Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[bifftango]

An anal prolapse is no joke, get well soon Nicky.

Nick took that micropenis like a champ, though. He deserves a golf clap for that.

 

[Lidl Drip]

What you're suggesting reminds me of this Buzzfeed video Jimothy Metokur covered years ago:

TL;DW woman suggests couple tries an open relationship, man is visibly hurt by this but ends up crushing bussy while his girlfriend becomes increasingly more upset because nobody wants to date her. By the end of the doc the power dynamic in the relationship has clearly shifted dramatically.

It's not a perfect parallel to Nick and Our Wife, since Nick is, at best, collecting nudes from busted wine moms on Locals, but I can definitely see a version of events where it wasn't Nick's idea but alcoholism and minor e-celebrity resulted in him getting more and more into it as time went on, while Our Wife was left in the cold because the dating pool for moms of five living in some Minnesota forest compound is basically limited to Drexel.

Except Nick talks about how when they go out to the bar, his wife gets hit on constantly and he has to basically guard her like a dog. Do you actually think a man who looks like Nick has more options for hook-ups than a woman who looks pretty good for her age and just got a shit ton of work done? It's a fantasy my dude. They have said that they travel to the next big city to go clubbing and they also flew to Hedonism II so they aren't limiting themselves to their hometown, probably deliberately staying out of areas where people know them. If Nick was having success with people in real life he wouldn't have fallen for a man catfishing him on the Internet, those are the actions of a desperate man. He's starving himself and going to the gym and he says the only compliments he gets are from other men, which clearly annoys him. He probably thought this same thing that you think "I am an accomplished man in my PRIME! Women must now want to throw themselves at me! I even have a mustang!" and then he finds out that he can't even get laid at a sex resort full of chubby old people.

 

[Oliver Onions]

@Lidl Drip I literally said the best Nick can manage is collecting nudes from thots on Locals, and I said I can see a version of events where what I described plays out, not that it's definitely what's happening. Calm down.

ETA: Just for clarity, I do agree that in a scenario where Nick and Our Wife were in a club together it would not be Nick getting the attention from horny swingers, my contention is I don't believe Nick ends up in these situations as often as he claims. I wouldn't be remotely surprised if he went to Hedonism II but spent the entire time in his room arguing on Twitter while Our Wife got blackout drunk on the minibar and no swinging was had by anyone.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Nick has more options for hook-ups than a woman who looks pretty good for her age and just got a shit ton of work done? It's a fantasy my dude.

Wouldn’t a man this rich have enough money to hire an escort to pretend they’re attracted to him? (E.g. the Ethan Ralph gambit)

For that matter, what about the swinger couple he did a hot tub stream with recently? I vaguely remember the other GF/wife saying she wanted to swing that night and her BF/husband also obviously wanted to do Rekieta, so the only thing standing in the way of that devolving into a gross orgy was Kayla’s disdain of the faggot constantly flirting with Nick.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Wouldn’t a man this rich have enough money to hire an escort to pretend they’re attracted to him? (E.g. the Ethan Ralph gambit)

For that matter, what about the swinger couple he did a hot tub stream with recently? I vaguely remember the other GF/wife saying she wanted to swing that night and her BF/husband also obviously wanted to do Rekieta, so the only thing standing in the way of that devolving into a gross orgy was Kayla’s disdain of the faggot constantly flirting with Nick.

It was pretty obvious that the plan with that couple was girl x girl and guy x guy since Kayla wasn't interested in that ugly dude at all, but Nick was. I'm sure Nick could hire an escort, but I think he is both too cheap and too proud to do that. He thinks both women and men should be swooning over him FOR FREE.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

He's sick from the weekend. "Sick".

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Oh shit my nigga got some mf pipe laid down upon him holy shit.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

It was pretty obvious that the plan with that couple was girl x girl and guy x guy since Kayla wasn't interested in that ugly dude at all, but Nick was. I'm sure Nick could hire an escort, but I think he is both too cheap and too proud to do that. He thinks both women and men should be swooning over him FOR FREE.

Hmmm. Now that I think about it - both women were pretty grossed out when Nick got fingered, so I doubt it was going to be a gay swinging evening.

Maybe Nick did the stream because he knew they were swingers and wanted to get lucky. I don’t have a lot of insight into swinger culture but maybe sometimes one partner will take one for the team occasionally. The other woman did spend a lot of time on her phone, rather than slobbering over Nick.

Either way, I doubt Kayla would’ve allowed anything to happen that night. Like, especially not the gay option.

