Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Miltank]

We now have confirmation that Jack ate the pork belly covered in bbq sauce and onion jam at Barrel House. Also, Tammy mentioned that she's currently only eating vegetables, so the pork belly was all Jack's.

 

[Crex Crex]

How is he still alive

He is not, his body is currently inhabited by an ancient flesh-eating demon. The latest stroke was due to the entity possessing him and expelling his soul.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Your precious fat jr did this. He gets dumber by the day.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Your precious fat jr did this. He gets dumber by the day.

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A pet? What about TWO (Chocolate Labs) pets??

Fucking unreal, this guy.

 

[topshrek]

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Onions, sugary BBQ sauce and sesame seeds; all known animal products. Glad to see that our favorite fat retard is dedicated enough to stick with his CARNUHVOAR diet for so long

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I have to say that Charles is a real creep of a human being. The kind that is so self-assured and narcissistic that he is giving his crippled brother with a history of 4 strokes advice like not caring what his blood pressure, blood sugar or weight numbers are. Fortunately, the victim in all this is Jagoff and I truly hope Charles fucks him up with his "just trust me, bro" guidance.

 

[curbside2]

I have to say that Charles is a real creep of a human being. The kind that is so self-assured and narcissistic that he is giving his crippled brother with a history of 4 strokes advice like not caring what his blood pressure, blood sugar or weight numbers are. Fortunately, the victim in all this is Jagoff and I truly hope Charles fucks him up with his "just trust me, bro" guidance.

Jack is telling Charles that he's sticking to his diet and he's not. We already caught him with the pork belly. Imagine what else he's been up to? Charles is telling Jack this based on his brother's lies.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack is telling Charles that he's sticking to his diet and he's not. We already caught him with the pork belly. Imagine what else he's been up to? Charles is telling Jack this based on his brother's lies.

To add to that, I guarantee you Charles didn't tell him to eat literally as much as Jack can shovel down his throat, as long as it's an animal product. It was probably more like 'Eat lean meat, lightly salted, about two pounds a day. You'll get your calories and won't feel hungry.'

Somehow Jack turned that into eating as much fatty meat, cheese, and 'whatever comes out of a shaker' as his bowling ball gut will hold.

 

[p1138]

I have to say that Charles is a real creep of a human being. The kind that is so self-assured and narcissistic that he is giving his crippled brother with a history of 4 strokes advice like not caring what his blood pressure, blood sugar or weight numbers are. Fortunately, the victim in all this is Jagoff and I truly hope Charles fucks him up with his "just trust me, bro" guidance.

Charles is a weirdo in his own right, but it seems more like this was attempt #532 to get Fatty to try something to change his life, and Fatty just warped it like he does everything else. I'm pretty sure it's the entire rest of the family that tried to get him to do keto, tried to get him to do p90x, tried to get him to do the profile by sanford shit but Fatty just lies and quits every single time. Realistically, what can Charles do about his grown ass man of a brother? Yeah, he could publicly call him out on his bullshit, but we know damn well that won't actually change what Fatty does either. Charles does actually bring up fairly regularly(even before Fatty started his carnivore larp) portion control, not eating till physically full, only eating for energy, etc. Fatty is so stubborn, actually calling him out on his bullshit would just result in a tantrum and whining about how his family has become LIBRUHL with an "agenda" and weakly attempt to disown them.

 

[ZipDisk]

he asked for an idea, and then just threw out anything she suggested.

That's so on brand for Jack it hurts.
"Restaurant Roulette! No, not that one! No, not that one either!"

 

[Fried-Rice12]

How is he still alive

He went to hell but his fat body caused a traffic jam so satan decided it was not worth it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I swear to fuck this is a real post.

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Nobody asked for a mukbang jack. We just want proof that you’re able to eat an entire rotisserie chicken.

 

[p1138]

Nobody asked for a mukbang jack. We just want proof that you’re able to eat an entire rotisserie chicken.

Is this honestly in doubt? They're what, 3-4 pounds? He could put away 2 pounds of chicken minus the carcass in a sitting. The man eats a pound of raw beef and a pound of cheese for lunch already.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

To add to that, I guarantee you Charles didn't tell him to eat literally as much as Jack can shovel down his throat, as long as it's an animal product. It was probably more like 'Eat lean meat, lightly salted, about two pounds a day. You'll get your calories and won't feel hungry.'

