DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Braowbun]

In his latest begging session, Phil stopped playing to scold his viewers and actually said, "This week, I need good support. I spent $200 on new games, and the support is slow. What the hell happened?" as if he were a manager talking to low-performance salesmen.

I hope his big supporters keep at bay today. Maybe another situation like the Scorn incident will happen again.

They spent double that surely. I bet they both have the Super whatever version of Infinite wealth and Tekken 8.
Plus don't forget that fresh gourmet that bastard Jasper eats and shits on daily.
Life's a bitch

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Now watch him hit at least one hat goal today, since if there's one thing I've learned watching Phil is that his terrible behaviour is always rewarded.

 

[Fapcop]

In his latest begging session, Phil stopped playing to scold his viewers and actually said, "This week, I need good support. I spent $200 on new games, and the support is slow.

And whose fault is that?

Ah yes, Phil! Because he has a stubborn belief that all the hot new games bring all the hot new views.

If Phil was a tad bit smarter, he’d realize that his algorithm is all kinda of fucked up, so he doesn’t attract general interest gamers. He attracts people who want to see DSP.

They spent double that surely. I bet they both have the Super whatever version of Infinite wealth and Tekken 8.
Plus don't forget that fresh gourmet that bastard Jasper eats and shits on daily.
Life's a bitch

Allow me to just point out the inherent retarded consoooomer decision by Phil here.

The island game he and his horse has been speeding over, doesn’t actually require you to buy the deluxe version. It just comes with a bunch of resources, so you don’t need to grind when you build your island.

Then again, cheesing and avoiding effort is right down his alley.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

I hope his big supporters keep at bay today. Maybe another situation like the Scorn incident will happen again.

Don't get too excited, first of the month is almost here.

Phil is just being his usual retard self and not understanding the wallets are not bottomless. This is where him chasing away the 50 bit bitches is hurting him. They help mitigate his "slow" days. Back in the day he had a steady stream so he would get a consistent amount most of the time. Now he either gets whaled out or he's stuck at almost nothing.

 

[Comma]

The last four streams combined didn't even break the $140 mark in total, so expect a very hard guilt-trip today during the pre-stream. Since he's not forcing people to watch his utterly boring Like A Dragon or Tekken 8 playthrough today, but is playing Baldur's Gate instead, I'm sure (one of) the usual whales will fork over the needed cash to make the piggy happy again.

-EDIT: Jesus Christ, he literally immediately starts off with a "statement" about being STRESSED.

We're in for a doozy.

-EDIT2: Yep, he's already off-loading his problems onto his audience in some kind of twisted therapy session. And this is how he announced today's stream on Twitter, mind you:

 

[SlushFiend]

This is serious, we got black shirt with a begcon at the very start

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

>literally nothing going on in his chat
>immediately starts insinuating that DAH TROLLS are looking to start drama

Remember how Phil said that he's not a drama streamer? He's really pulling out all of the stops in hopes that Ryan will finally send him some coin.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil complained about low tips all night. He's been at this for 15 years now, how has he never noticed the pattern?

End of the month, his paypigs are wiped out.
Start of the month, SSI checks go out and he gets showered with money. February will see a rallying of tips.

DSP thinks he deserves the same amount of money every day for his meaningful content, but with how many of his biggest supporters he's chased off, he's down just a small number of people willing to tip.

No, because he foolishly chose his day off on 1 February.

 

[MAWBD2]

>literally nothing going on in his chat
>immediately starts insinuating that DAH TROLLS are looking to start drama

Remember how Phil said that he's not a drama streamer? He's really pulling out all of the stops in hopes that Ryan will finally send him some coin.

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Starts his stream with a massive pity party and cope session and "behind the scenes" issues.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Freebird]

You know what time it is.


- "apology" for begging too hard, being a massive cunt and toxic af because his life is stressful
- retards in chat stfu
- schedule is also a begment

 

[Love Is Blue]

You know what time it is.

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- "apology" for begging too hard, being a massive cunt and toxic af because his life is stressful
- retards in chat stfu
- schedule is also a begment

DSPbros we are so fucking back

 

[Corpun]

Typical normal behaviour from a man comfortable with his marriage and in his sexuality. Props to Josh Poems.

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Ewwwwwww disgusting women with women parts ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Times like this I actually miss the weirdo Phil that was jerking off any time tits were on screen.

Due to the recent announcement that Dave will be turning his throwback channel into a second DSP Reacts (to maximize his pennies), I cut together a couple of his past takes on react content.

