Kiwifarms Friendship Coop - DMs are for fags (and forbidden)

[sweater_supremacy]

How do you do fellow friends?

Would any of you like to share details about the towns you live in? Hate crimes you've committed? Illegal firearms you own? Mothers maiden name?

I am not a fed, I'll prove it. I hate niggos as well gentlemen.

Thank for you for helping

my dominatrix tells me i shouldnt trust you

 

[Mankirk]

How do you do fellow friends?

Would any of you like to share details about the towns you live in? Hate crimes you've committed? Illegal firearms you own? Mothers maiden name?

I am not a fed, I'll prove it. I hate niggos as well gentlemen.

Thank for you for helping

I live in Conway SC and have a large assortment of illegal weapons, hidden inside the walls of my modular home. Thanks for posting in the thread Lou, good to see you

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

black man invented peanut butter you know

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

my dominatrix tells me i shouldnt trust you

Looks like Peggie got another one.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

How do you do fellow friends?

Would any of you like to share details about the towns you live in? Hate crimes you've committed? Illegal firearms you own? Mothers maiden name?

I am not a fed, I'll prove it. I hate niggos as well gentlemen.

Thank for you for helping

Eu moro no edifício American Gardens na rua 81 oeste no 11° andar. Meu nome é Patrick Bateman e tenho 27 anos. Gosto muito de me cuidar, faço uma dieta balanceada e faço uma rigorosa rotina de exercícios. Se acordo com o rosto um pouco inchado, eu coloco uma máscara gelada enquanto faço abdominais. Consigo fazer até mil. Depois de tirar a máscara gelada, uso uma loção de limpeza profunda para limpar os poros. Durante o banho uso um gel massageador; depois um óleo a base de mel e amêndoas e, no rosto, um gel esfoliante. Depois eu aplico uma máscara facial mentolada durante 10 minutos, enquanto preparo o resto de minha rotina. Sempre uso loção após barba com pouco ou nenhum álcool, porque o álcool resseca a pele do rosto e envelhece. Depois um hidratante, um creme antirrugas para os olhos seguidos de uma loção protetora hidratante final. Há uma ideia de Patrick Bateman. É uma espécie de abstração, mas eu não sou isso na realidade. Isso é uma entidade... É ilusório. Embora eu possa esconder meu olhar frio, e apertando minha mão você sinta minha carne e até pense que temos o mesmo estilo de vida, eu simplesmente não existo.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

Looks like Peggie got another one.

no she just hwips me until i bleed lol

is it normal for dominatrixes to have a bulge in the crotch of their leather clothes?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

no she just hwips me until i bleed lol

is it normal for dominatrixes to have a bulge in the crotch of their leather clothes?

Peggie has a... big bulge on her back.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

Peggie has a... big bulge on her back.

they keep trying to get me to lick it can someone come pick me up im scared

 

[Just A Butt]

i wonder if the CDC took a random sample from users here how many different STDs would they collect

 

[p0e]

oh honey, they took you off the goodboy list cause you added me

i'm sorry, they're gay like that

goddammit, oh well

 

[p0e]

invite me to whichever dm chain I'm not in

 

[Just A Butt]

if i was bobby hill i would change my name to bobby kill and then all the bitches would want to get all up ons

 

[sweater_supremacy]

if i was bobby hill i would change my name to bobby kill and then all the bitches would want to get all up ons

that boy really aint right

 

[Pissmaster]

get all up ons

homer star runer

 

[Hitman One]

I had fishcakes for dinner and they were very nice. I made them myself, I might see if I can get some more fish over the weekend and maybe make a fish pie. I'm in the mood for fish for some reason.

 

[Just A Butt]

shoutout to simpleflips

 

[Omori Boy]

Ok. Here's a copypasta.
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I like to imagine that someone would print this out and send it to Dylan Roof.​

 

[Omori Boy]

Oh oops, the last one didn't load.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

I'm in the mood for fish for some reason.

possibly pregnancy cravings, better check just to be sure.

 

[generic sauce]

How do you do fellow friends?

Would any of you like to share details about the towns you live in? Hate crimes you've committed? Illegal firearms you own? Mothers maiden name?

I am not a fed, I'll prove it. I hate niggos as well gentlemen.

Thank for you for helping

My deposition is apparently over 300 pages long where I said nigger to a cop over 1000 times.