I get it that some women want to be viewed as "masculine," but it's very difficult for actual women to pull off. Here are some of the things you have to check off the list to be "masculine":
- scratch balls/adjust underwear through clothing in full view of others
- take up two or more seats on public transport by sitting with legs splayed
- pick nose
- spit on ground regularly
- belch the ABCs
- use deoderant in place of showering for 10+ days
- have bushy eyebrows with at least half a dozen eyebrow hairs in excess of 1.5" long
- visible facial hair
- fart in crowded rooms, laugh about it/light it on fire/wave hand at other people
- wear dark t-shirts with visible Cheeto crumbs
- own exactly one pair of sneakers and wear them to bits (more than one is disqualifying unless you have a medical condition, sorry)
- use 3-in-1 body wash (no shampoo allowed)
- take a 3 pound shit on a daily basis
- yell at football on the TV (American, not that faggy UK shit)
- piss all over a public toilet - anywhere but *in* the toilet
- pay for a pack of cigarettes entirely in pennies
- use the same plate, fork and cup for over a week without washing them once
- throw clothes away rather than wash them
- eat a sandwich you bought at a gas station (checking the expiration date is a disqualification)
- practice karate moves even though everyone knows you've never had a single karate lesson in your life
I'll think of more and add them later, this is enough of a list to get you started