Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Angry New Ager]

(Those weird hard-then-chewy strawberry things that you got out of a bulk candy bin in an old-fashioned grocery or department store are the superior grandma candy, though.)

My grandma actually had those, in a fancy lidded candy dish on the coffee table, and whenever I eat one, I'm magically transported right back into her living room. The nostalgic superiority of strawberry grandma candy beats Werther's into the ground. I will die on this hill.

Honestly, I'm surprised the twee wannabe-cottagecore crowd hasn't made those strawberry candies a Thing, given the popularity of seemingly everything else strawberry-themed. But since they're made by so many different manufacturers, I guess nobody's putting up the money for a social media influencer campaign.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Corissa IG:
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J IG:
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Juliana doesn't give a shit about the lives of any of the people who are exploited to provide her with the ability to consume extreme amounts of food and have XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL clothing available for purchase because it's not fashionable to care.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

My grandfather always kept a bunch of half-melted Werther's Originals in his car. I have to imagine that, given the mass nostalgia for the brand today, I can't be the only millennial with this experience. (

This is almost exactly how they were marketed in the UK in my childhood. So they were already banking on that nostalgia then. I guess the marketing still works if the strategy hasn't changed. They're OK if you like candy.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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Asides from the obvious fact her arm has a fat roll over her wrist, her hand looks dirty.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Judging from the cap and gown pic on Insta J's transition to Dan Schneider is almost complete.

I wonder if she has picked up the corresponding foot fetish?
It isn't like she has seen her own feet in years.

 

[Clovis]

I had barely noticed the existence of Werther's Originals until a handful of years ago, when all of a sudden late Millennials and Zoomers were all over them as a nostalgic "grandpa" candy, the kind Gramps kept in the pockets of all his cardigans and jackets, and handed out to his adoring grandchildren.

That was literally Werthers marketing strategy. They branded themselves around being the toffees grandparents always had on hand, in order to bribe grandkids into liking them. Grandad? What was he like? IDFK, never really bothered to get to know him, I just associate him with those shit toffees he used to hand out. It was all just a weird cynical ad campaign.

Do zoomers and late millenials even exist? Their entire lives are just marketing gaining some kind of sentience and living through them as they act out consumer tropes.

Anyway. J really showing how she sees the world through the lens of dumbed-down media, dunning-krugering her way to a startling revelation that the POCs are, like, actual people, not just movie terrorists. Presented with media of real world events, she can't engage with that in reality, she has to present it as a counter narrative to what she thinks is the prevailing media narrative.
Even the 2010s SJUs got past that entry-level take, surely? This is some hyper-meta-consoomerist inauthenticity I just can't deal with. Perhaps werthers tattoos are perfectly sensible in this nightmare realm.

 

[Yaks]

But nobody I knew had ever tried them. None of the old codgers I've been friends with did, and most of them were cardigan-wearing grandpas and great-grandpas (who carried rolls of wintergreen or peppermint Life Savers, if they carried any candy at all; usually they had cough drops instead).

I know some old bitties that always have had a jar of them and my grandma too (rip) to be fair. In the pockets? No. They'd also buy other brands of butterscotch though that were a lot cheaper than werther's most of the time.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Only the soft Werther caramels are decent.

 

[Narwhal]

Back to the tattoo, it's not the worst but it's also not good. I understand that the candy wrapper colour is golden/yellow, but on her skin with her sickly complexion it looks really bad. Also the logo is all wobbly and it looks like the tattoo artist ran out of space, see the last two letters of both words (r'S in Werther's and al in Original). Another ugly tattoo to add to her extensive collection.

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Even the soft caramels they make are iffy at best. I know how to make homemade caramels, that is the best candy. Though you may want to neck yourself by the end of the process, you have to stir continuously for almost an hour.

Toffee is supposedly easier to make, but I treat that recipe like an infohazard. (I will not learn certain recipes because otherwise I might end up in this Deathfats forum or they will have to take out a wall to get me out of the house).

 

[HamFan]

Hey, let's ALL tell our stories about how we're familiar with Werther's originals, and our opinion on the flavor. What an interesting read. /sneed

Werther's hit the American market in the 90s, when Corissa was a kid. It's not that weird she'd like them or be nostalgic over them. Getting a tattoo of one is next-level retarded, obviously.

