Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

As @Balldo's Gate pointed out, he didn’t specify it was his medical issue, only that there was one. He put no “I” and said only “have a medical issue”. Could be him, as he seemed to imply since he’d supposedly been the one sick recently, but could be a kid, the wife, extended family, the neighbors dog… its “private”.

The cock he was planning on sucking was so thick and bulbous that he nearly asphyxiated on it and had to be taken to the ER to have enormous amounts of sperm pumped out of his gay belly.

I don't know why people insist on anything involving Nick being complicated when anything involving Nick's inability to stream or do whatever he said he'd do is because he was too busy sucking dicks and swallowing sperm.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nick saw the Gunt pulling ahead in the race for Lolcow of the year 2024 and had to up his game?

What's the betting pool on his sudden Medical Emergency? It hurts when he pees? or mysterious puss filled legions around his anus?

 

[Windy Moors]

Amyl nitrite can have some nasty side effects. But it was the only way for Aaron to pop Nick's dp cherry with his dick and balldo. While the ladies watched Star Trek in another room, trying not to cry.

 

[AnOminous]

What's the betting pool on his sudden Medical Emergency?

His "emergency" was his blood alcohol content reached record-breaking levels and he was about to die like Brian Jones.

Also his semen intoxication levels were through the roof.

 

[macrodegenerate]

The cock he was planning on sucking was so thick and bulbous that he nearly asphyxiated on it and had to be taken to the ER to have enormous amounts of sperm pumped out of his gay belly.

I just imagined with perfect clarity an MS paint drawing of a spherical Nick being inflated with cum via a Chris chan straw like cock. I need to stop reading the Deviantart Horrors thread.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I feel like we are only maybe a year of sex exploration out from Nick trooning out.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Sober January has ended with a bang, I see, and by "bang", I mean "Nick's asshole got banged inside out."

I feel like we are only maybe a year of sex exploration out from Nick trooning out.

When Nicki Gears livestreams with Keffals, will our stunning and brave womyn get banned by Youtube for saying Josh Moon and those Kiwis need to get on the wall?

 

[Lidl Drip]

I think his medical issue is definitely an injury received from anorectal violence. Something like the insides of his butt are now on the outside and he has to have them stuffed back in. I wonder if he will suddenly reappear and be cured of his homosexual urges.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Since the faggot is too lazy to post on locals.

Seems like he's prepared and not scrambling.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Nick himself is why we can't get a rewrite. Any time you tried to rewrite, he'd tard out again to the point it would need another rewrite.

Quit tarding out, you skinnyfat faggot Nick! You're a faggot! You need to quit it! We can't make a thread about what a faggot you are if you don't at least pause being a faggot long enough to take a breath or two so the OP editor can catch up with your faggotry!

This is my first time actively following a cow causing so much shit, like with Ralph’s shenanigans over at the border, this season’s writers are having me at the edge of my seat!

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Since the faggot is too lazy to post on locals.

Seems like he's prepared and not scrambling.

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Probably because Vince (allegedly) had (or wanted, I haven't read all of it) a bunch of black dudes rail an assistant he hired on. Nick's fantasy is Vince's reality.

Edit: maybe Nick brought reality to life and got literally shit on in a threesome.

 

[Anticipointment]

Since the faggot is too lazy to post on locals.

Seems like he's prepared and not scrambling.

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Already heard the McMahon doc read out last week by a practicing lawyer (Sean) Took him near five hours to get through but Balldo thinks he’s going to breeze through it & have time left over for something else.

 

[SaltyFanta]

I feel like we are only maybe a year of sex exploration out from Nick trooning out.

Would not be shocked if at some point he starts following sissy hypno accounts on his public Twitter or Instagram

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"Sorry guys, have a medical issue. It's private."

First thing I noticed when reading that is that he does not specify that HE has a medical issue. This is different from what he said yesterday, when he specifically said he was sick and described some of the symptoms. Either his illness he described in detail suddenly morphed into something that is "private", the sick excuse is just cover for something else, or there's someone else with a medical issue which is private.

This comment in the live chat appears to confirm this speculation:



EDIT:

Rekieta holds up a bottle of liquor and says he'll do a shot for every $150 in super chats. I guess that means Sober February is going to be a thing.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Rekieta is on Rumble right now selling his sobriety like Ethan Ralph. He's saying he will do a shot for every $150 in superchats.

 

[not william stenchever]

He probably would have done well in retaining the remaining goodwill of his remaining audience if he didn't constantly drop expected streams with no warning.

Sorry Nick. You fucked up. More people think you got your anus prolapsed than think you have a legitimate family medical emergency.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Probably because Vince (allegedly) had (or wanted, I haven't read all of it) a bunch of black dudes rail an assistant he hired on. Nick's fantasy is Vince's reality.

Edit: maybe Nick brought reality to life and got literally shit on in a threesome.

Nick wishes someone would text this to him.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

In his intro tonight, Rekieta has addressed last night's medical issue in the vaguest possible way:

Basically, everybody is fine, everything's okay, I just had to spend the entire night last night making sure that someone was okay, so sometimes that happens when you're a dad, and that's how it goes, but everybody's good. Nothing was actually any problem.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Since the faggot is too lazy to post on locals.

Seems like he's prepared and not scrambling.

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lol he's retreating back to legal content

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Rekieta holds up a bottle of liquor and says he'll do a shot for every $150 in super chats. I guess that means Sober February is going to be a thing.

oof now we found the real reason he is so anally devastated ass blasted butt bothered if you will, the superchat records don't lie balldoboy.