Rocksteady teases Suicide Squad game

[Cheeseknife]

I do.
Killing the JL is one hell of an order, so you better do it right.
This isn't the Titans or some C roster; you're writing a story where you take on the A & S tier heroes. If you don't have a vision, why set yourself up for failure like this? Asylum had a vision, City had a vision, Knight had a vision.

Tons of ways this could have been done respectfully. I'd have set it up like this scene from JLA:

Just reverse the seats. Harley tells the other SS members to leave and they give her a moment with Batman. Then, she sits next to him and after a long pause they have a heart-to-heart. Eventually Bruce, the real Bruce, tells Harley she has no choice but to kill him or Brainiac will force him to do evil things in the future. So Harley shoots him, but cries as she does it, finding it far more difficult than she had first imagined.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

So its more borderlands loot shooter than actual action fps adventure?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Agreed. Outside of MMOs, there's zero reason why a game needs to be purely online especially if it is a single-player only game. Only a retarded managerial type would think of something always being online unnecessarily as a plus. The reddit and woke shit are just the pus frosting on top of the shit cake of bad gameplay, bad mechanics and just bad business practices.

Well to be honest this is a fucking Multiplayer game, this is designed from the ground up as a shitty Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer ripoff, they couldn't even be bothered to make actual AI for the non player controlled character, the other 3 characters exist just as a game play excuse to revive you if your HP bar drops to zero.

 

[SiccDicc]

That Batman death should have the Sweetbaby Inc logo fade in as the camera pans out from the scene.

 

[The handsome tard]

*the rant starts distant but slowly becomes louder and louder*

"FUCKING PRONOUNS!! FUCKING GENDER AMBIGUITY! FUCKING CURRENT DAY CALIFORNIAN SHIT! 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL WE FUCKIN' KNOW! 'CAUSE WE'RE BORING!! ..WE'RE SO! FUCKING! BOOOORING!!!!"

"See Im not a retard. Im just ahead of the curve"
-Babyface or something

That Batman death should have the Sweetbaby Inc logo fade in as the camera pans out from the scene.

Like a calling card to a scene of a crime.

"Sweetbaby Inc. Nothing you love is safe from us."

I’m watching Maulers livestream right now and this UI is such shit, even for a GAAS.

And King Shark sounds just as much of an annoying faggot as any other modern day character, talking about journalism being important felt like pure copium about the game industry’s fellow pozzed creatives.

I swear if someone made a game where the main lead treats journalists like shit but its even motivated you hurting them when they appear, that game would instantly become a cult classic and IRL journalists would hate it because it proves how much the community actually hates them.

lol lmao.
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Community: *explains with clarity what they dont like*
Devs: lol, you are just mad, chud!

The mass layoff are starting to become less of a tragedy and more like a Schadenfreude themed comedy

How many Borderlands mechanics do they have to have before it's Plagiarism?

Hyperion is hard at work with our lawyers armed with the finest Hyperion brand armory, they wont miss, mfs.

If this mess of a game doesnt shut down Rocksteady, our legal assault will.

I like Gunn, but I doubt he will. He is already cramming the first film with cameos to other heroes rather than allowing Superman to stand on his own. A lot of his lineup is also piss poor. No Flash, Aquaman or Wonder Woman, but yes to Amanda Waller show, a show about Themyscira, and green lighting other weirdos like Creature Commandos. Dude really should just build out the core heroes and their sidekicks allowing for JL and Titans to flourish in a phase 2. Then he can bring in some strange groups, preferably something like Doom Patrol rather than SS or the other weird things he has cooking.

Should also say that doing a partial reboot so he can keep the failing SS brand is a terrible idea.

Its to the point I legit just want the super hero genre to just die for a couple of years and return to just stand alone movies like we had in the early 2000's.

 

[JamFlowMan]

So its more borderlands loot shooter than actual action fps adventure?

Came in to say after watching some of the game it has all of the worst elements of Borderlands, especially the shitty characters, without any of the things Borderlands does well. This is coming from somebody who enjoys most of the Borderlands games as long as I turn down the volume and throw on music/podcast etc.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Holy fucking shit! Synthetic Man was right. Gamers really are the biggest nigger cattle on the planet.
"Guys, guys! I know the game is a bug riddled, insulting piece of dogshit but give the devs some time to patch things up with some patches and it will be amazing! This game had a lot of passion put into it guys! We should give it a chance!"
It is good to know that the entertainment industry will always have the cattle come out of the woodwork and defend their slop to the masses.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So uh...The character Bios are interesting.

 

[Cheeseknife]

So uh...The character Bios are interesting.

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The only truly shocking thing about this is the fact that they used black Green Lantern to project this onto. Everything else seems typical, but the fact that they decided to humiliate John Stewart as opposed to Hal Jordan is a really curious thing to do for these wokesters at Sweet Baby.

 

[Would]

Why are we cancelling Batman?’ and he’s like ‘Cuz he’s rich and he’s white'” she said. “I was like, ‘What do those two have to do with each other?’ and he said ‘Yeah, people just believe that he skates on the law and that if someone of color did the same exact thing they wouldn’t get away with it like he does.'”

No one with even a casual pursue of DC would say that without expecting to be hit with a list of colored heroes and vigilantes. No one. Sweet Baby must give amazing head to mesmerize devs.

The only truly shocking thing about this is the fact that they used black Green Lantern to project this onto. Everything else seems typical, but the fact that they decided to humiliate John Stewart as opposed to Hal Jordan is a really curious thing to do for these wokesters at Sweet Baby.

Black men (specially ones like Stewart who are more Black American than globalist ghetto nigger) are just as guilty as white men of the crime of being patriarchal.

