What do women see in men?

[Testacles Maximus]

Word of advice, get good at eating pussy.

 

[Aiōn]

Speaking for myself, what I seek I will only find in my soulmate.
True love and divine marriage.

 

[Android raptor]

Word of advice, get good at eating pussy.

Don't have to be a man to do that

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Don't have to be a man to do that

Yeah, you just have to be attractive. Too bad you're neither.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

My jar opening skills and ability to deal with spiders cannot be replicated.

 

[goodbudweiser]

be at least smart or strong if not rich or handsome. at least indulge in my interests on a basic level. meet the family and not be an asshole to their face. Maybe a gift or two on an birthday or anniversary? Nothing fancy.

 

[Android raptor]

My jar opening skills and ability to deal with spiders cannot be replicated.

I befriend all spiders, my ability is superior.

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

Damn I guess I better chop my tits off and start T

How many times have you used this joke?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Don't have to be a man to do that

Did you just assume my gender?

 

[DavidS877]

1. Their wallet.
2. See #1

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Sometimes the stars can align and you meet someone extraordinary who gets you like nobody else does, and you get like nobody else does.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I befriend all spiders, my ability is superior.

Generally, I have a deal with the spiders in the house. They can stay if they don't rappel down over my face in bed.

 

[Android raptor]

Generally, I have a deal with the spiders in the house. They can stay if they don't rappel down over my face in bed.

If they get in my bed I just pick them up and put them somewhere else

Doesn't really happen though

 

[generic sauce]

Don't have to be a man to do that

You also don't need to come from a broken home either.

 

[God of Nothing]

Protection, power, status, and resources. So basically power.

 

[LimeRikki]

Plain/ average looking guys are more likely to be funny.

Being genuinely funny can get you pretty far, but you need to have a style of humor that also appeals to women.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Plain/ average looking guys are more likely to be funny.

Being genuinely funny can get you pretty far, but you need to have a style of humor that also appeals to women.

It's okay, you don't have to lie. It appears they already know the truth...

Yes, it's true guys. We want a man who is 7ft tall (minimum) has a 10ft penis that he can vibrate using mind control, networth of at least 6 gorillion dollars, is fine with me being 169 years old and having rode the cock carousel all my life, will be a good father to my 29 cats and also let me have sex with black men whenever I desire. Anything less honesty need not apply.

 

[eatler]

Plain/ average looking guys are more likely to be funny.

Being genuinely funny can get you pretty far, but you need to have a style of humor that also appeals to women.

Sometimes the stars can align and you meet someone extraordinary who gets you like nobody else does, and you get like nobody else does.

be at least smart or strong if not rich or handsome. at least indulge in my interests on a basic level. meet the family and not be an asshole to their face. Maybe a gift or two on an birthday or anniversary? Nothing fancy.

Speaking for myself, what I seek I will only find in my soulmate.
True love and divine marriage.

See this my guys this is bad advice. Don't listen to them! Women want one thing and one thing only.

Spoiler: the real thing women want

 

[Executive Petrel]

Just be yourself
Be confident but not arrogant
Be sensitive without being a pussy
Be nice, smart and funny
Respect woman
Have a good job (that brings in money for the kween)
Never question why the baby is black

 

[melty]

Some of them are fun to be around, they are fun to have sex with. Cuddles. When they smell nice.