🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[El Duce]

Since you have reading problems let me reiterate what i said DUMBFUCK: ASF DID A STREAM IN THE HOUSE DOING A WALK AROUND DETAILING DAMAGE TO THE HOUSE AND TALKING AOBUT HOW HE WOULD FIX IT.
THATS CONTENT, YOU RETARDED FAGGOT. I come here for updates, not to read jobless faggots talking about how based their faggot of choice was.

How about you link the stream or whatever instead of tard raging about us not talking about it. Who in the actual fuck is ASF anyways?

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

How about you link the stream or whatever instead of tard raging about us not talking about it. Who in the actual fuck is ASF anyways?

He looks like this, you may have seen him before.

 

[Chuck McGill]

How about you link the stream or whatever instead of tard raging about us not talking about it. Who in the actual fuck is ASF anyways?

How the fishtank house would be fixed isn't exactly a burning question. Replace the drywall, replace the carpet, fix that one toilet they busted. There, I just saved you an hour of listening to a literal who.

 

[El Duce]

He looks like this, you may have seen him before.
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First time I've seen someone refer to fatty by an acronym, jfc that was confusing

 

[Aidan]

Vance posted some Fishtank pictures to his Instagram.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

I don't understand why production didn't just tell them "Hey we don't want you talking about making content or generating content that breaks the fourth wall stop it". I also hated Brian bringing it up all the time.

Since you have reading problems let me reiterate what i said DUMBFUCK: ASF DID A STREAM IN THE HOUSE DOING A WALK AROUND DETAILING DAMAGE TO THE HOUSE AND TALKING AOBUT HOW HE WOULD FIX IT.
THATS CONTENT, YOU RETARDED FAGGOT. I come here for updates, not to read jobless faggots talking about how based their faggot of choice was.

Man, you pretending to be Jet or something?

"Why aren't you boring faggots reacting to fishtank related content instead of sperging about your faves?"

"Oh, we weren't aware of it. Link please?"

"FUCK YOU, YOU LAZY BASTARDS"

 

[feral cat #6385]

THIS IS WHAT I WANT OT READ ABOUT HERE, NOT YOUR GAY THEORIES ABOUT JIMMY FUCKNIG DOGS

@BingBongDingDong FUCKS DOGS!
@BingBongDingDong FUCKS DOGS!
@BingBongDingDong FUCKS DOGS!

Jimmy Interview.

 

[Aidan]

Bex (B3XTAC33) posted some pics to her Twitter.

Link | Archive

Spoiler: Pics

 

[BingBongDingDong]

How the fishtank house would be fixed isn't exactly a burning question. Replace the drywall, replace the carpet, fix that one toilet they busted. There, I just saved you an hour of listening to a literal who.

Listening to Chris bumble though how he would fix the house would be funny as fuck, the dude has no idea. I heard about it watching scuffed relator. Retards like this:

"Oh, we weren't aware of it. Link please?"

"FUCK YOU, YOU LAZY BASTARDS"

are why this thread fucking blows. You fags are too busy talking about shit that doesnt matter. Its fucking AWESOME you have all the ideas on how to make the fishtank better, and a real IN DEPTH BREAKDOWN of how the final two weeks of the tank (which were discussed to the point of exhaustion when they happened)!
The self sucking posts about how THIS IS THE BEST PALCE TO READ ABOUT THE TANK are insane. Theres like one or two posters who carrying the load and then a bunch of fucking hens in the henhouse clucking lmao.

 

[eatler]

Theres like one or two posters who carrying the load and then a bunch of fucking hens in the henhouse clucking lmao.

Where do I fit into this? plz be nice.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Listening to Chris bumble though how he would fix the house would be funny as fuck, the dude has no idea. I heard about it watching scuffed relator. Retards like this:

are why this thread fucking blows. You fags are too busy talking about shit that doesnt matter. Its fucking AWESOME you have all the ideas on how to make the fishtank better, and a real IN DEPTH BREAKDOWN of how the final two weeks of the tank (which were discussed to the point of exhaustion when they happened)!
The self sucking posts about how THIS IS THE BEST PALCE TO READ ABOUT THE TANK are insane. Theres like one or two posters who carrying the load and then a bunch of fucking hens in the henhouse clucking lmao.

This retard STILL hasn't posted the link to the stream he talked about.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Bad news boys. Tranny porn in the browser history on Scuffed Realtor.



Given that Nick is not very tech literate, I could see the google profile under which the history is stored belonging to Chris Lynch since he does all the technical setup for the show.
EDIT: It could be Jet's as well, which would follow given some old statements, and jet was the original cohost.
That said, someone in the MDE team is gooning it to tranny porn.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Listening to Chris bumble though how he would fix the house would be funny as fuck, the dude has no idea. I heard about it watching scuffed relator. Retards like this:

are why this thread fucking blows. You fags are too busy talking about shit that doesnt matter. Its fucking AWESOME you have all the ideas on how to make the fishtank better, and a real IN DEPTH BREAKDOWN of how the final two weeks of the tank (which were discussed to the point of exhaustion when they happened)!
The self sucking posts about how THIS IS THE BEST PALCE TO READ ABOUT THE TANK are insane. Theres like one or two posters who carrying the load and then a bunch of fucking hens in the henhouse clucking lmao.

Do you want us to look at the video or do you just want to be angry at the thread?

Because I would be interested in watching the video clip if you stopped screaming at us like a deranged monkey and posted link and timestamps.

