What do women see in men?

[Georgio Cocklord]

What do you mean "better"?

Some ladies love a guy who can make her laugh. Its true.

Not every woman is obsessed with looks, power, and money.

And if you think all women are like that, that's probably why you can't get one.

Now I gotta ask, what do women consider comedy cause I dont know what a joke is. Like is it a ridiculous hypothetical, is it fart sounds, is it satire, is it saying niggerfaggot or is it something else. Thats how Im able to categorize comedy, I know it sounds autistic but I dont understand what people mean by "be funny" cause all of these can be funny in the right scenario and Im personally amicable to all of them. But going around randomly making jokes or ridiculous hypotheticals seems a bit stupid cause theres no context to build the jokes upon, in a conversational scenario yes but random comedy doesnt work at least I cant do it. Also theres stuff beyond that like visual humor, I can draw funny things and gag stuff but I cant tell jokes, I dont know if that counts as funny cause I dont know how to be like a standup comic firing off jokes.

 

[Major]

I wanted to have children and I could not afford all the opportunities I wanted for them on my sole income. We would have been comfortable but I didn’t want comfortable for my children, I wanted the absolute statmax of privilege I could get for them.

So, fertilised eggs and money to buy the kids expensive private educations and other privileges.

That’s it. That’s what I was looking for. I also had some non negotiable requirements about being white and Catholic and speaking English as a first language and a UK or Irish national. I was not prepared to have mixed race children and a foreigner can abduct them abroad to their country of origin, which is too high a risk for me.

It was also important that he not be some sub-130 IQ retard in case the kids got their intelligence from him, because I wouldn’t have liked them if they were stupid. This was more important than him being good looking, I rolled the dice on that one as I am highly conventionally attractive and figured his genes were as weak as his chin. It paid off and luckily they are particularly lovely looking kids. They are also thankfully much smarter than him.

As long as he keeps earning the money and spending it on the children, I will continue to pretend I have any positive emotion for him and will continue my performative tradwife LARP bullshit. The second the youngest kid goes to university, that fucker will never set eyes on me again. Deal’s off. Bangmaid retirement incoming.

I hope this variety of psychopathy is not common

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

wallets & wangs

 

[LimeRikki]

Now I gotta ask, what do women consider comedy cause I dont know what a joke is. Like is it a ridiculous hypothetical, is it fart sounds, is it satire, is it saying niggerfaggot or is it something else. Thats how Im able to categorize comedy, I know it sounds autistic but I dont understand what people mean by "be funny" cause all of these can be funny in the right scenario and Im personally amicable to all of them.

This is a great point, actually! What women consider funny will obviously vary from person to person. So ultimately you do need to get to know the woman to find out what she likes. But here is a (short) generic list of things that women tend to find funny and not funny:*

Tend to find Funny

cute stuff ( A picture of a Bunny with an adorable caption might be enough to get your lady to smile. Cute animals with cute words over them never hurt. )

Puns ( These tend to be love or hate, but regardless they're a safe thing to test out. She might get irritated at worst but she's not gonna hate you for bad word play.)

Racial slurs ( Your mileage will vary. I suggest checking the color of her skin before employing this one.)

Silly stuff ( Being goofy or a little dramatic in a way that is harmless and clearly indicates that it's not real/ exaggerated for effect. Over the top sarcasm with exaggerated voice and body movement are a good example.)

Usually not funny-
Bodily fluid/gas humor ( Don't dutch oven your lady)

Physical pranks ( If your joking involves hurting her or frightening her with something you know she finds upsetting. She's not gonna find it funny)

Being endlessly obstinate on purpose ( Joke arguments where one party refuses to budge and intentionally upseting your woman to see her face turn red and her get upset isn't going to be funny for her)

Insulting her for fun ( A woman is not one of your guy friends. And in general, she's not going to appreciate being insulted as a form of comradre)

* Ultimately I am just some random Lime on the internet, not the ultimate monolith of female wisdom.

