is on a roll today.

Talking about how Twitch unpartnered him, DSP implies that the only reason LTG (LowTierGod) hasn't been permanently banned by Twitch, is because he's black, basically accusing Twitch of racism:

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil is going to do a "react" of his own content on his "throwback" channel, just to triple dip with subscriptions from his viewers.

Phil is very lucky that his viewers make the most convenient and lazy suggestions possible:

"Someone has a great idea. 'Your reaction to Red Dead was a revelation. It was really entertaining to see you react to your old style of commentary. But why are you limiting yourself to just the content that you upload to that channel?'"

Phil is going to regurgitate his own content and call himself "prolific."

Credits to the video to @Poems_Future on X

 

[Corpun]

During that dating minigame segment he said the weirdest thing. "Wouldn't it be cool if you could set your preferences. You know like say you want a 7 foot tall woman with bulging muscles."

Not saying he is a closeted homosexual but this sounds like something a closeted homosexual obsessed with half naked sweaty rasslers would want.

NOT A CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER.

No, I have no idea what the fuck Retard Man is doing.

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Low Tier KKKosplay?

"Look at how small it is!"

So we're to assume that this is why Leanna left, Phil? Seeing as Ichiban is just like you, right?


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Just a reminder that it was DSP himself who randomly brought up how micropenis surgeries and penis enlargement is a scam and that he had done research on it once.

A thread:
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The result from MeowBlocked:
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I see why he was called Phil with the oddly-shaped head as a child now. He really got the shortend of the ugly Pollack genes stick.

 

[Nate Dingus]

The mentally ill hermit is on a roll today.

Talking about how Twitch unpartnered him, DSP implies that the only reason LTG (LowTierGod) hasn't been permanently banned by Twitch, is because he's black, basically accusing Twitch of racism:

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[Braowbun]

So far 1hr live spent creating a womans character on Sims VS Tekken 8
He really is losing his shit
Slide out of the phlegm bed. Sit idle and wait for the gay lovers to donate

 

[Fapcop]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaK8ndck1yo

More cope from Phil about “saaaadly the coop with Khat has to be delayed” because it’s 20 hours in and blah blah, but Khat already reached it.

So what’s the problem? Why can’t they just play it through her account/game?!

Is Phil really this dumb?!

 

[DeeTracktor]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaK8ndck1yo

More cope from Phil about “saaaadly the coop with Khat has to be delayed” because it’s 20 hours in and blah blah, but Khat already reached it.

So what’s the problem? Why can’t they just play it through her account/game?!

Is Phil really this dumb?!

Why are you posting Doody Streams? That faggit is as bad as Phil.

If you got nothing better to do than listen to Doody for 17 minutes you may aswell unalive yourself.

 

[Fapcop]

Why are you posting Doody Streams? That faggit is as bad as Phil.

If you got nothing better to do than listen to Doody for 17 minutes you may aswell unalive yourself.

Lol! I get my dsp from clips, and I don’t particularly care where they come from.

I watch DSP for laughs my good man, it’s not a religion for me, and I don’t particularly care which clipper is haram and which are halal.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Phil is going to do a "react" of his own content on his "throwback" channel, just to triple dip with subscriptions from his viewers.

Phil is very lucky that his viewers make the most convenient and lazy suggestions possible:

"Someone has a great idea. 'Your reaction to Red Dead was a revelation. It was really entertaining to see you react to your old style of commentary. But why are you limiting yourself to just the content that you upload to that channel?'"

Phil is going to regurgitate his own content and call himself "prolific."

Credits to the video to @Poems_Future on X
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"Viral worthy"

LMAO

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Not saying he is a closeted homosexual

i am. that nigger is gay as FUCK

 

[Corpun]

i am. that nigger is gay as FUCK

How long until we catch Phil blowing a security guard or some bouncer? Can't have him in our social club if that happens.

 

[marlintan]

You know like say you want a 7 foot tall woman with bulging muscles."

There's a few trannies like that?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

How long until we catch Phil blowing a security guard or some bouncer? Can't have him in our social club if that happens.

That would require Phil to go out in person. What if the security guard is a detractor that was just PRETENDING to be gay to try to get Phil in another classic gotcha moment? He’s far more likely to be a secret OF / cam simp to some dude that does scat videos.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How long until we catch Phil blowing a security guard or some bouncer? Can't have him in our social club if that happens.

Well, he can't be any worse than his sister-in-law.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil is going to do a "react" of his own content on his "throwback" channel, just to triple dip with subscriptions from his viewers.

Phil is very lucky that his viewers make the most convenient and lazy suggestions possible:

"Someone has a great idea. 'Your reaction to Red Dead was a revelation. It was really entertaining to see you react to your old style of commentary. But why are you limiting yourself to just the content that you upload to that channel?'"

Phil is going to regurgitate his own content and call himself "prolific."

Credits to the video to @Poems_Future on X
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Oh, he's going back to THAT dried up well again. Like he used to rewatch his old gameplay - the camcorder days and old vlogs with the (almost) lover that got away, John Rambo and his non friend Howard. If you want people to come to your streams, Dave...maybe, oh, I dunno; mix the shit up! Maybe go outside and explore Seattle. See the gum wall, waddle around Capitol Hill, see the waterfront, and film it. However, that would require going outside.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Oh god, Phil’s retrospective marathons were the dirt worst content. These new retro reacts might be even worse.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Oh god, Phil’s retrospective marathons were the dirt worst content.

I think the Closet streams where Phil would tell a story about every cable he found were the dirt worst. Even offering to put the toilet paper on his head for $100 was more imaginative for Phil

 

[Corpun]

The real DSP throwback-ack-ack-ack

There's a few trannies like that?

I don't follow LTG too much but I swear there is a clip out there of him talking about how his ideal woman is a very masculine one or some shit. Amazing how much these two have in common with their closet homosexuality.