Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas announced his plans of marrying his new boyfriend a few weeks ago or so.

Given the last time that happened there was a break up let's pick another datum point to support the impending breakup theory.

The 'I don't like what I'm becoming'. The initial hope for a relationship and how parties are on their best behavior is over and the more "real, authentic" moody and vengeful Clara is on display. That isn't the kind of person (Ellen?) wants in their life but being abusive of others for money IS the kind of person Queen Clara the eunuch findom is.

As BOTH people are online the Clara partner can get messages about how this thing Queen Clara the eunuch findom did is a red flag.

As long as Clara is online with a red flag parade and picks partners who are also online this cycle of 3rd parties pointing out the KefFAILures of personality there is little hope of a long term relationship for the findomming queen.

There must be some big shit going on behind the scenes, Brinna Wu is going on all over the place how maybe cancel culture wasn't such a goticod idea and the left eat their own. Fuck em anyway, and I hope they spend some serious time in the corner just for pushing that even they are mildly saying they were wrong now.

DEI creating abuse of others and vocal trans people committing crimes along with deep diving into medtrans arguments creates valid pushback.
 
Lucas doesn't even accept reality. The MMO games makers are transphonic, toxic and should be ratioed.
I totally forgot about the ratios. He's so irrelevant now that he can no longer do ratios, his signature gimmick when he had some modicum of relevancy (the Twitter bot purge may also be responsible). When's the last time he's even done a ratio?
 
I totally forgot about the ratios. He's so irrelevant now that he can no longer do ratios, his signature gimmick when he had some modicum of relevancy (the Twitter bot purge may also be responsible). When's the last time he's even done a ratio?
Before Luke got cancelled mid late 2023. Luke developed Midas touch of sorts whatever he joins means inevitable cancellation of everything he joins and makes dies from BO of the fart queen.
 
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The video is “Creepiest Places on Earth (Pt. 1)” and appears to have a run time of 17:41. Lucas is appearing to use the increasingly common strategy of early Patreon releases of videos.
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Laugh.
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There is only one tier. Reasonable decision considering there is no content on the main YouTube.
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He also tweeted a dozen times about Sonic. I do not care if those do not get archived. Here’s a video of an infinitely more successful and entertaining sex pest crack addict:
 
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The video is “Creepiest Places on Earth (Pt. 1)” and appears to have a run time of 17:41. Lucas is appearing to use the increasingly common strategy of early Patreon releases of videos.
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Laugh.
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There is only one tier. Reasonable decision considering there is no content on the main YouTube.
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He also tweeted a dozen times about Sonic. I do not care if those do not get archived. Here’s a video of an infinitely more successful and entertaining sex pest crack addict:
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Luke is full on ass kiss mode.
 
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The video is “Creepiest Places on Earth (Pt. 1)” and appears to have a run time of 17:41. Lucas is appearing to use the increasingly common strategy of early Patreon releases of videos.
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Okay, place your bets everyone. What will be the predictable, overdone locations Luke chooses?

I'm going with:
  • Aokigahara (Jap suicide forest)
  • Chernobyl
  • Hashima island
  • Centralia, Pennsylvania
  • The Winchester house
  • Canada
  • Luke's rot pocket
 
Anyone else hear "Breathe" by Prodigy in this intro music? It's like he searched out a feel alike song in the free audio for it or something.

I heard something different. At first I legit thought it was ripped 1:1 from DXHR OST.
 
A lot of the trolls targeting the wiki and the forum were from soyjak.party. Based on the timing of the posts, I wouldn't be surprised if the Nikocado porn spam on the forum was from soyteens. A lot of banned names on the wiki were also clearly from the sharty. For the most part, Lucas's site got felted by a fucking sharty raid request.
Kinda funny in a twisted way. Keffals wants to diddle kids and who I'm pretty sure were some dumb kids folded his shit in like a wallet
 
Yeah, I'll subscribe to his horror channel. I'll even do reviews, for all of the two weeks that this latest racket will last. He doesn't get to rely on his troon shield for this stuff, so we'll see exactly what he thinks he can do while he's off the reservation.

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This guy has more abused loyalty than an adult Disney fan.


When the fuck did that happen
I’ll bet you $100 it doesn’t even last a week. He’ll make one video, people will make fun him for fart porn faggotry, he will cry, delete the channel, sperg on Xitter, and move onto some other pathetic grift.
The state of him, body and soul, is a true crime. Imagine going back 20 years and telling someone about this creature.
If you went back in time before keffals was born, and told his father about what would happen to his only son, do you think he would cut his own dick off to prevent it from happening?
 
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Okay, place your bets everyone. What will be the predictable, overdone locations Luke chooses?

I'm going with:
  • Aokigahara (Jap suicide forest)
  • Chernobyl
  • Hashima island
  • Centralia, Pennsylvania
  • The Winchester house
  • Canada
  • Luke's rot pocket
Twenty hour special 1st season finale about his personal Hell on Earth, the most wretched, vile place where even the boldest of troons such as himself wouldn't dare to tread............ the KIWIFARMS.
 
so fucking glad this troon fag is going into horror honestly we didnt have enough faggoty ass troons who are gonna get mad wehn the horror arg creator doesnt express opinions on all the things they NEEED them to support and condemn
honestly its so fucking annoying watching this fag dragging his shitty fucking tucute audience into horror as if yt horror wasnt shitty enough already
im so fucking tired of lgb tards taking over everything i love and acting like its their whole fucking personality
 
So how many videos do we think Keffals is going to churn out before moving on to the next "big" thing? 3? 5?
Probably 5 tops. I'm going off his video essay phase. He started with the 15 minute F1nnst3r video until he got to his 2 hour TYT video and then stopped. If these videos are going to be long like the TYT video, he's going to drop it quickly because it's too much work.
 
So how many videos do we think Keffals is going to churn out before moving on to the next "big" thing? 3? 5?
videos with lot of work, very few views, and high likelihood of being made fun of? single digits at most, i would be surprised if he manages 5 vids before he 41% this project.
 
videos with lot of work, very few views, and high likelihood of being made fun of? single digits at most, i would be surprised if he manages 5 vids before he 41% this project.
Let's also not forget that he clearly has an issue with editing. The Chris Chan video was poorly made and had numerous issues, like low frame rate, poor audio balancing, and repeating an entire 7 minute section. I don't know for certain if Luke edited that video, as I swear his previous editor left him after the TYT video (correct me if I'm wrong), or if he has some new groomed kid from his Discord as one, but it was shit. If he actually wants longform content like this to succeed, he really needs good editing, especially with how boring and monotone his voice is.
 
Let's also not forget that he clearly has an issue with editing. The Chris Chan video was poorly made and had numerous issues, like low frame rate, poor audio balancing, and repeating an entire 7 minute section. I don't know for certain if Luke edited that video, as I swear his previous editor left him after the TYT video (correct me if I'm wrong), or if he has some new groomed kid from his Discord as one, but it was shit. If he actually wants longform content like this to succeed, he really needs good editing, especially with how boring and monotone his voice is.
100%. editing, especially in this modern age of youtube being swarmed with content, can make or break a video. if he wants to have any chance in hell of having a successful video then it needs to be edited decently. whomever did his chris chan video needs to be fired and replaced immediately.
 
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