Corporate Cucks / Hustle Culture / LinkedIn Loonies - Corporate bootlickers and shills

That's retarded and also wrong. Centuries ago it was common that workers didn't show up for work on Monday (Sunday was already a day off). This was because Saturday was pay day and workers would usually have money left on Monday. The practice was known as Saint Monday and sometimes even extended to Tuesday. Employers also had to provide food for their workers on workdays, which explains why workers didn't starve even when they had used last week's wage. Another fun fact is that the working day was cut in half during the winter months, but the pay was remained the same.
 
LinkedIn lays of 600 people: https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/16/linkedin_layoffs/
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Those management types spew that shit because they're used to brown nosers treating them like every trivial thought they've had is some profound bit of wisdom.
My boss told me yesterday that all I had to do to get fit was "believe that I am no longer a fat guy and believe that I a fit guy instead." Gee, thanks boss!

That being said, and coming from the perspective of someone that has "made it" in the generic corporate world, you can manipulate these people's egos to your benefit. Write down the inane nonsense of whoever you need to impress, wait a few months, then make up some story that sounds like you followed their advice and it worked out for the best. These people very often mistake this kind of thing for legitimate professional growth, no matter how retarded your story. Easy way to con your way into that Director or VP job, depending on where you're at. It helps if you're good at your job too, but that only qualifies you for the job you already have in their eyes.

Is it brown-nosing? Maybe. Does it work? Fuck yeah, it works. You probably work for a marketing, direct-to-consumer, or B2B software company; you're not a pediatric surgeon -- what the fuck do you need principles for? Success in business is about relationships, so become the Lumbergh, not the Milton.
There's something really insufferable about these "growth mindset" cunts treating jobs as some kind of life changing experience and shaming people who do not do more than the standard 40 hour work week.
Doesn't kill you to send an email at 8 PM every once in a while. Appearances matter. Everyone on social media is already faking their life; this is just an extension of that for retarded boomer and Gen X executives.

Getting the job is the hardest part; once you've had it for 3 months, take your foot off the gas, produce one or two high quality assets a month, and coast until the next thing comes up.
 
Tf is up with that? Is this some meritocracy BS where they base your competency of the job based on how many connections you have??
Years ago, I attended a few meetings sponsored by a job networking group where one of the presenters claimed that getting hired for a job was based largely on "who knows you" more than anything else. He also promoted having a LinkedIn account very aggressively and promised to link with anyone in the group. I think I quit attending after 3 meetings for that and other reasons.

I don't see how meaningful it is to have countless, indiscriminate connections to people on any form of social media platform, let alone a professional one - especially if you can't say anything professional about all the people you're supposedly connected to or with.

It may be more of a challenge to be hired by someone unfamiliar with you or your work ethic, but it's not impossible either. It's unfortunate that the dopamine rush that comes with social media connections has permeated the professional world in a negative way.
 
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Hustle culture made sense 40 years ago when the wages were similar in purchasing power but the house and college costs were 200-500% less.
Agreed. Everything costs so much now that anyone who didn't get a decent chunk of changed saved by the mid-2000's is going to find it difficult to own a home or other large-scale high priced item such as a new car. Even one single unexpected auto repair or medical bill today is enough to wipe out a decent chunk of savings one might have managed to sock away over the past 12 months.

(T)here is a difference between that and making your job your entire identity.
It's definitely one thing to take pride in one's work and have a good work ethic and attitude. It's another to work so much that one's quality of life outside work is near or at zero. Even as a kid, I still recall talk about workaholics and people who worked so much it was deemed unhealthy. I suppose its no different than any other addiction in how it takes a toll on people.

You'll also see a lot of folks being all-in on the corporate swag when they're still in the honeymoon phase, and haven't realized that this employer is just as shit as every other. Tech companies, especially, like to use swag as a means of appeasement to their employees.
I have a winter jacket from a defunct former employer that I continue to wear solely because it still looks good and serves its purpose during the coldest months.

A warning for anyone working at or thinking about working at JPMorgan Chase & Co.
As much as I rated this informative and wanted to rate it horrifying, I can't say I'm surprised or taken aback by this.

