Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

PROJECT TULPATRICK: ENTRY 1

First night was a bust, despite drinking heavily and shitposting about fatrick that night I didnt dream of shit

Second night was more promising albeit still bereft of pig of man. A full on schizo dream about me accidentally taking a massive shit in a broken toilet while workin in an old timey mine and then me and the foreman who happened to be Adolf Hitler had to hose it clean and fix the pipe. Also im pretty sure we were mining jews. Only possible sign of fatrick is that im pretty sure I heard his voice at some point.

CONCLUSION: Perhaps the "dream totem" I hear retarded spiritual hippies pretending to be injuns speak of in relation to lucid dreams is infact the toilet. Would make sense given fatrick's ongoing vendetta against his own toilet on X
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My autism aside, the whole "YOU ARE GASLIGHTING ME STALKER" indicates just how utterly he is fixated on the notion that any joke made at his expense is actchully some despicably evil attempt to destroy his life that demands a righteous "NO STALKERCHILD" and a lengthy prison term no matter how petty and minor the joke is.
 
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Merry said:
I do in fact believe he knows the meaning

However, he has deluded himself into believing that they are genuinely gaslighting him, that way he can avoid taking their points to heart
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So he's gaslighting himself. He's turning into a true gang stalker believer. Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug I guess.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
Trouble in paradise?

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Fuck seeing Jackie finally fucking snap and allcaps him to just stop feeding the fucking trolls was the perfect way to start a day in the wage cage
 
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Tiresome said:
Have to wonder if someone were to set up a twitter bot that did nothing but tweet "Oink oink, piggy" four times a minute at Fatrick, would he really type out on his phone "I do not oink and am not a piggy, stalker child, this is why your life is already over, enjoy prison." to every single tweet until he keeled over and died of exhaustion.
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I've asked my coder partner to do this but they told me to stop wasting their time kek
 
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Armchair General Fatton makes a return to commentating on Ukraine.
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No word on whether Boeing will also be providing their more advanced GLSDPB (ground launched small diameter paint balloon) weapons platform as well.
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A 205 lb warhead WONT harm the building next door? Rofl. Pat once again doesn't no shit about military shit
 
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Broadside said:
I've asked my coder partner to do this but they told me to stop wasting their time kek
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According to chatgpt

You can use the Tweepy library to set up a stream listener that will listen for incoming tweets and then reply based on specific criteria. Here's an example:

Python: 
import tweepy
from tweepy.streaming import StreamListener
from tweepy import OAuthHandler
from tweepy import Stream

# Replace these with your own keys
consumer_key = 'your_consumer_key'
consumer_secret = 'your_consumer_secret'
access_token = 'your_access_token'
access_token_secret = 'your_access_token_secret'

# Authenticate with Twitter
auth = tweepy.OAuthHandler(consumer_key, consumer_secret)
auth.set_access_token(access_token, access_token_secret)
api = tweepy.API(auth)

class MyStreamListener(StreamListener):
    def on_status(self, status):
        # Check if the tweet is from a specific user
        if status.user.screen_name == 'target_user':
            # Tweet your automated reply
            reply_text = f"@{status.user.screen_name} Thank you for your tweet! #TwitterBot"
            api.update_status(status=reply_text, in_reply_to_status_id=status.id)

# Create a stream listener
my_stream_listener = MyStreamListener()
my_stream = tweepy.Stream(auth=api.auth, listener=my_stream_listener)

# Start streaming, track tweets from a specific user
my_stream.filter(track=['@target_user'], is_async=True)

Replace 'target_user' with the Twitter handle of the user you want to reply to. This script sets up a stream listener that responds with a predefined message whenever a tweet is detected from the specified user.

Keep in mind that running a stream listener continuously might require a server or a service to keep it active. Make sure to handle exceptions and errors appropriately in a production environment.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
"Gaslighting is a form of psychological abuse where a person causes someone to question their sanity, memories, or perception of reality. "
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By that definition, Patrick is trying to gaslight us into thinking he's thin, tough, intelligent, a successful author, not deep in debt to Quasi, and that we'll be enjoying prison.

