Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well two morrows later and unfortunately it seems my subconscious caught on to what I was doing actively prevented me from having any dreams at all, much less of fatrick.

My plan to create a perfect Fatrick Sex Slave Tulpa however will not be deterred. I intend to get shitfaced tonight and have this play on loop for an hour before I go to bed

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I shall also create a dream journal so that over the course of a week I might be able to pull some lucid dream shit so I might feel the sweet pleasure of turning into Idi Amin and farting so hard into Nikki's coochie she E X P A N D S like the kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory while fatrick is forced to watch

I can't wait for the video game.

 

[Tiresome]

Have to wonder if someone were to set up a twitter bot that did nothing but tweet "Oink oink, piggy" four times a minute at Fatrick, would he really type out on his phone "I do not oink and am not a piggy, stalker child, this is why your life is already over, enjoy prison." to every single tweet until he keeled over and died of exhaustion.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Have to wonder if someone were to set up a twitter bot that did nothing but tweet "Oink oink, piggy" four times a minute at Fatrick, would he really type out on his phone "I do not oink and am not a piggy, stalker child, this is why your life is already over, enjoy prison." to every single tweet until he keeled over and died of exhaustion.

He would.

 

[AGPinochet]

Armchair General Fatton makes a return to commentating on Ukraine.

Uh oh! Fat retarded faggot alert! A certain Pig is talking out of its ass again!
The Filling weight of a GLSDB is 35lbs (so 1/10th of a Pat) of High Explosive. I'm going to go out on a limb here that if you take 35lbs of high explosive and place it in an apartment and then detonate said explosive charge, you will in fact damage the surrounding apartments. This isn't even getting into fragmentation potential from the other components of the munition.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Come the fuck on, fatty.

 

[Maude Snew]

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Come the fuck on, fatty.

Well, time does moves more slowly the closer you get to gravity wells and with Rick being the densest object in the known Universe, both in terms of mass and stupidity, years may pass for him for every hour we regular sized people experience. Which also explains how he finds the time to xeet as much as he does, he's just working with a lot more time than anybody else.

 

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Come the fuck on, fatty.

Needless to say, people were skeptical of this claim.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Torswats’ mugshot just dropped and omfg he looks like Pat’s illegitimate son and Annabelle’s retarded brother.

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Funny, he doesn’t look Swedish, Fat Jax!

Here’s the daughter Pat abandoned and signed away all rights to, Annabelle, making a face that says someone just reminded her that half her DNA comes from that fat moron:

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Okay so Torswats looks more like Bill Hicks’ posthumous test tube baby, but the resemblance is disturbing.

Holy shit. Let me check my notes...

White:
Nose:
Looks like a homogay, troon and a nonce:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The guy who’s committed dozens of life-endangering felonies is a jackass. The REAL terrorists are the people pointing out Pat’s weight gain, crippling debt and low IQ on the internet.

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

“Cybersecurity experience” “identify” “connect” doing a lot of heavy lifting. At least he’s an optimist, all that sounds better than “lol we hired this fucking retard to shit up everything and faildox our trolls and everything she touches turns to shit.” She’s marked for a death fat, not for death, pat.

lol his engagement gets me in the ribs every time. He just stomps his feet on Twitter like, “NO SERIOUSLY guys they want me dead they’re trying to kill us it’s happening I am a grown man fearing for my life on twitter I TOLD YOU” And everyone just yawns lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just thinking about how Pat chimps out WAY harder over Queen Leslie and others than he does over the stalker children. He absolutely melts down when those who start out sympathetic or indifferent to his victim posturing realize he’s full of shit. Their no-nonsense lack of belief in anything he says, the nonchalance with which they assert the truth, and their ability to pinpoint his MO with such accuracy all set him off in ways no OnA or KF poster could.

Partly this might be because such people poke at the narcissistic wound inflicted by Josiah on the devastating tape number five — the TKO that was recorded for posterity and has since turned thousands of normies into enthusiastic Fativerse gawkers. Whatever it is, I’m confident Pat would take 100 Boomias and Dan Mullens over one Leslie.

If the Redditors REALLY wanted to fuck with Pat, they’d push that button in creative ways. After all, they installed it.

Of course I would warn against doing so, as it might disturb Pat’s preternatural serenity. But I’m sure they could figure out many fun ways of executing such emotional brutality if they wanted to.

 

[DumbDude43]

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technically a true statement because at this point in time he has already been very fat for many years

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

If the Redditors REALLY wanted to fuck with Pat, they’d push that button in creative ways. After all, they installed it.

Of course I would warn against doing so, as it might disturb Pat’s preternatural serenity. But I’m sure they could figure out many fun ways of executing such emotional brutality if they wanted to.

I honestly think fatrick is at his best when he gets mostly left alone by his trolls. While funny I think they are superfluous and maybe even detrimental - that idiot picks fights and makes new "enemies" all by himself, and it's way more entertaining when this stuff happens organically.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I honestly think fatrick is at his best when he gets mostly left alone by his trolls. While funny I think they are superfluous and maybe even detrimental - that idiot picks fights and makes new "enemies" all by himself, and it's way more entertaining when this stuff happens organically.

yes I actually think that some of pat's greatest hits were done when the trolls were on a lull. That's when he just goes out and picks random fights with people in his industry or people he deems political opponents.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The trolls have already broken Fat’s mind. He was always an idiot but now he’s a permanently paranoid idiot who thinks everyone is a potential troll and reacts accordingly.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

The trolls have already broken Fat’s mind. He was always an idiot but now he’s a permanently paranoid idiot who thinks everyone is a potential troll and reacts accordingly.

I don't know, no one is responsible for his behavior but himself, I wouldn't cut him any slack. If someone trolls you or me we'll just think "faggot" and move on. Maybe 'lol, faggot' if it was something funny - and if you facefag it's even more important to never acknowledge all that shit.

 

[grapeshark77]

Trouble in paradise?

 

[RussianParasite]

Trouble in paradise?

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Will Pat finally realize that Jackie’s skin is the color of shit? Oh boy. Things might be getting really funny really quickly here soon.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

clipping the only vaguely relevant torswats content since Pat gets zero mention lol