At a recent inside appointment at a Chase branch, I realized I had an additional item for the staff member to take care of after he took care of what initially prompted the appointment. However, he balked at taking care of it then and there because each appointment is allocated a fixed block of time based on the original reason for the appointment. Going beyond the allocated time, even if there isn't another appointment immediately following, is discouraged. After reading about this dataveillance system, I now suspect that it also counts as a demerit of some sort against the staff member on their metric and performance reviews.

When this branch was once part a regional bank staffed by locals, bankers didn't hesitate to take whatever time was needed to handle a customer's needs. Now, it feels more like an assembly line or an HMO where customers are moved on out when allocated time and resources run out. Small wonder the turnaround has been higher since the bank eventually became part of the JPMorgan conglomerate.
 
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I have a winter jacket from a defunct former employer that I continue to wear solely because it still looks good and serves its purpose during the coldest months.
I'd kill for legit Enron or Lehman Brothers swag.
you work at JPMorgan Chase & Co. or are thinking about working at JPMC, you need to know about their employee surveillance tool called WADU. WADU is an acronym for Workforce Activity Data Utility. Every employee at JPMC has a profile in the WADU database.
You guys should know that this is the exception rather than the rule. Companies are a collection of people, and people tend to be inefficient and disorganized. I used to be super paranoid about not going on away-status when I was WFH and eventually I found out that there is literally zero heuristic analysis going on behind the scenes.

Obviously, if you notice your pc doing weird shit, maybe get a little more suspicious, but know that even when these systems are used, they're usually meant to catch tech-illiterate Boomers doing extremely stupid shit.
 
Crossposting from the ResetEra thread.

The whole thing is pathetic, but it's the last post that makes it fit here. This person has apparently themed his entire apartment around his job...a management job where he cries in front of his team every day.
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Edit: corporate job turns out to be at a theme park, so both a consoomer and corporate cuck. I guess this makes themeing the apartment slightly less pathetic as the company makes things he's actually passionate about. Of course, themeing your apartment around that sort of childish thing is still sad, but more excusable than themeing it around Microsoft or a bank or whatever.
 
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Feels bad man. mom's friends with this woman who's son is really into the get rich quick ideas through investing. Son is about 18 and mother gives no leash. Kid who works a minimum wage job travels all the way from Canada to Florida spending all his own money to attend a Grant Cardone speech. The shit was hella expensive but because it was discounted a few hundred dollars it made it okay in his mind. When he got back we asked him about it and apparently they give each of them a notebook to take notes for the price of it I'd be surprised if they didn't give you anything. By the sounds of it when he got back it was like going to Florida without any of the fun of being there because it was so expensive attending the speech was all the money you had.

If he becomes rich all of a sudden fuck it ill even give him 10 years I would be surprised but in reality I feel bad for him since to me he got conned by a man who sells lectures while claiming you don't need lectures in school. Now he's back working the wagie job to eventually attend the next one.
 
I guess this makes themeing the apartment slightly less pathetic as the company makes things he's actually passionate about. Of course, themeing your apartment around that sort of childish thing is still sad, but more excusable than themeing it around Microsoft or a bank or whatever.
What about theming an apartment around the items you’ve stolen from work?

Edit: opened LinkedIn this morning and immediately got an infuriatingly stupid post.
Send them a candidate over 50 and give him their discriminatory statement so he can file an easy EEOC claim!
Dude doesn’t even mention that’s illegal, he just whinges about how he has ethics so the company is still free to secretly fuck over applicants for illegal reasons.
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What about theming an apartment around the items you’ve stolen from work?

Edit: opened LinkedIn this morning and immediately got an infuriatingly stupid post.
Send them a candidate over 50 and give him their discriminatory statement so he can file an easy EEOC claim!
Dude doesn’t even mention that’s illegal, he just whinges about how he has ethics so the company is still free to secretly fuck over applicants for illegal reasons.
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The consensus from the comments I saw on this post is that this guy is making shit up for engagement.
 
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