Crossover Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer - Sektur Swatter, domestic terrorist, depraved psychotic hapa swatter who gets off to attempted murder, had OpSec worse than your grandpa's, DOXED by Discord LMAO.

[AnOminous]

Do you think he might get charged with a hate crime for swatting the mosque? People nowadays are catching hate crime charges just for burning flags, vandalism, etc.

Umm, no. I KNOW he will be charged with a hate crime, because he literally IS charged with a hate crime.

 

[Feldgrau]

I was wondering about the significance of May 12th 2023 in the documents posted earlier this week. He's even more fucked than I thought.

 

[Fornicario]

Oh boy, this kid is done. If he has any common sense he is going to ask his lawyer to find a way to keep him in minimum security. While my fantasies of his journey into prison sex are fantasies, if he ends up in anything over mini-med he will get fucked. Medium security fed is where all the armed robbers who really did injure people end up. That's a pretty good shot at the candy bar. He goes to medium-max or higher, his worst dreams will come true. With that jacket coming in, he's already pissed off a couple of groups and I don't see him having enough juice to stand on his own.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I read on a main stream news site he was charging about $40-50 for a fire and $75 for a bomb threat, those prices seemed fairly cheap to break federal laws to me. Is there any proof on those prices? It just seems really stupid to risk doing fed time for a measly ass $75 bucks

 

[AnOminous]

I read on a main stream news site he was charging about $40-50 for a fire and $75 for a bomb threat, those prices seemed fairly cheap to break federal laws to me. Is there any proof on those prices? It just seems really stupid to risk doing fed time for a measly ass $75 bucks

Unless some other dude was offering those prices, those are what this idiot was asking. And yes, people were amazed anyone would be this dumb.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Unless some other dude was offering those prices, those are what this idiot was asking. And yes, people were amazed anyone would be this dumb.

Just reading through this thread I can't believe this isn't a comedy, the 1488 in his email address, the search terms lmfao what a little faggot. And why even bother charging for swatting if your not gonna make enough to be worth doing. I wonder how many states he will end up serving time in, or will he just goto club fed. Since he is probably one of the most severe cases of swatting you know there gonna make a example out of him.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Unfathomably rare Discord W

Discord sells the information of anyone who’s right wing (by that I mean not a troon supporter) to the feds, so of course Alan is on that list.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

I read on a main stream news site he was charging about $40-50 for a fire and $75 for a bomb threat, those prices seemed fairly cheap to break federal laws to me. Is there any proof on those prices? It just seems really stupid to risk doing fed time for a measly ass $75 bucks

It makes sense when you remember that he's a retarded teenager who thought he would never get caught. From his point of view it was basically free money with no risk. $40, $400, $4,000, it's all the same to a delusional neckbeard basement dweller who's never lived on his own and most likely never worked a real job. Even at those lower prices he probably made an insane amount of money for a teenager whose only other options for income would've been flipping burgers or mowing lawns. Given his appearance we should all be grateful he didn't try to make money babysitting instead.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Good luck trying to shoot up any nuclear plant Alen, those aren't your run of the mill rent-a-cops. They're specially trained with full auto M16s, and as soon as they see your faggy little glock with a switch they'll turn you into Swiss cheese. I was really close to getting one of those jobs, had the interview. The lieutenant was a good guy, my background checks and drug tests were all clear, I passed arms training. He said I pretty much had the job. I had to decline as it was a 2 hour drive both to and from the plant, plus my grandmother was on her deathbed so I chose to take the night shift of taking care of her and spend time with her before she passed.

 

[Sprate Header]

New Cowbin drop!

(https://archive.fo/f0Ggv)

Translated:

ALAN FILION, you lied to us.

We thought you never called the police on yourself and we warned you to stop making alarm calls.
Remember I asked why you do all this if you had a future in front of you?

Maybe in 60 years you will explain why you did what you did. No excuses, of course.

This is goodbye!

 

[Musashi's Son]

Ok, who added this to the header? LMFAO Thank you for busting my gut.



Also @AltisticRight good write up on Alan's court documents.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Daniel E. Faggard.

Am I supposed to even take this shit seriously any more? Is this the shit reality is spitting up that I'm supposed to view as real?

I don't even believe this any more. We're living in a simulation.

Daniel E. Faggard.

Well if you think about it, becoming a state prosecutor after years of living with such a last name...makes perfect sense.

There's a judge in Montana named Russ Fagg who ran for Senate in 2018, losing the primary to Matt Rosendale.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Unless some other dude was offering those prices, those are what this idiot was asking. And yes, people were amazed anyone would be this dumb

The prices for the crimes is why my money was on living in some nation where they would not care about things being illegal in the US of A. Beyond dumb to do that in the US given the 'i'll kill myself if the cops show up' shows there is an understanding on how dumb it was. Even was given a chance to do that with the time between the warrant and arrest.

Wonder if we'll ever see what his shrinks said about him as the gun and violence rants show some real disordered thinking.

