Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AnOminous]

* Yes Bossman owes taxes on his gambling winnings, he cannot claim his losses as Stake.US is a sweepstakes site.

Frankly I think stake's legal fig leaf is sketchy as fuck and I don't think much of its chance of success if the DoJ ever decided to crack down on so-called "sweepstakes" sites.

 

[Collections Agent]

Frankly I think stake's legal fig leaf is sketchy as fuck and I don't think much of its chance of success if the DoJ ever decided to crack down on so-called "sweepstakes" sites.

Bossman has DSP luck regardless of any outside circumstances I doubt he will be shafted by taxes in any meaningful way

 

[AnOminous]

It's even more retarded, he sends his mods crypto if they send Cashapp straight to his dealer. He doesn't have a account at a crypto exchange and his dealers are too retarded to figure out cryptocurrency.

The level of retardation of using KYC/AML shit like Cashapp to send money to a crack dealer, not even for yourself but for someone else, is beyond comprehension. It's almost on the level of people buying drugs on darknet. Great, now even if the feds don't get you, some darknet drug dealer knows where you live and that you have money and probably nice electronics and that you have crypto that the keys for it can be beaten out of you if they feel like the trouble.

Him not having a bank account is funny to me.

Most people without a bank account wouldn't have a whole platoon of morons to Cashapp his crack dealer for him either. It's amazing the bubble this guy lives in.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

THD. Straight up robbery

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

In the time it took you to clip that he was juiced $100 and lost it all again again.

 

[break these cuffs]

Have you seen his absolute unit of a dad's beer gut? I think it's safe to say he's got things covered.

He'd make Philadelphia Collins proud with that great big cheeseburger locker. Is there a full face shot from the front of him anywhere? I wanted to make something, but didn't see onewhen I did a quick search. I'll find it and cap it if someone can point to a stream.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

In the time it took you to clip that he was juiced $100 and lost it all again again.

That was actually his own juice that got stuck in Bitcoin limbo for a while because he sent it with a low fee by accident.

Edit: THD on steroids

Crop to cam

 

[WelperHelper99]

Most people without a bank account wouldn't have a whole platoon of morons to Cashapp his crack dealer for him either. It's amazing the bubble this guy lives in.

For our amusement, I hope tgat bubble lasts forever

 

[Kees H]

The full ~7 mins stream that just completed without the first two mins of intro, it's just 5 mins of why BMJ is such a great streamer. The background music (lyrics: despite all the rage I am still just a rat in a cage ), the hope, and the dramatic ending.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Kyle Larson]

I'm not sure what's funniest about BMJ's rants about his escapades with rat moms; the demonstration of arrested development, or that he makes these claims despite broadcasting daily that he does not leave his house. I wonder how long it's been since Austin has seen a woman that didn't give birth to him.

 

[Jomi]

I'd rather see him in a gutter, strugglin' hard, crying, shitting, dying (sneeding).

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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You lost Null, you have to give the site to Boss Man Jack, he'll probably let us play slots every time we post messages.

 

[Mongo0o]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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He was robbed lolcow of the year.

 

[Rukario]

Frankly I think stake's legal fig leaf is sketchy as fuck and I don't think much of its chance of success if the DoJ ever decided to crack down on so-called "sweepstakes" sites.

Regarding this, its worth mentioning that Cryptocurrency is getting closer to getting fully regulated by the US and the EU. If it does, questionable gambling sites like Stake will have a much bigger headache on their plates if Cryptocurrency payments to them start getting blocked.

 

[dumbledore]

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He was robbed lolcow of the year.

The ballots were wrong and shit and machines counting votes were compromised by rats. We all know the election was stolen.
BossmanJack 2025, here we come.

 

[Collections Agent]

I'm not sure what's funniest about BMJ's rants about his escapades with rat moms; the demonstration of arrested development, or that he makes these claims despite broadcasting daily that he does not leave his house. I wonder how long it's been since Austin has seen a woman that didn't give birth to him.

He used to have an unironic RuneScape gf that was a single mom he would see 1-2 times a year but I feel he only ever tolerated her because she occasionally gave him gamba money (she repeatedly and consistently attempted to get with other guys the entire time she was with him)

Before anyone is shocked he could pull anyone, just a reminder he used to not look half-bad and actually went out and did stuff like fishing, he wasn't a troglodyte crack demon hitting a dice button and shrieking about people's moms 24/7

 

[Pustus]

I was inspired by recent events to make my first low effort shitpost. (null rat by @Very_sad_man )

 

[DickSanchez]

I try to plant seeds of personal growth and he implodes.

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

The addiction within never wants to hear its potential demise.

 

[Pope Urban II]

pretty sad to see honestly. I wonder how long before the crack lung starts to set in?
The cracks (lol) are really starting to show in his addiction. Makes me wonder what kind of other consequences we'll see from this lil habit.
Angry dealers showing up to the house?
Pivot to meth?
God forbid he gets some rock tainted with fentanyl or some shit. He might actually fucking die.

i was looking up the term crack lung and got this. https://www.northridgeaddiction.com...aine-addiction/crack-lung-signs-and-symptoms/
This rasta at the top of that article lol

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Some artwok in honor of Stake being so fucking back it isn't even real.