Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[LGHDR+]

Hey, another milestone!

Spoiler: AI Prompt

An image of a brown cube with heavily rounded edges. The cube is visibly moist, and has cracks running through it. The cube has a human face with dark purple lipstick. A large wombat is sitting nearby, holding a sign that says "750 Pages!". the background is an Australian grassland. Photorealistic.

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[Pig Cups]

Hey, another milestone!

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Spoiler: AI Prompt

An image of a brown cube with heavily rounded edges. The cube is visibly moist, and has cracks running through it. The cube has a human face with dark purple lipstick. A large wombat is sitting nearby, holding a sign that says "750 Pages!". the background is an Australian grassland. Photorealistic.

(Reface 4.3 applied post generation)

Missed opportunity to add several trails of ants, but marvelous work nonetheless!

 

[Neil]

Who wore it better? LFJ, or my The Finals character?

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Your game character is more convincingly female than Elliot.

 

[TooManyKittens]

Cinched waist dress, proper accessorizing, well maintained wig, likely using rifle from the rooftop to defend their store (gainful employment) from niggers.

This isn't even a close one.

The finals character also has washed hair or wig thats styled, no bra straps showing and I promise those accessories are higher quality than that Walmart tier necklace and color of Liz fong Jones.

More proof lfj isn't a woman and never will be. No woman who isn't a lol cow herself would ever get married looking that bad *and* think it was classy/worth bragging about. Even poor fag women get their mom or bridesmaids or sisters to help with hair and makeup if needed. Oh wait lfj has no female friends or relatives who didn't disown his dumb ass.

And the sadder part is you know this dumb faggot had plenty of money to buy a proper padding in that dress or have the bra sewn in. And buy a cheap but not cheap looking necklace.

And fucking get a decent kink collar for such an important ceremony. There are strange but admittedly craftsman worthy pieces of worked bronze or precious metals that are decorative as fuck as "collars" that aren't made for dogs and intentionally are less red flag to the normies - they just read as odd accent pieces or unusual necklaces to anyone not in the know. And anyone in the know is likely gonna catch the subtlety and appreciate the lack of bull horn announcing your degeneracy.

Frankly the only thing that continues to shock me about our broken branch with no female friends is that he puts 0 effort into most things and can't be bothered. His campaign against free speech is definitely an obsession that somehow gets him off his lazy ass.

Tell ya what no dong. Take a look at the gibes thread. Thats the future of your skin you keep playing these unwashed leave your makeup on all day games.

Damnit there I go being nice again. Curse my actual female habits....

 

[LGHDR+]

Missed opportunity to add several trails of ants, but marvelous work nonetheless!

Thank you!

In my defense, wombats are cleaner than troons. They stack their cube poops to attract mates, and ensure the insects do not raid their stash.

Unfortunately, they can't keep Elliot from stealing chunks of their pile for his "facial feminization".

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I think the theme of his wedding was....."Broken branches make ancestors puke."

Honest to God, I've seen pics from $199 Las Vegas weddings that look better than this abomination.

 

[RedMage]

"Me: Misty, your reign of stinky butted terror has come to an end. Into the bathtub with you to be cleaned.

Misty: Fine, you want me clean? How about I bite off and swallow a mouthful of soap?

Me: ... That's not what I meant by clean."
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So what did you mean by clean Elliot when you were cleaning your dog's stinky butt?
I hope your dog biting that piece of soap was unrelated to your actions.

Also: clean your bathroom, bucko

He really has no shame showing how much of a dirty man he is with these pictures lol

That rot pocket he has is corroded at this point

 

[Levitica]

stinky butted terror

I read this and thought it was about one of his fellow troons...

Spoiler: Sorry Van Gogh

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Hey, another milestone!

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Spoiler: AI Prompt

An image of a brown cube with heavily rounded edges. The cube is visibly moist, and has cracks running through it. The cube has a human face with dark purple lipstick. A large wombat is sitting nearby, holding a sign that says "750 Pages!". the background is an Australian grassland. Photorealistic.

(Reface 4.3 applied post generation)

It won't be long before we reach 800 pages.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Been gone quite a while, but glad to see this Thwomp-faced abomination is still failing magnificently at hiding his 'consent accidents.'

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

"Administrative violence." Yet another dumb way retards claim shit that isn't violence is violence.

It's something to see these transgendered folks complain about violence against them when their words and rhetoric are just as violent: "Trans genocide!", "Stochastic terrorism!", and now "Administrative violence!"

Not only that, but these buzzwords resemble something out of a mad libs book where the pattern is (Adjective) (violent word/phrase). To continue this theme, anyone having to read the online twattle from LFJ and company is the victim of mindnumbing optical assault.

 

[LGHDR+]

I know it's right there in the title, but I never thought to give this a shot. The thread description is accurate.

(Sorry Robert, but at least you died with your dick intact).

Robert Z'dar:



Consent X'dent:

 

[Creative Username]

Consent X'dent:

Bad fake, not square enough. If you want to know how square it should be, you should start by remembering that Elliot's jaw makes Z'Dar's look rather benign.

 

[LGHDR+]

Bad fake, not square enough. If you want to know how square it should be, you should start by remembering that Elliot's jaw makes Z'Dar's look rather benign.

I am humbled by your assumption that I have any sort of artistic talent whatsoever (I most certainly don't), but that was a hackjob done through Reface 4.3. My AI generations always square that head as much as possible (when I'm not Frogposting, but @Nanashi no kiwi is the undisputed master there).

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Apparently Elliot once had a girlfriend Erica

UND DAS HEIBT

 

[Dread First]

Not to say that he can't still be annoying; but I think it's safe to say that we've seen the worst of Elliot.

