DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[spacko]

i predict that one day DSP will do a react video to a DSP reacts video

 

[Iron Father]

Phil is going to do a "react" of his own content on his "throwback" channel, just to triple dip with subscriptions from his viewers.

This is the kind of lazy dogshit he considers "working my ass off" btw.
Jumping on the react meta was one of the gayest developments in the Snortex.
Endlessly recycling his content without ever actually doing anything Meaningfully™ different.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I haven’t played the game so I don’t know exactly how the rank system works but apparently it scales all your characters to whatever your highest rank is. Basically makes it so he can’t continuously cycle through new characters to ensure he’s playing people in beginner ranks.

I don’t know if this is only for character you’ve actually played with in ranked or for everyone but either way Phil was now happy when he found out. He immediately brought up the idea of having to play in casual matches now when trying a new character.

Once you reach Warrior, the first yellow rank and the first rank where the game stops funneling you upwards regardless of W/L record, all your other characters get bumped up to the first light blue rank, which isn't much but he still skipped 4 of the lowest ranks which made him pissed off and he thought it was a glitch. Btw this was a feature of ranked in Tekken since 6 but he doesn't know because he fucking sucks at the games so hard he never triggered it in the previous games.

 

[Balr0g]

I really really want to punch Phil for this fucking video order

That's all over the place. Jesus. But just a bit more of 50$ the whole day? BG3 better deliver some support or he is gonna cry downstairs with his wife

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I really really want to punch Phil for this fucking video order

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That's all over the place. Jesus. But just a bit more of 50$ the whole day? BG3 better deliver some support or he is gonna cry downstairs with his wife

How does this even happen? I upload videos in order and put them in appropriate playlists and this doesn't happen.

 

[Fapcop]

I really really want to punch Phil for this fucking video order

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That's all over the place. Jesus. But just a bit more of 50$ the whole day? BG3 better deliver some support or he is gonna cry downstairs with his wife

I’m torn here.

Part of me wants to see Phil punished by playing BG3, a game he hates, for weeks because it’s the only thing that brings in 50$ per stream.

But another part of me wants to see the 10-20$ streams continue, leading to Phil increasingly freaking out.

Will 2024 end with Phil being a titty streamer, twerking on camera and sitting in a thong on stream, because the only remaining audience is detractors paying to see him humiliate himself?

 

[Kier Starmer]

I don't think he is going to get what he thinks he is going to get. He expects 2 hundo but he will get one minute man donating 50 a few others and that's it. I am surprised his secret emergency is not working either because it saw nothing. I think a large quantity of his audience has realized good shit happens when he is desperate.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Phil truly believes that another Emerald7 or OIC or Vidar(whatever the finish butler's name was) or King Tut will come along and save his business.

He believes this because he's ALWAYS hooked another major whale when the current one leaves.

We're seeing less and less One Big Whale tipping in his life and its directly because he left Twitch and things like hug sub bombs and mega tips appearing on screen are no longer options, no bits etc.

Phil has never planned on what to do if a whale doesn't appear because he's never needed to. Suddenly his spending is still up and the tips are down.

He used to his his tax begging goals, I don't think he did last year and I doubt he does this year. He's at risk of defaulting on his payment plans. I'm sure he'll get bailed out but it's clear that the stress is getting to him.

 

[MAWBD2]

How does this even happen? I upload videos in order and put them in appropriate playlists and this doesn't happen.

You put effort in it. Pigroach doesn't.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

The more I learn about this buffoon the more I realize how little I know about life and how it works.

How is he not homeless or living with his parents? How has he not had his teeth merged with some curb? How does he pay his bills? How does he have enough money to spend on stupid useless shit? Who are these people giving him money? Does he have some side hustle like crypto/stocks/money laundering/prostitution/whatever to justify the way he's been living while on a constant, ever growing net loss?

What sort of fairy tale life is this where you get to fail in every single thing you do for over 3 decades because you somehow possess all the worst traits of character as well as way below average intelligence? He's not a looker either with the body of someone who's been sitting in a chair lifting nothing heavier than a mug for the duration of his life coupled with mediocre on a good day face?