J needs to go touch some grass, it's bizarre she's so wrapped up in this war. She has nothing non-retarded to say about it. I know it's because she's terminally online, endlessly watching tik toks and reading Instagram to "learn" about it. But why this issue, instead of something that actually concerns her? Corissa doesn't seem to give a shit.

It reads to me that she's really unhappy in her life and grasping for something meaningful, and that makes her feel useful. It's winter, so she can't roll around in the dirt and pretend she's helping in the garden. She probably hasn't gone anywhere since she tagged along to that expo or whatever Corissa sold merch at, and gave away the pronoun cards J used to sell. Maybe she should stay busy by... spending her work day actually working. Instead of wasting paper on faxes and crayola art. Maybe she could occupy her mind with planning her wedding. (lol! How's that going?)

 

[GenociderSyo]

J needs to go touch some grass, it's bizarre she's so wrapped up in this war. She has nothing non-retarded to say about it. I know it's because she's terminally online, endlessly watching tik toks and reading Instagram to "learn" about it. But why this issue, instead of something that actually concerns her? Corissa doesn't seem to give a shit.

They both repost the stuff, but J way more then corissa. I try to only post here the ones she puts her own take on.

 

[FarmVille]

Juliana doesn't give a shit about the lives of any of the people who are exploited to provide her with the ability to consume extreme amounts of food and have XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL clothing available for purchase because it's not fashionable to care.

Sweatshop Bidet ‘J

 

[stupid frog]

J needs to go touch some grass, it's bizarre she's so wrapped up in this war. She has nothing non-retarded to say about it. I know it's because she's terminally online, endlessly watching tik toks and reading Instagram to "learn" about it. But why this issue, instead of something that actually concerns her? Corissa doesn't seem to give a shit.

I know people who have lamented on how they can't look away from the tragedy on their feeds... or some bullshit. It's fucking cringe. I'm glad I don't understand this kind of behavior. I have enough unhealthy habits as is.

 

[GenociderSyo]

"Yoga" feeder bait from Corissa.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Of all the tattoos to get, she got a piece of Werther's Original

I don't even remember Corissa talking about how much she likes them. I guess it was a cheapish tat since the packaging is so basic and it looks small (scale considering). She has many tattoos and virtually all of them are just as borderline scratch quality. Like with her food and clothing, Corissa can't be assed to pay money on a good or meaningful piece. Not that it'll matter. It will be stretched out and faded in fifty more pounds and six more months, anyway.

It reads to me that she's really unhappy in her life and grasping for something meaningful, and that makes her feel useful. It's winter, so she can't roll around in the dirt and pretend she's helping in the garden. She probably hasn't gone anywhere since she tagged along to that expo or whatever Corissa sold merch at, and gave away the pronoun cards J used to sell. Maybe she should stay busy by... spending her work day actually working. Instead of wasting paper on faxes and crayola art. Maybe she could occupy her mind with planning her wedding. (lol! How's that going?)

I wonder if either of them even remember pretending to be engaged. It's been so long since it was last mentioned that I completely forgot it happened.

"Yoga" feeder bait from Corissa.
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That was definitely for the coomers vs women wanting something to exercise to. She looked like she had fallen and couldn't get up.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She has many tattoos and virtually all of them are just as borderline scratch quality. Like with her food and clothing, Corissa can't be assed to pay money on a good or meaningful piece.

This is actually a good tattoo, by Corissa standards. Which means that I'd find it of unacceptably poor quality if it were inked on my bod, but it's far less scratchy than her other recent work.

All that white shading and highlighting is going to be gone in no time, though.

 

[Constellationzero]

"Yoga" feeder bait from Corissa.
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[Sparkling Yuzu]

At least get something cute for a candy tattoo like those Japanese star candies.



She should spend that tattoo money on chemical peels for her crater face instead of crappy scratches.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Never heard of that Japanese star candy before but now I want some. Fuck. It's almost too pretty to eat.

it's bizarre she's so wrapped up in this war

There are a lot of people obsessed with this war to an extreme degree and "bizarre" is putting it lightly.

Chickens for KFC. Prostitutes for serial killers. Gays for Palestine.