Trying badly, I might add, but trying nonetheless.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I think it's gotten into Jackie's head that she fucked up somewhere. Either she had an epiphany, or the Feds had a chat with her. Hopefully both; that'd be pretty funny.
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They might have told her they have an ongoing investigation and she'd better get her retarded shitskinned ass out of the way because her fuckups are potentially derailing it.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
250 pounds but yes. It's a lightweight bomb, sure, but 200lbs of explosive is still pure assrape
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195lbs without fuse. Their website seems to block VPN's for obvious reason.
From Lockheed Martin
GMLRS Unitary: The combat-proven Guided MLRS Unitary round integrates a 200-pound unitary warhead, providing precision strike for point targets. The Unitary variant has a range exceeding 70 kilometers.

GMLRS Alternative Warhead (AW): The Guided MLRS AW round was the first munition developed to service area targets without the effects of unexploded ordnance, complying with the U.S. Department of Defense cluster munitions policy and international policies. The AW variant has a range exceeding 70 kilometers and delivers a 200-pound class fragmenting warhead.

Extended-Range (ER) GMLRS: A new developmental variation of the GMLRS family, ER GMLRS offers an extended range out to 150 kilometers in all weather conditions. ER GMLRS shares commonality with legacy GMLRS, and is deployable by HIMARS and the MLRS M270 family of launchers. The rounds incorporate a larger motor and have enhanced maneuverability due to tail-driven control.

250lbs. would be a GBU-39 SDB. You can limit the damage with an FLM for urban strikes.
 
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AnOminous said:
They might have told her they have an ongoing investigation and she'd better get her retarded shitskinned ass out of the way because her fuckups are potentially derailing it.
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Jackie is so stupid and narcissistic I could see her getting into hot water for her bad intel being what splits her from fatrick. Not locking in any solid predictions here or anything but I muse that if the feds gave her a talking to in her delusional egotistical mindset she'll read any trouble she gets into as something that was patrick's fault for always responding (which explains her recent STOP RESPONDING post in the thread where FBI is tagged).
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
195lbs without fuse. Their website seems to block VPN's for obvious reason.
From Lockheed Martin
GMLRS Unitary: The combat-proven Guided MLRS Unitary round integrates a 200-pound unitary warhead, providing precision strike for point targets. The Unitary variant has a range exceeding 70 kilometers.

GMLRS Alternative Warhead (AW): The Guided MLRS AW round was the first munition developed to service area targets without the effects of unexploded ordnance, complying with the U.S. Department of Defense cluster munitions policy and international policies. The AW variant has a range exceeding 70 kilometers and delivers a 200-pound class fragmenting warhead.

Extended-Range (ER) GMLRS: A new developmental variation of the GMLRS family, ER GMLRS offers an extended range out to 150 kilometers in all weather conditions. ER GMLRS shares commonality with legacy GMLRS, and is deployable by HIMARS and the MLRS M270 family of launchers. The rounds incorporate a larger motor and have enhanced maneuverability due to tail-driven control.

250lbs. would be a GBU-39 SDB. You can limit the damage with an FLM for urban strikes.
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Sorry lol, I was thinking the GBU-39. Still the fact stands a 200 lb warhead is absolute rape for a apartment complex or ammo depot.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
A fifty pound toddler can wreck many thousands of dollars of damage on thin apartment walls. Fifty pounds of TNT would do much, much worse.

People underestimate the damage because they only see the places where it basically missed (direct hits are often just holes).
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Or they just see the damage done to a vehicle or a deserted wasteland.
Most of the bombs fired at Gaza were dumb bombs which are nearly 3 times the weight (500lbs) and they take out 20+ story buildings
WelperHelper99 said:
Sorry lol, I was thinking the GBU-39. Still the fact stands a 200 lb warhead is absolute rape for a apartment complex or ammo depot.
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It's cool. One of the reasons why I chose Texas for work once I'm out of school is due to the Aerospace & Defense contractor jobs and the nuclear power plant there if I can't get one of those.
 
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