 

[Fareal]

I hope this variety of psychopathy is not common

“Pick a good man, a worthy man” the moids say. “A man willing to provide”. Then you say you picked according to those criteria and you are ‘a psychopath’.

”Women don’t make rational choices about men, women should make rational choices about men,” well, that’s what a rational choice about men looks like.

That’s how a “nice guy“ gets picked. Moids want to know “what women really want”, well, the truth is, most of us want financial and social advantages for our kids. If you’d rather die alone than be a “beta bucks”, that option is also available. But the overwhelming majority of men who married only married because a woman needed to be provided for. This is why divorce rates blossomed when women had greater access to the workplace.

Beta bucks is how unexceptional men get female partnership. You don’t have to like it, and if you don’t like it, you can stay single. But in terms of ‘what must a man bring to the table’, a big fucking paycheck will compensate for nearly all faults in the long run. Those school ski trips are not going to get paid with “love“ and “acceptance“ and “emotional support”. I need cold hard cash to pay for those.

Moids want women to act rationally until women do act rationally and in their own interests, at which point that was not what was wanted at all.

 

[Shidoen]

Fuck me if that isn't the worst. Turns out I have a 'type' of man I fall for and it's not in any way ideal. At least it's not the type of guy who does drugs or would beat you, so small blessings.

Dudes can rest assured that there are some female suckers out there who will find you attractive against all genetic and rational odds.

I will oppose said odds by being myself even more.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

“Pick a good man, a worthy man” the moids say. “A man willing to provide”. Then you say you picked according to those criteria and you are ‘a psychopath’.

”Women don’t make rational choices about men, women should make rational choices about men,” well, that’s what a rational choice about men looks like.

That’s how a “nice guy“ gets picked. Moids want to know “what women really want”, well, the truth is, most of us want financial and social advantages for our kids. If you’d rather die alone than be a “beta bucks”, that option is also available. But the overwhelming majority of men who married only married because a woman needed to be provided for. This is why divorce rates blossomed when women had greater access to the workplace.

Beta bucks is how unexceptional men get female partnership. You don’t have to like it, and if you don’t like it, you can stay single. But in terms of ‘what must a man bring to the table’, a big fucking paycheck will compensate for nearly all faults in the long run. Those school ski trips are not going to get paid with “love“ and “acceptance“ and “emotional support”. I need cold hard cash to pay for those.

Moids want women to act rationally until women do act rationally and in their own interests, at which point that was not what was wanted at all.

I will sum up this to simple women are loyal to their kids never forget that. This is why many modern men avoid children they know what will happen to them. All the affection and love goes to kids the minute they pop out of the cooch and they get crumbs .

Its seems most men don't get that simple evolutionary thing wired in our brains.

 

[webonoid]

To reach top shelves at the supermarket and open jars for me

 

[Android raptor]

There is a certain brand of blunt honesty and almost simplistic transparency that isn't paired with being an insufferable dick that is more often found in men.

That's where autistic women come in

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

That's where autistic women come in

Why are you obsessed with proving that you're better than men? I thought lesbians just wanted to be left alone...

 

[macrodegenerate]

Spoiler: ot shit

Nah, no worries, turns out he liked the idea of kids but is too weak to be much of a dad for whining about everything all the time for attention like a faggot. So they don't like him. I expected him to be a decent dad but he is like a deeply unpleasant teenager, so obviously now I have lost any respect for him and think he is a faggot too. But I have to put a face on it. Honestly he behaves like a drunken woman or an internet tranny, it is shameful. You can't seriously tell a five year old that you "need their emotional support" as an adult male. That's weak AF.

I have tried to give them a positive impression of him, but that can't be overcome when they see him slumped with his hand down his trousers doomscrolling every evening and whining that his boss is mean and his feelings are sore, instead of spending time with them like they ask. They love my dad though, so he does all the dad shit like teach them to ride their bikes etc. Never mind, like my dad says, it's not forever.

That's rough buddy. If you have an education or something that makes you valuable outside of your looks, I would move on. Nothing kneecaps a kid like having a dad that is a failure in character. Money's nice and all, but retards fuck up their kids.

