🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Feldgrau]

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[Steamboat Captain]

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"Anything beyond friends will be at the usual rate, plus you have to be sober so leave the pills at home"

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I think we can solve for one of the redactions.

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This looks like an Android text message app to me. I'm going to guess the font is Roboto.

This looks like a message from Ethan Ralph to me. I'm also going to guess that the precipitating factor behind the fight was that he was fucked up on benzos.

Oh, would you look at that?

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I DIDN'T HIT YOU, ITS NAWT TRU
However, it is totally understandable the things that you said.

Ladies and guntlemen, welcome to the Ralph retard.

 

[FinnSven]

"nor would I do you any physical harm". is pansuela saying this to make the rage pig feel safe in mexico? once the gunt's guard is down, is when the cartel will attack.

I don’t think a cartel would worry about the gunts guard being up.
They murder rival cartel members and various law enforcement agents on a reasonably regular basis.

Even a Mexican preteen street gang of orphans would have little trouble killing Ralph and getting away with it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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"Don't know what happened to me"?

Oh nonono

 

[Makoto Niijima]

This is what I was saying the entire time I was listening to his whining on Twitter.

Yeah, okay retard. Self-preservation instincts are always overridden by making sure you chronicle what is maybe about to happen to you.

We could easily flip this the other way and ask where the evidence is that he didn't try to murder her. No, Ethan your selective holiday snaps don't count. I need rolling 24hr videos of the trip for PIC TOUR UL EBBI DENSE.

If there is indeed no evidence, then why run scared?

You are a convicted sex offender
You served time for swinging on a female cop
Every woman unfortunate enough to have been in a relationship with you says you're a piece of shit
You are a convicted sex offender
There is a video of you threatening to murder your wife while your baby shrieks in the background because she had the audacity to not want to mop your piss up
There are multiple restraining orders against you
You are a convicted sex offender
You abandoned your ailing mother to die alone in hospital

All of these incidents lend credibility to you being an abusive piece of garbage to Deni. Need I go on?

Ralph lied once again:
"That absolutely did not happen and that will be the last I say on the matter, at least here on twitter."

A few hours later Ralph proceeds to post more.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

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"don't know what happened to me, but other than/that(?) ---- isn't me"
Proposal:
"don't know what happened to me, but other that man isn't me" (word "other" added by drunk typing)

Pretty much confirms he was fucked up on pills and alcohol and assaulted her.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph is in the friendzone, or more like the "former-client-zone".

And i'll repeat myself, the reason why he's so subdued is cause im pretty sure he already got some angry sounding calls.

 

[AN/ALR56]

No offense, but you've gotta get over having any sympathy for Ralph. He's done enough stupid and evil things in his life that he is undeserving of any of it. Not saying I wish death upon the guy, but I'm not wishing happiness and success either. He cares about Ralph, everyone and everything else be damned. Any words to the contrary are just manipulation to get you to do his bidding or feel sorry for him.

Sounds like everyone has at least someone like in life, I've met a few, only solution was to me to give up and go away.

 

[Truly Rural]

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But who sent that txt? It looks like it's from her side of the convo, by alignment.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Lol

Imagine being a random instathot from Mehicho, looking for a sugar daddy to take care of you, and suddenly you are ripped from reality and thrown into the sektor... a void so vast and so retarded that your little normie brain cannot even begin to comprehend it.

What a mind fuck.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

"don't know what happened to me, but other than/that(?) ---- isn't me"
Proposal:
"don't know what happened to me, but other that man isn't me"

Pretty much confirmed he was fucked up on pills and alcohol and assaulted her.

Pretty typical abuse cycle. “Oh it’s not me it was the booze and pills” Ralph is a fat woman abusing piece of pigshit. You see it even when he argued with men, he reduces it to some random woman associated with that man instead. That’s what he feels comfortable attacking because Ralph is a spiritual woman.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Josh, Ralph needs you to take down your lies!!!



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[Bobbins]

this doesnt make that much sense. going from flat out "he tried to kill me" to this in less than 24 hours is not normal. if someone tries to kill you, you know thats like kind of a big deal man. and the vickers are downright stupid. how do you not get more details about what actually happened in that conversation when youve got the chance. "he tried to kill you? omg what happened!?" this is bullshit.

 

[FinnSven]

this doesnt make that much sense. going from flat out "he tried to kill me" to this in less than 24 hours is not normal. if someone tries to kill you, you know thats like kind of a big deal man. and the vickers are downright stupid. how do you not get more details about what actually happened in that conversation when youve got the chance. "he tried to kill you? omg what happened!?" this is bullshit.

I would imagine that it’s just because everyone involved in this is a hysterical attention seeker.

I don’t think anyone who wasn’t would have anything to do with Ralph. Even a hooker.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

It was pretty exciting last night following it all

I sat down with my coffee today ready to read that something happened yet the wick got pinched again

 

[Funkmaster]

So we've gone from attempted murder to no complaint in under 24 hours.

How many pesos do you think this cost our gunted hero? Paw paw's ring?

 

[veritarded]

In a previous post in this thread while mocking Kinochet I said Ralph was past his prime as a cow and then immediately after this happens. Ralph clearly is still a top cow. I was wrong.

i think if you’re exceptional enough to have an entire dedicated subforum, even if it eventually gets removed due to inactivity, you can’t be saved from lolcowdom.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

this doesnt make that much sense. going from flat out "he tried to kill me" to this in less than 24 hours is not normal. if someone tries to kill you, you know thats like kind of a big deal man. and the vickers are downright stupid. how do you not get more details about what actually happened in that conversation when youve got the chance. "he tried to kill you? omg what happened!?" this is bullshit

He paid her to quietly drop the matter. Guaranteed.

 

[Islamic Taylor Swift]

Can’t believe I started learning about Ethan expecting some big exciting cartel attack and mainstream media coverage only for it to all have been two adult children having a gay sms fight