 

[April Ryan]

To be fair (except for the toxic masculinity bs) it has been established reality since the 40s that had humanity listened to the Amazons instead of chasing them off, DC earth would have spent the last 3000 years living in a perfect crime free paradise.

But good god that character model. I know literally divine perfect beauty is going to be difficult for any artist to actually produce, but that is a dude. An ugly dude. She is supposed to be the most beautiful woman who has ever lived, who sleeps and prays naked because she completely lacks any nudity shame or taboo, yet they have her covered head to toe in what can only barely be called something that looks like a Wonder Woman costume, she has no tits and a mans face.

And for the love of god just because that shit film gave her a sword and shield doesn't mean you have to. She used axes for decades and never touched a sword, and the fucking shield. The most famous thing about the character is that she deflects attacks away with her bracers, why would you completely remove that, something unique that shows power and skill, and replace it with hiding behind a shield.

 

[Dave.]

So my dad bought it (I have no fucking clue why he's kind of a trend chaser when it comes to games and he has way too much money) and I decided to give it a shot because I was sitting around his house with nothing to do while waiting for my GF to come over. Unfortunately I'm not a huge DC fan with exception to the Nolan Batman films and the Joker film and I've never played any of the Arkham Games because beat 'em ups aren't my jam. So I'm not going to be as offended as other people here when I see Boomerang pissing on Flash's corpse (I'm not even going to bother spoilering anything because I don't anyone here gives a fuck given the thread's vibe) or seeing Batman get shot in the head unceremoniously while the writer's sock puppet Harley (because of fucking course) gives some spiel about how Batman has always been a bad person, but:

1. The combat is dull and mindless. I'm not fucking joking when I say that the combat, as flashy and ADHD riddled as it is, boils down to just shoot and maybe punch an enemy in between shots.

2. Harley Quinn looks like a meth addled junkie and her voice actress compliments it perfectly. By that I mean she's by far the worst voice actress in the game and easily the most annoying voice I've ever heard (I apologize to Majordomu Selistra from WoW and Lachlan Watson from Goodbye Volcano High). She sounds like a chain smoking prostitute in Skidrow in New York and I was a thin hair away from muting the fucking voice audio I was so fed up listening to it and I wasn't even an hour in.

3. The writing is juvenile and Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss tier shit. I don't know why millennial writers these days write like they're thirteen years old, because our esteemed cast cannot go more than a couple minutes without an interjection of a shitty "adult" joke, preaching about current events, or saying something sexually charged riddled with fucks and shits.

4. Server crashes are frequent. The servers crashed four times on my end as I was playing and at certain points I've had to shut off my dad's PS5 and turn it back on because I'd get caught in the loading screen staring at Deadshot's face and it wouldn't load me back to the menu.

5. UI is ugly as hell. It's riddled with zoomer tier flashes and intrusive messages every fucking second which leads me to believe this game was designed solely for ADHD addled tiktok kids instead of the "mature" audience they were looking to attract.

I've played about four hours of this shit and that's all I want to play. It's bad. Like mediocre tier levels of bad. It's a generic live service game with a fortnite style UI and a painfully annoying cast of characters.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Holy fucking shit! Synthetic Man was right. Gamers really are the biggest nigger cattle on the planet.
"Guys, guys! I know the game is a bug riddled, insulting piece of dogshit but give the devs some time to patch things up with some patches and it will be amazing! This game had a lot of passion put into it guys! We should give it a chance!"
It is good to know that the entertainment industry will always have the cattle come out of the woodwork and defend their slop to the masses.

Oh man That Boy Aqua is the worst

 

[Calandrino]

So uh...The character Bios are interesting.

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ahhahaha they seriously called John Stewart "one of the good ones"

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

"Guys, guys! I know the game is a bug riddled, insulting piece of dogshit but give the devs some time to patch things up with some patches and it will be amazing! This game had a lot of passion put into it guys! We should give it a chance!"

Thank all the No Man's Sky and Cyberpunk niggers for this attitude.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Thank all the No Man's Sky and Cyberpunk niggers for this attitude.

You can also add The Sims 4 to that list too, given how barebones and buggy the game was on launch, and STILL is, even after almost 10 years and over $1000 worth of DLCs.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Holy fucking shit! Synthetic Man was right. Gamers really are the biggest nigger cattle on the planet.
"Guys, guys! I know the game is a bug riddled, insulting piece of dogshit but give the devs some time to patch things up with some patches and it will be amazing! This game had a lot of passion put into it guys! We should give it a chance!"
It is good to know that the entertainment industry will always have the cattle come out of the woodwork and defend their slop to the masses.

"When the game works, it's great! When it doesn't, it's not so great."

Well, whoda thunk it, Boy Aqua?

Today I learned video games are fun when they actually work.
Next thing you're going to tell me drinking water causes your thirst to go away or lighting things on fire causes them to become hot.

 

[Would]

Look man, Aqua's just trying to send a message that he's down to suck tranny cock and worship niggers, broken/incomplete games, and stronk wahmen if the checks clear, why y'all gotta rain on the man's grift as the "principled" gamer?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

So uh...The character Bios are interesting.

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I assume the bio’s were “written” by the Suicide Squad members themselves, and that GL’s was written by Deadshot’s, if only because of that “one of the good ones” line. Jesus Christ, even when both guys are black they’re still being racist towards each other!

 

[Cheeseknife]

even when both guys are black they’re still being racist towards each other!

I feel like this is a get-of-jail free card for the writers. They're being racist, but because they're projecting those sentiment through a black character, they think they're in the clear.