Somehow Jack turned that into eating as much fatty meat, cheese, and 'whatever comes out of a shaker' as his bowling ball gut will hold.

Or Charles doesn't eat until he's stuffed like Fatty does. Most people eat until they're satisfied and not necessarily full.

Fatty on the other hand has been overeating his entire life. If he's not full to the point of being sleepy he just doesn't feel right.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

To add to that, I guarantee you Charles didn't tell him to eat literally as much as Jack can shovel down his throat, as long as it's an animal product. It was probably more like 'Eat lean meat, lightly salted, about two pounds a day. You'll get your calories and won't feel hungry.'

Somehow Jack turned that into eating as much fatty meat, cheese, and 'whatever comes out of a shaker' as his bowling ball gut will hold.

Charles is a weirdo in his own right, but it seems more like this was attempt #532 to get Fatty to try something to change his life, and Fatty just warped it like he does everything else. I'm pretty sure it's the entire rest of the family that tried to get him to do keto, tried to get him to do p90x, tried to get him to do the profile by sanford shit but Fatty just lies and quits every single time. Realistically, what can Charles do about his grown ass man of a brother? Yeah, he could publicly call him out on his bullshit, but we know damn well that won't actually change what Fatty does either. Charles does actually bring up fairly regularly(even before Fatty started his carnivore larp) portion control, not eating till physically full, only eating for energy, etc. Fatty is so stubborn, actually calling him out on his bullshit would just result in a tantrum and whining about how his family has become LIBRUHL with an "agenda" and weakly attempt to disown them.

I have no doubt that Jack is embellishing details of his conversations with Charles since he is a humungous liar or he is just so stupid that he misunderstood everything Charles said. I think even Charles was going like with some of the statements Jack was making on that Fat as in Frank episode they did about carnivore.

With that said, Charles is nearly as big of fucktard as Jack and believes dogshit conspiracy theories like carbs causing cancer, heart disease coming from carbs and just generally believing that eating red meat is the panacea for all health related issues. I feel pretty confident that Jack's neurologist or primary doctor told him not to do the carnivore diet but Jack discussed with Charles and got the schizoboomer logic he runs on about how doctors are liars and paid off by Big Vegetable and the Dems.

 

[Adamska]

Also, Jack’s beluga-headed brother Chuck, has his YT history set to public, and he apparently enjoys mukbang ASMR with little third world Asian girls.

I always found the one where he's in the role of a dragon getting tamed or some shit the most pathetic of the lot, but there's a fuckload of weird shit in that list.

 

[p1138]

With that said, Charles is nearly as big of fucktard as Jack and believes dogshit conspiracy theories like carbs causing cancer, heart disease coming from carbs and just generally believing that eating red meat is the panacea for all health related issues. I feel pretty confident that Jack's neurologist or primary doctor told him not to do the carnivore diet but Jack discussed with Charles and got the schizoboomer logic he runs on about how doctors are liars and paid off by Big Vegetable and the Dems.

If we're just talking about Charles being a fucktard, even though Fatty has an "audience" on youtube I'd say Charles is probably worse to be honest. By not being a wheezing immobile lardass, it's probably easier for Charles to convince people of the schizo conspiracy shit because he appears like a normal human being and can probably hold a normal conversation for two minutes before going into conspiracy mode. Fatty on the other hand is likely incapable(for a couple of years now) to have a normal conversation with someone, without coming off as revolting, Ignoring Fatty's small weird youtube fanbase for a moment, who is more likely to be able to hold someone's attention long enough standing in line for something with smalltalk? The fatass on a mobility scooter that can't breathe or look at your correctly, or the guy who at least appears to be in reasonable shape and can speak without hacking up a lung?

I always found the one where he's in the role of a dragon getting tamed or some shit the most pathetic of the lot, but there's a fuckload of weird shit in that list.

Jesus christ...

 

[AnOminous]

Fortunately, the victim in all this is Jagoff and I truly hope Charles fucks him up with his "just trust me, bro" guidance.

Or he hates him like everyone else and he and Hammy are conspiring to put him in the ground so they can elope.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

I’m running late for work but jack just uploaded a video to Twitter/x addressing the haters. He even goes as far to say “Joe Rogan did it” when listing reasons why this diet will be fine. Sorry I couldn’t clip but check it out. Jack angy this morning.

 

[GenociderSyo]