His whole existence is unnatural and confusing. According to all I know about the world and how life works he should have been either dead, homeless, a junkie, a small time drug dealer, a male prostitute..or something of the sort.

Instead, he's a relatively successful small-time famous internet personality with a house of his own and enough money to keep living comfy. How does that fucking work I don't understand any of it wtf

I can answer all of these.

Why is Phil not homeless and living on the street? Simple. Despite what Phil says, he's a pampered rich boy born from two relatively conservative and well off parents who were probably so desperate to shut up their failed abortion that that did anything and everything to give him what he wanted so he could shut the fuck up. After all, they bought a condo for him to live in, even though he fucked that all up. Dents and a combination of several ventures are what give Phil the money he needs to waste it on stupid shit, even though he'll tell you he's broke, and gaming is his side hustle; his khantent exists as incentive to give him money, and if you aren't paying him enough, then you won't have it. It's a sword of Damocles he hangs over the heads of his gaggle of retards, and they buy it every time.

He has relationships because they were people who knew about his khantent, but let's not act like he's plowing porn stars, here. He attracts women that only want his money; they don't love him. In fact, he doesn't even want a relationship. He wants a mommy figure who can make his food, do his laundry, and wipe his ass. Why? Because that's how he was treated all his life, and if he has to marry a fat whale like Khet and tell her he "loves" her in order to do that, and feed her DoorDash until she vomits, then that's what he'll do. Because the alternative for him (actually approaching people, interacting with them face to face, changing his way of life to better suit a long term relationship) is far worse in his eyes. He has no friends, has very little contact with his family, and can't even have internet relationships because of how paranoid he is. His constant need to look behind his shoulder and raise up his own enemies leads to a lonesome life.

When put through this lens, it starts making sense. A pampered liar makes more money than he lets on by lying, cheating, taking advantage of others, and gaining the system, and makes all the money he wants and lives a relatively easy life... or does he? He's hated on a worldwide basis, he has to lie every single day of his life, with the fear that one slip up will topple his entire "business," and the kicker is the fact that he's getting older, and he knows it; even a exceptional idiots like Phil know a grift can only go so far. But a grift only works with suckers, and he's not getting new ones. The old fans will eventually move on, detractors will move on, and DSPGaming will disappear into nothingness where it belongs.

Phil's life is a guilded cage, one where the bars only get more thicker with time, and the wall slowly close in on him. Eventually he'll hit that moment where he learns (rather harshly) that he hasn't done a single fucking thing of worth in his life, and has spent a majority of his life as a laughing stock and a waste of oxygen.

TL;DR: Don't compare your life to him, or others in general. He may think he's living it up, but he's still a lonely lying faggot.

 

[NanoKnight]

After all, they bought a condo for him to live in, even though he fucked that all up

How could the mortgage and everything be in his name if his parents bought him the condo nudnik

nuhuhuhuhu

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Phil has never planned on what to do if a whale doesn't appear because he's never needed to.

"What is that, is that a money creature? It's a money creature, it just throws money around. Ack ack ack ack!"

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

I really really want to punch Phil for this fucking video order

That's all over the place. Jesus. But just a bit more of 50$ the whole day? BG3 better deliver some support or he is gonna cry downstairs with his wife

I always think this as well. He always talk about the “pain” of uploading videos to his channel (he’s actually used the word pain to describe uploading videos.)

I want to say because Phil waddles over to his computer drags all the videos to YouTube’s uploader, picks his ear, and goat laughs, before shaking in his chair. However, because he has “unique” and named titles for each video, you have to actively and intentionally do this shit. It’s truly mind boggling how someone can be so lazy and disrespectful to their audience by uploading videos out of order.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I always think this as well. He always talk about the “pain” of uploading videos to his channel (he’s actually used the word pain to describe uploading videos.)

I want to say because Phil waddles over to his computer drags all the videos to YouTube’s uploader, picks his ear, and goat laughs, before shaking in his chair. However, because he has “unique” and named titles for each video, you have to actively and intentionally do this shit. It’s truly mind boggling how someone can be so lazy and disrespectful to their audience by uploading videos out of order.