 

[Captain Manning]

Re: The goddamned never ending discussion over Nick's religion.

The only thing I've really hammered on regarding this is that Nick can't simultaneously claim he's a Christian, and then go with the whole
"Jesus was just a man" thing.

I'm not proselytizing by doing that. If you don't want to believe in Jesus and God, fine. I do, but I'm also American, so I respect freedom of religion.

I'm just saying words have objective meaning, all groups have membership requirements, and what Nick said disqualifies him as Christian.

He's not a Christian. He's a fraud looking to grift off of actual Christians. No joke, Ethan Ralph is more Christian than Rekieta, because I don't think Ralph has ever denied the divinity of Christ.

No not that. There needs to be a Deep Fake AI cover of Nick singing Komm Susser Tod. It would go perfectly with his current situation with the Rumble non renew and shit superchat numbers.

You can (not) Lawsplain

You'd probably want to talk to Sparky's Tech Corner then. Maybe he'd be up for it. I think he reads this thread. If not, I know you comment on Youtube, so you could probably get in touch with him there.

Sparky was the one that did the Pippa and Jim AI parody, and the Rekieta cover of Mandy. Both well received. The latter was played as an outtro on MATI.

He also did a funny cover of Bryan Dunn singing Rhythm of the Night.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Hmmm. Now that I think about it - both women were pretty grossed out when Nick got fingered, so I doubt it was going to be a gay swinging evening.

Maybe Nick did the stream because he knew they were swingers and wanted to get lucky. I don’t have a lot of insight into swinger culture but maybe sometimes one partner will take one for the team occasionally. The other woman did spend a lot of time on her phone, rather than slobbering over Nick.

Either way, I doubt Kayla would’ve allowed anything to happen that night. Like, especially not the gay option.

Then why has Nick called off the streams for the past two days because he is "sick"? Clearly he got his ass blown the fuck out and is still recovering.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Then why has Nick called off the streams for the past two days because he is "sick"? Clearly he got his ass blown the fuck out and is still recovering.

I mean, he could be legitimately sick. He was already losing his voice in the hot tub stream. I doubt a sore ass would stop him from yammering into a camera. He could just sit on a pillow or something.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He thinks both women and men should be swooning over him FOR FREE.

Worse, he wants people to pay $5 a month for his locals, to swoon over him and send him lewds.

 

[Captain Manning]

Then why has Nick called off the streams for the past two days because he is "sick"? Clearly he got his ass blown the fuck out and is still recovering.

Maybe he caught an STD in the hot tub? "Ass blown the fuck out" has multiple meanings.

Worse, he wants people to pay $5 a month for his locals, to swoon over him and send him lewds.

Yeah, but that plan completely fell apart. I don't think anybody has posted in ass-thong in a LONG time. And, of course, Mandy is a dude.

All of this because of that damn dirty Kiwifarms!!!

 

[Based Yuu Narukami]

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Maybe he caught an STD in the hot tub? "Ass blown the fuck out" has multiple meanings.


Yeah, but that plan completely fell apart. I don't think anybody has posted in ass-thong in a LONG time. And, of course, Mandy is a dude.

All of this because of that damn dirty Kiwifarms!!!

Guys, guys… *licks bottle* Null is just retarded. I love him so much(I’m not gay though I swear, most guys are a little gay but I’m totally 100% completely heterosexual and straight), and you have to understand, I never ever asked him to delete any of the mean awful horrible retarded posts on Kiwifarms that I dislike having to read about. He asked me, I promise. Now, I sure hope Rumble gets back to me about another contract for my lawstreams

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe my timeline is off, but I thought someone figured out the hot tub stream was from earlier this month or late last year? As in not a few days ago? Rekieta had made a comment about needing to fix his streaming setup after some friends had streamed there, and the Steeltoe jagoff had streamed from the balldo vault with his skank a while ago. They were at least at the coomer compound on ... December 19, apparently.

So was this hot tub trip recent? Or just recently discovered? (Sorry, I just could not stomach watching it.)

Edit to add: I'm a dummy, answered, see @Balldo's Gate 's post immediately below.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Then why has Nick called off the streams for the past two days because he is "sick"? Clearly he got his ass blown the fuck out and is still recovering.

Rekieta has previous for cancelling shows with dubious claims of illness when he is afraid about getting called out. At the end of March last year he cancelled a show where Null was supposed to be a guest at short notice because the dang kids got him sick and he needed "meds and sleep". The next day, when he turned up fine for his Friday debauchery stream, his excuse changed suddenly to "dehydration".