If his self-IDed comments about being violent are accurate then he won't be staying in medium security. he'll do something stupid and get moved into higher security. With the schizo text offered in the pleadings he won't do will in protective solitary.

Too bad for Alan he's sill not taking to Jackie 'the battle between fist and ass' Singh as she could have offered him up tips for putting things in the anus.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I noted this in the metokur thread, but Jim did a stream tonight and for the first time in ages, he wasn't swat'd during the stream.

 

[Orc-Chud]

He has his head next to a steel toilet with minority group members pissing noisily all over it while he tries to sleep and they probably aren't all that careful so he gets a drop or two of piss in his face.

He has years of minor inconveniences in his future. He won't get raped, because that's just mutt shit. But nothing about his life in the future will be what he has become accustomed to because his dumb dad let him get used to being able to do nothing but lazily commit crimes all day.

>that’s just mutt shit
>Posted right after your fantasy about minority IE: bbc penises pissing over his face and on his face.
What you said is somehow muttier and grosser then just saying “I hope he gets raped by niggers”

 

[FrigginWeeb]

In before the "LotR-Is-Too-White" crowd uses this as justification for more black and asian elves.

I thought asians were like, math elves.

 

[Sprate Header]

We've got a Jackie callout!

(https://archive.fo/h0VNb)

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JACKIE SINGH, you are a scammer.

You are pretending to be ALAN FILION! That is funny is it not?
Why are you trying to profit from arrested autistic swatter ?

Torswats is permanently closed and never coming back. A fringe "Cybersecurity Pro" you seem to be.
You could probably not even explain EDR hooks or difference between x86 and x86_64 to me.

Please quit your diversity hire job and get real job
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[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

@Sprate Header
(In regards to first Cowbin drop)

ALAN FILION, you lied to us.
We thought you never called the police on yourself and we warned you to stop making alarm calls.
Remember I asked why you do all this if you had a future in front of you?
Maybe in 60 years you will explain why you did what you did. No excuses, of course.
This is goodbye!

Spoiler: Analysis

>Us, We
>Remember when I
This implies multiple people, with this Cyrillic fella being a middleman point of contact between said "Us/We" and Mr Filion.

>We thought you never called the police on yourself "Why would you let the police know of your face and location utilizing the same services you intend to use in the future or in similar manner? You are supposed to be invisible."
>We warned you to stop making alarm calls "Stop rocking the boat, you are drawing attention."
>Remember I asked why you do all this if you had a future in front of you? "Remember when I came in and said "If you don't do this properly and get attention drawn to you, you're going to get caught? Why didn't you follow the instructions?"
>Maybe in 60 years you will explain why you did what you did. No excuses, of course "You've made your bed, and you won't get to tell your story, and you can't blame us because it was your fault you didn't listen to our instructions"
>This is goodbye! "We are officially cutting ties with you, and all associations with you will be denied."


Fun story/sync from the bigger picture; a lot of groups have had crackdowns as of late and movements made on their enterprises, O9A and 764 especially along with Monkey Mafia. When there are group shakeups, what happens is usually the low hanging fruits and targets who are collected, get picked, and the other members do their best to scurry and hide, obstruct their existence and try not to get spotted. Rocking the boat with neon lights and boat flares in these situations will get you yelled at by said huddlers who wish to remain invisible, especially at those level of criminal enterprises.

Everything that they are saying checks out "Why would you not hold onto invisibility? Stop rocking the boat, these are bad times, I told you to stop rocking but you did not, you cannot name or blame us because it is on you, and most likely, you do not truly know who were are, and if we are asked about who you are or our association with you, those leads have been buried and we do not know you."
My gut is telling me that this Us/We and Mr Cyrillic can be traced back to that strange intelligence mentioned before, whatever specter operating beneath these groups. The stragglers and survivors of the bigger picture/group shakedowns.

Not sure if the Cyrillic is a ruse or not, or just a means of tossing intel chaff; "Oh, it is Russian? Must be Russian OPs" I mean, it is a good chaff since the current flavor of the month is Russian OPs; only problem is that implying that will attract federal attention, and if they realize it is chaff, will be very pissed off and spend more time trying to figure out who the hell you are that is operating 4D moves in such a manner.

Tl;dr edition:
This message is essentially exiling Mr Filion from a currently unknown group; of which, implies there is a group who are as baffled at his idiocy as the rest of us. There is a very good possibility that this group is involved in multiple circles, given the proximity of circles that have been shook down recently, this is their attempt at cutting loose ends to retain their relative anonymity. Strange that they made it public as this could've been done silently but hey. Bad guys like to talk and make a show I guess, part of the cat and mouse chase I suppose.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

These messages feel like cringey roleplay to me, or as if somebody is having a laugh. Can a ruski farmer confirm whether the Russian is natural? One of Alan's searches was for English-to-Russian translation.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Just came here to press S to sneed. Hopefully this makes the next joker who tries normalizing swattings think twice when they remember how our pal Alan is going to be doing soon