Hi. Still skimming through the highlights since I seldom check this thread anymore. I beg to differ with this assessment. Is Elliot's impact on the Farms subject to diminishing returns, post DKF? Absolutely. Does that mean we've seen the worst of Elliot? Absolutely fucking not. I doubt it'll happen in the immediate future, but never question the ability for a troon's skeletons to escape their closet. He can't threaten us with anything we haven't seen before, but that don't mean we're exempt from future degeneracy being unearthed that we were hitherto unaware of.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

UND DAS HEIBT
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It might be interesting to post these pics on Twitter just to see some reactions and if that would became a popular meme.

 

[Joe Cool]

Elliot William Fong is a rapist. That is all.

 

[Dread First]

The highlights of this thread are fucking abysmal. It's literally the same 4-5 jokes being repeated ad nauseam, and maybe one or two worthwhile updates here and there. As of 18:47 GMT-5 01FEB2024, I have grown tired of the repetitive memes and an utter lack of meaningful updates on Elliot and his latest activities. Here's a bunch of shit from his LinkedIn that I found because he's terminally online with Corporate Doxbin. Perhaps I'll touch upon his Cohost page if I have enough energy left. Enough whinging on my part, let's get right into it.

1. Elliot reposting some garbage blog post that Charity Majors wrote. Hey @mailfrawd, may you please give us your review on Charity's marketing mumbo-jumbo?
LinkedIn Post | Honeycomb blog post | Archive


2. Elliot reposting a GitHub pull request for OpenTelemetry.


3. Elliot plugging a webinar he did with some Chinese broad. I'll put a pin on "unmasking" Chenxi Wang for now. Niall Murphy's comment certainly got a chuckle out of me.
LinkedIn post | DevOps webinar WARNING: do not be a fucking retard and register to watch the goddamn webinar. You have to dox yourself to even see it in the first fucking place. It ain't worth it.



4. Elliot plugging a consultancy website that some broad named Iva Torres opened recently.


5. Elliot finally posts something. Apparently, Honeycomb has data residency in the EU now. I wonder how that affects Elliot's attempts to deplatform us (foreshadowing).
LinkedIn Post | Honeycomb blog post | Archive


6. Elliot reposting something about the ICJ's ruling and how Big Tech was complicit in genocide. LinkedIn post


7. Elliot reposting another douchebag praising the blog post that Charity Majors shared in the post I archived earlier.


8. Elliot plugging a course from MIT.
LinkedIn Post | MIT OpenCourseWare link


9. Elliot giving a corollary about how you need to hire the right people and give them the tools to be more effective. I shall abstain from commenting, save for mentioning that this post gave me heartburn. | LinkedIn Post


10. Elliot LARPing like he's a true & honest computer scientist and not a grossly overpaid tech "influencer." | LinkedIn Post


11. ATTN: NEW PHOTO AND VIDEOS OF CINDERBLOCK-JAWED EUNUCH DROPPED.
LinkedIn Post | Local archives of AWS YouTube videos included. They ain't uploading right, but I do have them saved!




12. Elliot LARPing like a martyr for jilted Xooglers, yet again. Funnily enough, the Sussman post he linked is fairly sensible. Therefore, I can only assume this chap is well-adjusted relative to all the other manchildren and trannies who got purged.
LinkedIn post | Sussman Xoogler FAQ



13. Elliot plugging a blog post about AWS. Like an earlier post that I archived, this one gave me heartburn... specifically with the idea that Elliot's a "hero" of any type.
LinkedIn post | TheNewStack post | Archive

14. Elliot reposting about a white woman who got caught plagiarising at Harvard while also taking money from Epstein... allegedly.
LinkedIn Post


15. Elliot whinging about the Claudine Grey scandal. We also got a #GamerGate mention on Corporate Doxbin too! Comment thread of minor interest also shown below. The guy Elliot was arguing with even name-dropped Kiwi Farms! | LinkedIn post


16. Elliot posting about JP Morgan Chase's latest investment: DocLLM, AI but for finance.
LinkedIn post | PDF included in post | local archive of PDF included in post.


17. Elliot celebrating his two year anniversary of permanant residency in Straya. He doxes his office hours. Shown below.
LinkedIn post | Office Hours.


18. Elliot reposting something about New Year's downtime. How quaint, considering the late December DDOSing we received. | LinkedIn post


19. Elliot dropping his unsolicited $0.02 on Gaza, complete with an abrupty terminated LinkedIn comment discussion about bias. "Easy to misinterpret" indeed. | LinkedIn post


20. Elliot plugging an extremely early alpha for Chrome DevTools in OpenTelemetry.


21. Elliot plugging a ~40 minute AWS talk he did. I have the video archived, but it ain't embedding right. Need to make a TTS thread to figure out what's going on.
LinkedIn post | PDF link | local archive of slides included in post.


22. Elliot plugging a post that Jeff Gray, COO of Honeycomb.io, made about Honeycomb "winning" any type of award. I'll tell you why they won: because Elliot threatened to harass the judges if they don't play along (speculation on my part). | LinkedIn post


23. Elliot bragging about the court case he won a month or two back. I wonder if I should break the news to him and everyone else... | LinkedIn post | The Guardian article


24. I'm calling it quits here. Skipping much further back to a featured LinkedIn post, where Elliot uses his crusade against Kiwi Farms to solicit donations for SageLukhan to find housing. Perhaps another time, we shall return to The Vegan Dragon, Wang Chenxi, among other such interesting characters. For now, I spent slightly over two hours making this post. | LinkedIn post | Dead GoFundMe campaign

 

[Seafarer]

Wouldn’t be surprised if one of Elliot’s email tranny jannys is getting Consent Accident’d after No-Dong goes into a narc rage after taking another felting.