Hannah Pearl Davis / H. Pearl Davis / JustPearlyThings / Pearlythingz - Shoe0nHead v2, Female Andrew Tate and Pickme supreme that never got picked

a bit late,but a cow crossover.
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JT Marlin said:
Aren't they making her point? That women age like milk?
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i think their point is that she says over 30 is unattractive (which is total horse manure as ive explained else where) and she is under 30 and unattractive herself.
to make her point, you would have to show her at 18 and compare to now. but the thing is, i dont think pearl has aged like milk, i think she started out already being sour milk. hence the need to coal burn(99/100 it's the unattractive white women who coal burn, it's rare for a very attractive white woman to stoop down to dating blacks)
 
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Redditor claims to have randomly run into pearly at Chipotle reports that she eats "giant gummies out of a bag."
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Some redditors are disbelieving that this is in fact pearly because this is an unusually flattering photo of her, but who knows. He claims in the comments that he did talk to her and confirm it is her.
 
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holyhandgrenade said:
Redditor claims to have randomly run into pearly at Chipotle reports that she eats "giant gummies out of a bag."
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Some redditors are disbelieving that this is in fact pearly because this is an unusually flattering photo of her, but who knows. He claims in the comments that he did talk to her and confirm it is her.
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lmao,i think the disbelief is funny; "this cant possibly be her, she doesnt look like an ugly ogre in the photo."

also, how pathetic is it to openly admit to being a pearl fan? not only did this guy admit to being a fan, he took a photo of himself and published it to the internet. he brings great shame upon his ancestors.
 
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holyhandgrenade said:
Some redditors are disbelieving that this is in fact pearly because this is an unusually flattering photo of her, but who knows. He claims in the comments that he did talk to her and confirm it is her.
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Thats def her. I would hate to think there is another ogre looking ginger out there on some girl who isn't a lolcow


Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
also, how pathetic is it to openly admit to being a pearl fan? not only did this guy admit to being a fan, he took a photo of himself and published it to the internet. he brings great shame upon his ancestors.
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Being a fan of hers means he wasn't working with a full deck and was having a shit life already. I am sure he's spending a few thousand on Andrew Tate's hustler university too
 
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Redditor claims to have randomly run into pearly at Chipotle reports that she eats "giant gummies out of a bag."
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Some redditors are disbelieving that this is in fact pearly because this is an unusually flattering photo of her, but who knows. He claims in the comments that he did talk to her and confirm it is her.
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She looks better in this candid "back alley behind an Arby's Chipotle" pic than she does in most of her official media. For one thing, her face is in shade, when means the sun isn't blowing out her skin, making her look *less red than usual. Wonder if it was staged, and if this chud was running filters.
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Being a fan of hers means he wasn't working with a full deck and was having a shit life already. I am sure he's spending a few thousand on Andrew Tate's hustler university too
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im not sure what i would find more pathetic, admitting to being a pearl fan or admitting you spent money on andrew tate's courses. the epidemic of single motherhood and its consequences has been a disaster for young men.

Dixieland Buckaroo said:
She looks better in this candid "back alley behind an Arby's Chipotle" pic than she does in most of her official media. For one thing, her face is in shade, when means the sun isn't blowing out her skin, making her look redder than usual.
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i had a look through the reddit post 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 and this is basically what everyone, and myself, seems to say. for some odd reason she doesnt look horrible in it. ill even go so far to say she is mildly cute in it, but just barely.


the speculation on reddit is that she intentionally makes herself look worse for interviews and such as part of the grift whereas when she goes out in normal life she tries to look decent. this might be true except we have pics of her in this thread when she wasnt grifting and she still looks bad. she isnt working extra hard at the grift, she is just unfortunate in the looks lottery.
 
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Makes me think she intentionally uglies herself (I mean, what I see there isnt even average by any means but it beats the -2/10 look she usually has going on), but WHY would she? is this how she meets her pookies and tyrones off camera too? what benefit is there to gain in making herself look like the ugliest woman in her city? I am seriously asking because I don't get it.

Mind you, I am not saying she looks even remotely attractive, but it beats by LEAGUES her... every look for the camera. And what little can be seen from the outside is "decent" in comparison to the frumpy grandma fits she's always in (it's hard not to look somewhat frumpy with that manly dad bod of hers).
 
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Makes me think she intentionally uglies herself (I mean, what I see there isnt even average by any means but it beats the -2/10 look she usually has going on), but WHY would she? is this how she meets her pookies and tyrones off camera too? what benefit is there to gain in making herself look like the ugliest woman in her city? I am seriously asking because I don't get it.

Mind you, I am not saying she looks even remotely attractive, but it beats by LEAGUES her... every look for the camera. And what little can be seen from the outside is "decent" in comparison to the frumpy grandma fits she's always in (it's hard not to look somewhat frumpy with that manly dad bod of hers).
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Or she doesn't know what she is doing on her show looks wise? Or maybe this was a random camera shot that caught a random moment where she didn't look like an ogre? Plenty of other explanations that don't involve a massive conspiracy on a girl who enjoys a good coal burning session
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Or she doesn't know what she is doing on her show looks wise? Or maybe this was a random camera shot that caught a random moment where she didn't look like an ogre? Plenty of other explanations that don't involve a massive conspiracy on a girl who enjoys a good coal burning session
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fair enough. it's not like she's even smart enough to craft such plans. or any that can't also be planned with the foresight of a 12yo.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I can't imagine Pearl's type is retarded french canadians who murder their retarded spouse. I think she is more into homeless ugly black guys
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i think at this point pearl has made it obvious she is desperate for male attention, so i think she would take any guy who made her a serious offer regardless of the levels of melanin in his skin.
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
i think at this point pearl has made it obvious she is desperate for male attention, so i think she would take any guy who made her a serious offer regardless of the levels of melanin in his skin.
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I don't think she is there yet. She has certainly hit her wall but she probably doesn't feel like she's hit it yet. JF has to wait another 5-10 years before shes down for having a kid and then being buried in the Canadian woods
 
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