 

[Shidoen]

That's where autistic women come in

Too bad they also have the autism along with the blunt (sometimes rude) honesty.

 

[melty]

Man, not enough is written positively about men. As a true and honest lover of men who woke up next to my wonderful sexy partner, there's a lot to like.
The way their body feels when they have some muscle but have some fat on top - just enough to be comfortable but with a solid strong and powerful body underneath. Hugging them and snuggling up next to them. Feels so safe and comfortable.
When they are physically active and smell sweaty. If they have the right pheremones, I just want to jump on them and get penetrated.
Their chest hair, again, when they have good pheremones, it smells sooo nice and is fun to play with.
Hair in general, as long as there is not too much (back hair etc). I love to see the contrast between their hard, masculine bodies and my soft and squishy feminine body.
Snuggling up to them feels so safe. Their big chests and shoulders are so nice to lay your head on and against.
Their balls and fun bits are fun to squish and feel. Then when it gets hard.... I could write pages about how nice sex with men is.
They are so cute and do plenty of cute things if you pay attention. Men are cute and funny! When they are shy, when they are vulnerable, when they are competitive, when they have some idiosyncrasies that are amusing.
But when they are very confident and act alpha... oooh.
Pheremones. Women have a very strong sense of smell, and it's more important to them than men. When I smell a man's pheremones that I'm attracted to, I'm instantly aroused. But I also feel safe and comfortable, and I want to be near him.
Men can also be very interesting. They're more likely to be interested in philosophical and intellectual topics. They're funny and can be very charismatic.
Man is the strongest and most powerful creature on the planet by far, nothing else can compare. A man with real determination cannot be stopped.

I hope this variety of psychopathy is not common

I mean, she's not entirely wrong about beta bucks, but she's also coping hard because she married a dud.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Why are you obsessed with proving that you're better than men? I thought lesbians just wanted to be left alone...

Because people like you (no offense) keep giving her insulted reactions which further fuels her want to fuck with guys. Its just a bit of ribbing broski, even the carpet munching dykes enjoy it once in awhile.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Ljust a bit of ribbing

She has a chip on her shoulder tho. Ribbing I get, but this is like a gay guy aggressively advertising himself to straight dudes while telling women they're obsolete.

 

[Shidoen]

@melty wow that whole rant made me a bit flustered, that’s my goal in a relationship good things to say about eachother.

 

[Major]

What do you mean "better"?

Some ladies love a guy who can make her laugh. Its true.

Not every woman is obsessed with looks, power, and money.

And if you think all women are like that, that's probably why you can't get one.

It seems like most women here actually do think that

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

What do women see in men? What kind of retarded question is this?

Women want to be loved, protected and provided for. In return, we will do the same.

I love men and I'm never going to stop.

 

[Fareal]

That's rough buddy. If you have an education or something that makes you valuable outside of your looks, I would move on. Nothing kneecaps a kid like having a dad that is a failure in character. Money's nice and all, but retards fuck up their kids.

No. Long term outcomes for children of divorce are worse. Ask @Ser Prize . I have four fucking degrees including a Ph.D, I have plenty of fucking education but sadly this limp faggot will always have the power to massively outearn me because doctors make lulzy money here even if they are bad at it.. The kids have nil respect for him but they have much better role modelling elsewhere in the family.

@melty ain't that the truth but I never liked boys anyway

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

No. Long term outcomes for children of divorce are worse. Ask @Ser Prize . I have four fucking degrees including a Ph.D, I have plenty of fucking education but sadly this limp faggot will always have the power to massively outearn me because doctors make lulzy money here even if they are bad at it.. The kids have nil respect for him but they have much better role modelling elsewhere in the family.

@melty ain't that the truth but I never liked boys anyway

Divorce is what it is though. I didn't want my parents to divorce, I didn't want to divorce, didn't want my brother to divorce, etc, just is what it is. Humans are retarded and make retarded choices at times.

Well, if you wanted to lick carpet and always knew it, why marry a man?