That's right. Although last night when cancelling he said he was "sick", resorting to "meds and sleep", and seemed to blame the "dang kids" for getting him sick, tonight he suggested he was probably "dehydrated" and said he was pounding back Gatorades all day today.

Then in October, Nick admitted that he had actually made a deliberate decision at some point to blacklist Null from his show because he was afraid of the super chats, making it seem possible that his "illness" was faked to get out of doing the show.

One motive for cancelling shows is seething. I think Rekieta expected the hot tub stream to go under the radar because it was on a different, smaller channel. Instead he woke up and there were pages of posts on this thread, @elb had posted a clip on her channel, and @Kinochet had blasted it all over his Twitter,

So was this hot tub trip recent? Or just recently discovered? (Sorry, I just could not stomach watching it.)

It was Sunday night. Rekieta and the Imholtes have streamed from each others' places on at least three separate occasions in the last month and a half. Nick streamed from their setup early one night so they could go out on the town during his regular timeslot. They streamed from NIck's house around December 19 which was a day or two before the wife's birthday I think or at least around it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is no one pointing out the snake motif as Nick becomes more openly degenerate? The snake tattoo was the start, now he has a gay snake skin shirt. We can joke about the Sonichu demon, but either Nick is leaning into it (I doubt it) or he’s literally being influenced by a demon in the most overt way.

Also, the Christian thing was pretty bs early on. He applied Critical Theory to the Bible. He should be beaten with Wet HDMI cords for applying Critical Theory to anything. @Captain Manning the fun of the theology talk is how Nick twists Jesus saying “Looking at someone’s wife with lust is infidelity and wrong, don’t do it” to “Jesus said it’s okay for me to cheat because grace”.

The most insufferable part of Nick is denying the reality of what he’s done either by omission, lawyer word games, or ignoring that he said something. It’s also the most entertaining. It’s like fags saying Nancy Regan is killing them when they can’t stop doing drugs and getting fucked in the ass by 20-100 men a night. The minute you are aware of reality the emotional appeals are comedy rather than tragedy.

 

[AnOminous]

One motive for cancelling shows is seething.

I wouldn't be surprised if this pussy seethes so hard it literally makes him physically sick.

Is no one pointing out the snake motif as Nick becomes more openly degenerate? The snake tattoo was the start, now he has a gay snake skin shirt.

Guess who else has an edgy boi fetish for snakes?

This smirking troon.

 

[Swole McPole]

@Swole McPole you used to have sexy pole vaulters as your avatar nigger, don’t go for some holier than thou shit.

I've said repeatedly, it wasn't because I had a moral objection to porn, it just didn't work for me. Nobody's watching it for the stories.

And I also studied the porn subculture because of a 'professional' curiosity. Why don't you DM me to find out more..? Teehee!"

Do make your fucking mind up. You keep on giving me TMI stickers, and yet people repeatedly ask me questions about this shit. I'm trying to save all you poor saps from being further horrified by my lack of porn watching.

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit to add: I'm a dummy, answered, see @Balldo's Gate 's post immediately below.

Your confusion possibly stems from the fact that the Imholtes were on Nick's show earlier, and there was a "snack tray" incident that went completely missed by everybody here. @Balldo's Gate commented "how did we miss this?" in response to a stream by Nobody Likes Onions. Implying that there was already some evidence the Imholtes and Rekietas might have been swinging before we saw the Sunday hot tub stream. The Imholte people are apparently observing this whole thing from the other side.

@Captain Manning the fun of the theology talk is how Nick twists Jesus saying “Looking at someone’s wife with lust is infidelity and wrong, don’t do it” to “Jesus said it’s okay for me to cheat because grace”.

I get that, and I agree to some extent.

But I think some nerves are getting frayed over the fact that people still come in here, quote Bible versus, and explain how Nick is acting in contravention of them.

Long time posters in this thread know all that. He's a fraud. He is not a real Christian. He is a hedonist.

To some extent, I think this could have been avoided if Nick's antics were featured more last year. I still see people wandering in here saying "Wait, Nick's a cow now?" Hell, the Bossman Jack and Fatrick people are convinced that Rekieta did absolutely nothing lulzy last year except being catfished, and that they got "robbed." When, in fact, a shitton of stuff happened last year to earn Nick Lolcow of the Year. Those people just didn't keep up with the thread.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

But it's interesting that Rumble only makes up ~1/5 of that total considering how big his Rumble audience apparently is.

Rumble's platform still doesn't allow super chats via mobile. That's the killer