Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AngeloTheWizard]

Suddenly, I don't feel bad about the rat I named Bossman in Rimworld getting it's head bitten off by a dinosaur.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

I, for one, welcome our Bossman overlord. I’m confident that Null will do the right thing, which is obviously to give BMJ full control of the forum, after he changes the name to Keno Farms.

Day 1: All reaction stickers are randomized and half of the userbase end with a negative reaction score.
Day 2: Every member still unbanned receives a free Honda Civic in the mail.
Day 3: Keno Farms becomes a subsidiary of Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

I hope he makes BILLIONS of dollars. And then loses it all in minutes. You know he would.

Why make billions, when he could make... Millions?

 

[break these cuffs]

THIS GUY MAN, TRUE STORY BRUH, NO CAP ONG FRFR, this guy is trolling! Live chat support is a "dope job", according to Austin. The sense of reality on this nigga. It shouldn't surprise me and yet it does.

Imagining Austin as a support monkey having to deal with other Austins all day is a fate befitting him.

 

[mrt6732]

What is this wigger going to do when the parents eventually crap out? Even if the house is paid off there is no way he will be able to pay the property taxes. Hopefully the popcorn lung from the vaping takes him out or his mother pretends she is sleepwalking and pushes him down the stairs.

 

[break these cuffs]

What is this wigger going to do when the parents eventually crap out? Even if the house is paid off there is no way he will be able to pay the property taxes. Hopefully the popcorn lung from the vaping takes him out or his mother pretends she is sleepwalking and pushes him down the stairs.

The property with the natural gas reserves will be the estate. If Bossmom and Ratdad aren't retarded, they've already setup a trust with a lawyer administer and dole out enough cash to Austin so he doens't end up homeless, but not enough that he can smoke himself to death. He will continue this existence until he dies or the gas runs dry.

 

[FeralReferee]

He will continue this existence until he dies or the gas runs dry.

Fuck yes. I want Bossmanjack to be among the first to gain immortality so I can have 1000 years of him dumping cash into future internet casinos and breaking his quantum computer in a fit of rage

 

[break these cuffs]

Fuck yes. I want Bossmanjack to be among the first to gain immortality so I can have 1000 years of him dumping cash into future internet casinos and breaking his quantum computer in a fit of rage

Who knows what will happen when they pass. It will be a fucking shitshow if no guardrails are in place. Austin will likely still cause all types of problems even if there are. You see who the true scumbags in your family are during an estate settlement. Now think about him grubbing after what he thinks is infinite money they're trying to keep from him.

 

[LiquidKid]

I’m sure it’s been said, but my favorite part of all of this is that Bossman immediately called Josh out on his Pizza addiction despite having no knowledge of the weekly pizza day superchats

 

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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Joshsisters... first we're broke dick, now we're triple-chinned. How do we respond??? Where's my pizza???????

 

[STFUplease]

so many newfags posting dumb sh*t. We don't care why you like bossman and you just found him yesterday. this thread has turned completely unreadable due to newfags debating Bossman. We come here for updates not your essay on why you just found him and love him.

 

[dumbledore]

so many newfags posting dumb sh*t. We don't care why you like bossman and you just found him yesterday. this thread has turned completely unreadable due to newfags debating Bossman. We come here for updates not your essay on why you just found him and love him.

 

[Kees H]

so many newfags posting dumb sh*t.

>joins 20 mins ago
>calls other niggas newfags
>censors the word "shit"

You are a dumb ass nigger.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

so many newfags posting dumb sh*t.

Austin’s stream is centered around rats. They have subs for rats. They banned hundreds of thousands of regular viewers to unban rats. They listen to rat music. They gifted a rat VIP badge. They dress and act like rats. They draw the entirety of their modern lingo from rats. They post sassy gifs about rats. They watch gambling in worship of rats. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing giveaways in honor of rats gambling. They use rat slang like “smoke crack” and “carjack”. When you say “Bossman” they’re not thinking of the father of gambling. They’re thinking of the rats. His streams are completely overrun with rats. They worship their janny police force disproportionately filled with rats and their global site force of other streamers filled with rats in chat. Their men sit around watching rat youtube channels while their women sit around watching rat talk shows. They worship rats like musicniggermarty and StrawHatLuffy. Their movies are filled with rats and their music charts are topped by BLP. They send rats to kick chat and celebrate when the rats spam because those rats are true red blooded alog rats. They watch rat porn to a point where “BRC” does not make them think of an international media company but about rat penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate rats and how the gambler’s fallacy meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love rats but the evidence speaks for itself in that BossmanJack has always been and will be a stream of rats loving rats.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Something else must have been bothering bossman, because even unstable crackhead as he is, I refuse to believe "Buy something for yourself once in a while" was enough to set him on a 10 minute mental break shitting on josh.

 

[AnOminous]

so many newfags posting dumb sh*t.

Nobody cares how mad you are your dad pushed your shit in this morning like he does every day. Get over yourself.

 

[Kees H]

Something else must have been bothering bossman, because even unstable crackhead as he is, I refuse to believe "Buy something for yourself once in a while" was enough to set him on a 10 minute mental break shitting on josh.

This was in the middle of an already ongoing paranoid crackhead rant about everything and nothing at the same time where he was going off on all the rats in his chat. It was basically perfect timing.

 

[break these cuffs]

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I would say we're being taken for a bit of a ruse cruise by @STFUplease, but I've seen the quality of offsite BMJ ayyy lawgs to know better. They're not sending their best. They're sending people with problems and they're bringing those problems to us. Not even worthy of the title Rat.

 

[DiabeetusYeetus]

Nobody cares how mad you are your dad pushed your shit in this morning like he does every day. Get over yourself.

Why yes, I did push his shit in. He cried, and I laughed when I came.

That aside, is this person fucking YouTube or something with that self-censorship?

 

[PositiveMonk]

so many newfags posting dumb sh*t.

How is this the second retarded nigger to come into this thread and self censor a cuss?