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I'm going to have to disagree with DSP here guys. Me personally, I think reactions are chill, positive and meaningful.

Nothing in the English language can convey how lazy, uninspired, and fucking ugly Danthead fanart is.

i predict that one day DSP will do a react video to a DSP reacts video

I predict that DSP will react to current year playthroughs ten years from now and probably react to the Side Scrollers interview as well.

>literally nothing going on in his chat
>immediately starts insinuating that DAH TROLLS are looking to start drama

Remember how Phil said that he's not a drama streamer? He's really pulling out all of the stops in hopes that Ryan will finally send him some coin.

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What is he even trying to say dood, I can't understand what this illiterate morahn is trying to convey in the stream chat? Scrap up? Like scraps of rusted metal coming out of your ass? tuh-tuh.

Maybe he means scrape, like how I scraped the dingleberries out of my ass today in the shower, ack ack ack.

 

[grump]

And whose fault is that?

Ah yes, Phil! Because he has a stubborn belief that all the hot new games bring all the hot new views.

If Phil was a tad bit smarter, he’d realize that his algorithm is all kinda of fucked up, so he doesn’t attract general interest gamers. He attracts people who want to see DSP.

The algorithm is working fine in this case. Phil's 'appeal' is with lolcow watchers not gamers.

Phil wishes he attracted not even general interest gamers but a general interest audience. He craves the attention of tiktok binging pronoun quoting mass market fickle normies. Thats why he constantly presents himself as a mainstream streamer. Acts like theres women in his sausagefest and dabbles with going woke and tries to go viral and patch his reputation with a succession of ahnest interviews and documentaries. He despises and feels he is above the dents who form his actual audience and stick with him thick and thin.

 

[Fapcop]

Someone asked if Phil could play snootgame and said that people come for Phil irrespective of the game he plays.

Phil went off on a minor monologue, and never even arrested Snootgame.

Chat had a suggestion that DSP gets a job. Phil explained that he’d lose EVERYTHING if he ever got a 9-5. Which any mahture ahdult in touch with really would understand.

The algorithm is working fine in this case. Phil's 'appeal' is with lolcow watchers not gamers.

BTW: I dunno if it’s an algorithm thing or if Phil doesn’t know how to use keywords, but if you search for DSP on YouTube, it’s all detractors and clip channels.

Only if you write “darksydephil” does his channel appear.

Always thought that was a little weird.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

You know what time it is.

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- "apology" for begging too hard, being a massive cunt and toxic af because his life is stressful
- retards in chat stfu
- schedule is also a begment

"That was MY depression! I can't help being mean and self destructive when I'm sad and depressed."—pitybucks SoyVoiced Phil.

When do you guy's think Phil will disclose this mysterious "behind the scenes" issue? He still hasn't disclosed the medical issue that he mentioned back in 2017

 

[grump]

BTW: I dunno if it’s an algorithm thing or if Phil doesn’t know how to use keywords, but if you search for DSP on YouTube, it’s all detractors and clip channels.

Only if you write “darksydephil” does his channel appear.

Always thought that was a little weird.

I don't think thats weird at all. Detractor videos get way more engagement than Phil so they will rise high depending on how well they cover a given variation of his name. When Youtube does intervene in terms of tweaking the algorithm its in his favor as his channel is placed on the top in some searches because the algorithm recognizes he is the subject despite his piss poor metrics. If it was straight popularity and quality of engagement his channel probably wouldn't be on the top in any search and maybe even be moved off the front page in some instances. You saw more of this before youtube adjusted the algorithm a few years ago. His channel was below detractor vids in most searches. After the adjustment his channel was magically pinned on top on most but not all variations. Yet another system Phil shits on constantly doing him a solid.

 

[Balr0g]

You know what time it is.

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- "apology" for begging too hard, being a massive cunt and toxic af because his life is stressful
- retards in chat stfu
- schedule is also a begment

Still not the full black shirt begging look but we are slowly getting there

 

[FamicomGorby]

Tuned into Dave's stream and heard two things

1. He wants an aquarium for some reason. He can barely take care of a cat's litter box, like fuck he can change an aquarium's water.
2. Flat out said he doesn't see himself ever retiring, which is obvious since he has zero savings. More hinting at DSPahlitics in the future, which is only interesting since Phil's political opinions so far have been contradictory and the only constant is whatever personally benefits him at the moment.

 

[Freebird]

Flat out said he doesn't see himself ever retiring, which is obvious since he has zero savings.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If ever there was a time for Joon to see what DSP is really like, this week would've been the perfect time.