Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[DiabeetusYeetus]

It does:
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Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus

Jesus needs us. HARAM.

 

[Kees H]

can't wait to see him smash his new $159 mouse from rage

https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/products/gaming-mice/pro-x2-superlight-wireless-mouse.910-006628.html

He was already in stream complaining this "superlight" mouse was too light. Nigger, it's in the name. I love how retarded Austin is. Truly niggerbrained.

 

[Law]

Imagine Bossman Jack having a Fleshlight attached to gamba. When he wins, the Fleshlight pumps him hard until he goons on stream. When he loses, it massages his peen in consolation. Something like an egirl's WeVibe.

He's already hopelessly addicted, he doesn't need any more re-enforcement.
An orgasm is nothing compared to gamba.

 

[Kees H]

Austin gets mad his balance doesn't update immediately after winning a Blackjack hand due to having the patience of a crackhead, so he rushes out of the live Blackjack, gets back into the Blackjack game just in time and accidentally bets on two seats on the table. One of them he doubles, and of course, he loses both of them. You gotta love the Bossman.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Imagine needing a Superlight to gamba. Maybe he'll be able to move his mouse away quickly to dodge the bombs in Mines. That is, if bc.game even has Mines.

Why does anyone need a $150 mouse. I just realized I use a $100 ergo mx trackball (made for geniuses), but still.

Actually Austin should use my mouse and an ergo keyboard. Would suck to not only be destitute, addicted to gambling and addicted to crack but to also have Carpal Tunnel to boot. I'm sure he'll take that advice well.

 

[Law]

Actually Austin should use my mouse and an ergo keyboard.

An ergo keyboard would leave such a cool shaped hole in the drywall.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Why does anyone need a $150 mouse. I just realized I use a $100 ergo mx trackball (made for geniuses), but still.

Actually Austin should use my mouse and an ergo keyboard. Would suck to not only be destitute, addicted to gambling and addicted to crack but to also have Carpal Tunnel to boot. I'm sure he'll take that advice well.

I'm guilty of buying expensive peripherals, but then again I don't turn a keyboard into a pretzel or commit Total Headphone Death every other week. The only way I could see justifying paying 100+ just for something like a mouse is if it'll last you years and you are using it daily.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Made a BMJMV

Thanks @Flaming Dumpster, @Kees H, @klab, @Absolutely Retarded, @freund, @Catboy Ranch Dressing, @Bruno Powroznik for the clips
The VOD archives and transcriptions made this a hell of a lot easier.
Sorry if I forgot anyone.

Audio is kinda shit in places because I was fighting with his nigger music

 

[Big Cat]

"The duality of a gambler"

 

[Seafarer]

BOSSMAN NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

BOSSMAN NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

lol ill never forget Bossmans first sieg heil moment
he is so dumb that he didnt even realise what was happening until the people on the other end said "heil hitler, fuck niggers"
a fucking classic that i am sure most people will never forget

 

[Janny Jewsh]

accidentally bets on two seats on the table. One of them he doubles, and of course, he loses both of them.

The Legendary Double-Felt

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

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BOSSMAN NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

You missed the obvious opportunity with the wheel...

 

[Janny Jewsh]

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BOSSMAN NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

he had 14.88 balance today too

 

[sagem]

he's gambling offline on stake https://blockchair.com/litecoin/address/LPVKjucUEeLMiemFxxa7q1oHWQJAvyc7Ld
retard can only sleep with 0$

 

[Hectic Heckler]

he's gambling offline on stake https://blockchair.com/litecoin/address/LPVKjucUEeLMiemFxxa7q1oHWQJAvyc7Ld
retard can only sleep with 0$

BrokeBoss Mountain - I wish I could quit you.

 

[Punished Neco]

Bossman decided to show a great deal of Pride and insult a chatter

2 minutes later came the Fall

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Austin did a 800 USD depo into Stake today with the winnings he withdrew from BC.Game: https://blockchair.com/litecoin/tra...a9bac565fe7312498de850d2a957c3f1bef63196e56b7

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I just don't understand why he is willing to risk his sponsorship to play on Stake. BC.game has more slots, so I thought maybe it was the originals, but BC.game has plinko, mines, keno, and dice and even more. Unless there is a depo limit the only thing I can think of is that he is just sick of turning his VPN on.

 

[Kees H]

I just don't understand why he is willing to risk his sponsorship to play on Stake. BC.game has more slots, so I thought maybe it was the originals, but BC.game has plinko, mines, keno, and dice and even more. Unless there is a depo limit the only thing I can think of is that he is just sick of turning his VPN on.

I deleted this post btw because I fucked up the wallet addresses I was tracking, took this down as Stake but it is not Stake, it's another person/site/whatever he sends big amounts of money to.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

2 minutes later came the Fall

I like how as soon as he was felted he went and turned on sun only chat. He knows he’s gonna get trolled as soon as it happens.