DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
as for Phil's sexuality I don't think he's a closet gay. my theory is that his terrible lifestyle has made his little pigroach just as lazy and retarded as he is. Just refuses to work anymore, so he convinced himself it's a normal phenomenon for guys his age ( it's supposed to happen when you're a matoore adult dood) and to compensate he now acts averse to any sexual themes because that's how his body reacts to it nowadays.
 
Nice to see that all the begging and complaining still only resulted in $150 for the day from the usual suspects.

Dood, now he and Kat are going to be crying on Phil's day off!

DSP claims the "Darksyde" portion of his moniker was taken from the title of a popular "bad" song from the 2000s that was rock/rap.

It's from one-hit wonder Crazytown and their first album which had the song "Darkside".
 
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Yesterday he literally tried to force the meme, "Phil rides bears across Washington state."

Phil, rides 'bears,' across Washington state...

Any gay persuasion posters want to translate that to what it actually means outside the men's bathroom stall at the glory hole at the gay bar local to Phil Burnell, for those of us who can't decode what he's really trying to tell everyone live on stream without saying he never fucks fat Khet?

HomosexualsydePhil.
 
This series, not entry into it specifically, but series, should probably get it's own dedicated thread for streams at this rate, but since you're apparently the correct autist to ask this to, the alpaca ring stage is the smallest stage in terms of ring boundary space to a wall from center radius in this game currently?
I believe there is one that's smaller but yeah the first area of the Alpaca stage is the second smallest arena currently.
 
Crazytown was fucking trash. Figures DSP liked them. Does he even listen to any music now?
No, he's evolved into an alien who hates anything that requires any kind of thinking—I won't even be pretentious and say "deep thinking." It's why DSP doesn't read books, because to read anything would require him to visualize something, internally think about it, and formulate his own opinion on the matter. Much like Kat, he HAS to have something visual like a game, a YouTube video, or a movie state their motives otherwise he goes "HUH? Whut are you talking about? I have no idea what I was supposed to get out of that, they didn't explain any of it."
 
Crazytown was fucking trash. Figures DSP liked them. Does he even listen to any music now?
On the last BG3 stream someone in chat asked Phil if he could put the podcasts on spotify so they could listen to them in the car, at work etc. Phil went on a shill rant about how the only way to listen to music is with Youtube Premium and he always listens to videogame music when doing chores or in the shower with Youtube Premium and everyone should get Youtube Premium and then listen to his podcasts that way dood.
I don't know if it was just a total lie to get more money but if true it's really funny that Phil sits on his shower stool listening to Kirby's Gourmet Race or whatever.
 
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