 

[eatler]

Bad news boys.
That said, someone in the MDE team is gooning it to tranny porn.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

Since you have reading problems let me reiterate what i said DUMBFUCK: ASF DID A STREAM IN THE HOUSE DOING A WALK AROUND DETAILING DAMAGE TO THE HOUSE AND TALKING AOBUT HOW HE WOULD FIX IT.
THATS CONTENT, YOU RETARDED FAGGOT. I come here for updates, not to read jobless faggots talking about how based their faggot of choice was.

You could have seen this when he did it on Fishtank during the last week of the show. There's nothing to update, this shit happened DURING THE SHOW.

For the record, it wasn't funny. It was just a morbidly obese retard walking around the house and saying arbitrary dollar amounts.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Apparently there was a stream of ASF walking through the house detailing the damage to the house and how he would fix it. THIS IS WHAT I WANT OT READ ABOUT HERE, NOT YOUR GAY THEORIES ABOUT JIMMY FUCKNIG DOGS

Airsoft Fatty is an insufferable retard and I only enjoy him when he's being TORMENTED by other people in the Fishtank house because they had enough of his shit. I'd rather read more arguing about Tay and Jimmy fucking dogs, sorry. Go shitpost on /tv/ if we're so gay

Fishtank is over anyway, literally what else are we supposed to do while we wait for the fish to start streaming and the Fishbnb mystery to be unraveled?

 

[Punitive Castration]

Slid in on this space run by Cvatik (the photographer.) Skipping all the fellating Jimmy in this summary... hours of it, and the dumb questions, of which there are too fucking many

• Says he is cool with Sam, says the 15k watch he stole from Jet is still not returned to Jet, says the Rolex bit is somehow evidence that he is cool with Sam. He implies the watch is still in the house but that he hasn't told Jet where to find it.
• Admits now that what he originally said was a spilled drink as he came out of the goon cave may have been pee "because he was drinking." Says if he jerked off the stain would be much larger and there would've been cum on the wall or the ground.
• Meg is now besties with Jimmy, which is not something I expected. Meg says "the tank is the tank" and she doesn't like to hold grudges. She stayed in the chat and kept throwing in that she wants to make music or make cooking videos or play video games or whatever with him. It's so fucking weird.
• Says she has plans to make content with Sylvia - it sounds like they fell through and the vague way he described why made it sound like they're indefinitely fallen through.
• Brian "wants" to do a documentary on Hoarderman with Jimmy.
• He says he said his social security number out loud in the tank
• Someone named Richard who he knows from school says Jimmy ate a goldfish whole
• When asked about Summer accusing Sam of rape, a very fast and stern "No comment."
• Says he hasn't actually watched much MDE at all and knew Sam best from mass shooter memes, and was just a Fishtank fan
• About Fatty, he doesn't understand why Fatty hates on him, thinks the only reason Fatty would hate on him is if he had done something to Fatty, and thinks it's because Fatty fell for some conspiracy outside the show
• Doesn't have much of an answer to "did you improve on yourself during the show or any goals of yours" and says he just proved to himself he can be funny under pressure

Betty was there being horny. That figures, he would be her type

• Summer joins. "I love Jimmy and I want to support him in everything he does. I think he's awesome." Says she has been selling bracelets and "doing the content creator thing." Trying not to dilute the notes with my take but it is so fucking weird to me how he has this... no word fits better than harem, after what he's best known for. Summer, Meg, and Betty aren't slobbing up TJ's knob...
• Someone asks if he still believes TJ is lubecooch and he refuses to answer but goes "Myeh. Does that answer your question"
• Some data guy says Jimmy was 3rd in conversation volume only second to Tay and TJ, and the only fish to relatively maintain a "conversation volume" and audience interest after being eliminated. Jimmy doesn't really have anything to say about how that could have happened other than that he did try hard to be funny.

It's running out of steam here, if they add anything interesting I'll add it but there probably won't be anything

• says he has one more Fishtank shitpost video, like the Jimmy's FIght Service thing, that he wants to make and then he's going to focus on unrelated videos
• About Letty - says she was put under a lot of pressure, says everyone at the beginning of season 1 was a little boring and Letty evolved into a "beautiful tyrant" and an enjoyable villain.

• Summer asks him if the workout challenges pushed him past his limits and he says yes but he doesn't have a lot of stamina normally and was worried about gassing himself for challenges. Then she asks if he's getting enough sleep, like she's his mom.

 

[eatler]

Fishtank is over anyway, literally what else are we supposed to do while we wait for the fish to start streaming and the Fishbnb mystery to be unraveled?

Start our own fishtank.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

• Says he hasn't actually watched much MDE at all and knew Sam best from mass shooter memes, and was just a Fishtank fan

Jimmy finding MDE through the shooter meme and not actually watching Sam's other shit is so on point for him. He's exactly who I imagine when I think of the people still posting HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT in youtube comment sections.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

This retard STILL hasn't posted the link to the stream he talked about.

I came here to find it, its the reason why im saying this thread is full of fart sniffers. Waking up and rading the thread to see what happened overnight was nice, but as s2 dragged on the thread got dragged down with queers blabbing. I came here for archival shit, and instead i get david dumbfuck talking about how he would run his reality show.
Point in case: This used to be great for archival purposes, but instead its turned into a HEN HOUSE WITH HENS CLUCKING.