Even if you mass upload stuff, the upload order is typically alphabetical, no? So all he'd need to do is change up his naming format.. put the game name first, then his clickbait little comment after that.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Even if you mass upload stuff, the upload order is typically alphabetical, no? So all he'd need to do is change up his naming format.. put the game name first, then his clickbait little comment after that.

I would believe when you're uploading multiple videos they're ordered depending on the order in which they finished uploading

 

[Fapcop]

I always think this as well. He always talk about the “pain” of uploading videos to his channel (he’s actually used the word pain to describe uploading videos.)

I want to say because Phil waddles over to his computer drags all the videos to YouTube’s uploader, picks his ear, and goat laughs, before shaking in his chair. However, because he has “unique” and named titles for each video, you have to actively and intentionally do this shit. It’s truly mind boggling how someone can be so lazy and disrespectful to their audience by uploading videos out of order.

DEBUNKED DOOD!

Phil using NEW thumbnails, NEW titles that are longer and more descriptive, and launched a NEW channel.

All stuff his community asked him for! Phil listens and works his as off dood, sound good?

(Not exactly sure if Phil really believes that he’s the hardest working man on YouTube, or if it’s part of his pignosis. Either way it’s remarkable that he points to a few minutes of extra work a day as “working hard.)

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

In his latest begging session, Phil stopped playing to scold his viewers and actually said, "This week, I need good support. I spent $200 on new games, and the support is slow. What the hell happened?" as if he were a manager talking to low-performance salesmen.

I hope his big supporters keep at bay today. Maybe another situation like the Scorn incident will happen again.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

It's crazy that his dents don't realize how much more entertaining he is and how much more valuable their government bux would be if they just drip fed him the bare minimum and kept him squirming to their tune.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Phil was crying about 'I tried sidestepping but it DIDN'T work!'
What Phil was doing is sidestep, then wait and watch their entire move whif, then go 'Okay, I'm safe and it's my turn.'
I haven't played Tekken for a lot of iterations, but you just sidestep and immediately attack because you're either already getting hit by a horizontal attack or they whiffed.
He was crying about 'It seems like their next attack automatically tracks me, so sidestepping doesn't do anything.'
I'm pretty sure you have to pause your input string long enough to break it and then your next input will orient you correctly at the same time. That's just how long Phil is standing around doing nothing after he sidesteps.

"What the fuck dood, why does he turn to hit me after I step out of the way, that's totally unrealistic! You should kneel down and cry before the other player and they should not hit you out of shame, that's what would happen if this was a real fight. Bugged targeting mechanics, this is trash, these stupid fucking game developers can suck my shit."

Does Kat watch his streams? I don't understand the point of his LARPing as a quaker with regards to women since he got married. Like does she watch all his streams like a hawk and he does this to cover his ass, or is it really just that he thinks all mature adults in committed relationships stop looking at any other members of the opposite sex the moment they get married?

If you believe Phil's narrative (I know, but you're asking and this is the source), she has lurked his chat post marriage, as a mod or just Derich watching like the rest, I'm not sure he didn't say, but she's been in chat before, no not necessarily would I assume it is every stream, but then again, unless Phil stops to check every few seconds, how would he know if she's in there lurking or not too? So, yes, she supposedly does, saw how "out of control" Phil's chat's can be and still decided to dip her ham-hock once more into the breech.

How long until he starts saying PC has the upper hand in Tekken too?

How soon is the fundamentals' skill filter wall coming at him? A week's worth of online streams, tops?

Once you reach Warrior,...this was a feature of ranked in Tekken since 6 but he doesn't know because he fucking sucks at the games so hard he never triggered it in the previous games.

This series, not entry into it specifically, but series, should probably get it's own dedicated thread for streams at this rate, but since you're apparently the correct autist to ask this to, the alpaca ring stage is the smallest stage in terms of ring boundary space to a wall from center radius in this game currently? "I can't move" in the corner because he kept rolling back off being bodied like a can't hang chump was the best shit this year, at least for me.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

In his latest begging session, Phil stopped playing to scold his viewers and actually said, "This week, I need good support. I spent $200 on new games, and the support is slow. What the hell happened?" as if he were a manager talking to low-performance salesmen.

I hope his big supporters keep at bay today. Maybe another situation like the Scorn incident will happen again.

But remember he's not begging he's just being an ahnest guy