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You really are dumb aren't you. Find a girlfriend then, doesn't matter. But the truth is that you have an axe to grind against masculinity itself and the fact that you constantly go on a male-dominated space, stand on the dinner table, pull down your pants and take a massive shit on it means that you have a problem and a fixation. I know that in your head you have some sort of a fantasy that you're this savior out to banish the evil moids or something but in reality your actions are that of a lesser woman, lesbian or not.
I am masculine lmao
 
And delusional. But fine, what makes you masculine?
The fact that my interests, personality, and way I dress is stereotypically masculine? I mean shit, I'm masculine enough my family started calling me a dyke when I was like 12 (long before I figured out I like girls, honestly that shit made me repressed).

The farms was never intended as a /pol/ reject circlejerk. Sometimes people say things you don't like and don't agree with here. Die mad about it.
 
The fact that my interests, personality, and way I dress is stereotypically masculine? I mean shit, I'm masculine enough my family started calling me a dyke when I was like 12 (long before I figured out I like girls, honestly that shit made me repressed).
None of these things are what masculinity truly is.
 
Love you girl but cosplaying at anime cons and rubbing it to fujo porn is not the slightest bit masculine.
What about running around innawoods looking for bugs and snakes? Cosplay and fujoshit are probably my girliest hobbies.

I was masculine enough for my family to start calling me a dyke in middle school and to get made fun of by other girls and women, that's good enough for me.
 
What about running around innawoods looking for bugs and snakes?
Eccentric and possibly autistic. 'Masculine' is used a lot as a term to shame eccentric weird girls into conforming more, but let's be real, you're not at all masculine. A good rule of thumb is to ask yourself, if you behaved the way you do but in a male body, would society consider your behaviour masculine?

And the answer is no, you'd be so flamingly effeminate you could get straight-up hate crimed for it.
 
Also "not appropriate for a girl your age!" according to my mom the second I turned like 11.
I get it that some women want to be viewed as "masculine," but it's very difficult for actual women to pull off. Here are some of the things you have to check off the list to be "masculine":
  1. scratch balls/adjust underwear through clothing in full view of others
  2. take up two or more seats on public transport by sitting with legs splayed
  3. pick nose
  4. spit on ground regularly
  5. belch the ABCs
  6. use deoderant in place of showering for 10+ days
  7. have bushy eyebrows with at least half a dozen eyebrow hairs in excess of 1.5" long
  8. visible facial hair
  9. fart in crowded rooms, laugh about it/light it on fire/wave hand at other people
  10. wear dark t-shirts with visible Cheeto crumbs
  11. own exactly one pair of sneakers and wear them to bits (more than one is disqualifying unless you have a medical condition, sorry)
  12. use 3-in-1 body wash (no shampoo allowed)
  13. take a 3 pound shit on a daily basis
  14. yell at football on the TV (American, not that faggy UK shit)
  15. piss all over a public toilet - anywhere but *in* the toilet
  16. pay for a pack of cigarettes entirely in pennies
  17. use the same plate, fork and cup for over a week without washing them once
  18. throw clothes away rather than wash them
  19. eat a sandwich you bought at a gas station (checking the expiration date is a disqualification)
  20. practice karate moves even though everyone knows you've never had a single karate lesson in your life
I'll think of more and add them later, this is enough of a list to get you started
 
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Eccentric and possibly autistic. 'Masculine' is used a lot as a term to shame eccentric weird girls into conforming more, but let's be real, you're not at all masculine. A good rule of thumb is to ask yourself, if you behaved the way you do but in a male body, would society consider your behaviour masculine?
Yes, for the most part
I get it that some women want to be viewed as "masculine," but it's very difficult for actual women to pull off. Here are some of the things you have to check off the list to be "masculine":
  1. scratch balls/adjust underwear through clothing in full view of others
  2. take up two or more seats on public transport by sitting with legs splayed
  3. pick nose
  4. spit on ground regularly
  5. belch the ABCs
  6. use deoderant in place of showering for 10+ days
  7. have bushy eyebrows with at least half a dozen eyebrow hairs in excess of 1.5" long
  8. visible facial hair
  9. fart in crowded rooms, laugh about it/light it on fire/wave hand at other people
  10. wear dark t-shirts with visible Cheeto crumbs
  11. own exactly one pair of sneakers and wear them to bits (more than one is disqualifying unless you have a medical condition, sorry)
  12. use 3-in-1 body wash (no shampoo allowed)
  13. take a 3 pound shit on a daily basis
  14. yell at football on the TV (American, not that faggy UK shit)
  15. piss all over a public toilet - anywhere but *in* the toilet
  16. pay for a pack of cigarettes entirely in pennies
  17. use the same plate, fork and cup for over a week without washing them once
  18. throw clothes away rather than wash them
  19. eat a sandwich you bought at a gas station (checking the expiration date is a disqualification)
  20. practice karate moves even though everyone knows you've never had a single karate lesson in your life
I'll think of more and add them later, this is enough of a list to get you started
About half of those are things I do.
 
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