Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Who's up for a spot of theory? :lit:
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Same poster: Doods, why didn't T turn me into a charismatic rock star?
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I wondered what instruments Shrekist played and went into her post history. It's a bunch of teenage insanity. I posted a a sample of it but deleted it it because it's just a guided tour of the DSM-V without any unifying theme or concept. Borderline, autism, depression (which she "cured"), suicidal ideation, underage drinking, some kind of legal problems after which her barber will no longer see her, she's smart and talented and rich but hangs out at the park all day, etc.
Now, I don't know either of these people, so I can only guess, but if I were a betting man, little pooner, my assumption would be your guitar-playing male friend isn't a mentally ill insufferable narcissist with delusions of grandeur. My guess is that your friend, like a lot of guitar players I've known, is probably pretty laid back, relaxed, and fun to talk to, while you, on the other hand, are a thoroughly unlikeable pooner who can't help but shoehorn your gender activism into literally every activity you partake in.

In other words, your guitar friend is a normal human being, and you are a demonic servant of Slaanesh.
 
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“Wow that’s cool, what did your parents think? I’d be super proud if my…son—OR DAUGHTER did something like that.”

-my therapist

I knew she saw me as a man. She’s said loads of bs about how she sees me as a non-binary person/woman but nah. Freudian slip tells all.
 
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"Geordi, what does arousal feel like?"
"I don't know how to describe it, Data. When I'm aroused, I just know."
"I see. As an android, I have never known arousal, or the absence of arousal. Even if I were to experience it, I would not be able to differentiate arousal from any other emotional state."

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SMDH. "I want a boyfriend but I'm afraid to grow up and do sexual things, what if I grow a megaclit and go bald, will that help?"
 
A man who wants to "get as far away as possible from his look" doesn't have to cross-dress: get a perm, grow or shave his facial hair, dye his hair into another natural color, shape up in the gym. Get new clothes. That's how it's done.

Transition only ever serves one end: sexual gratification.

"I've been on T for one whole day why isn't anything happening?"
 
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Male coomer, u/lavieenoire wonders why straight men aren't attracted to him:
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What an interesting profile header he's got there:
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And here we see the porn-addled coomer in his natural habitat, his brain so warped by pornography and sexual tittilation that he can only view things through the lens of sex. Never does it occur anywhere in his degenerate mind that relationships are about more than sex, as he has regretfully rejected the wisdom of his forefathers and doomed himself to a life of meaningless hedonism.

Always gets a laugh from me when these brainless earthworms are legitimately confused as to why they're perceived as undesirable by either sex or sexuality. See, if you're dating a lesbian woman, you're excluded from her list because you are not a woman, you are a man. If you're dating a straight woman, she wants a man, and while you technically fit the bill since you are a man, she wants, you know, a man, and not a cross-dressing fetishist. The same applies to men as well. A gay man wants a masculine man, not a cross-dresser who pretends to be a woman. A straight man wants a woman, and you are not one. So congratulations, trannies, you have put yourself into a state of limbo. Too feminine to be desirable as a man, too masculine to be perceived as a woman. You are both and also neither. You are a sexless eunuch, a freak to be gawked and pointed at, an object of ridicule and mockery. The best part is you put yourself into this situation. You were warned, and you proceeded anyway. You have nobody to blame but yourself.
 
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“Wow that’s cool, what did your parents think? I’d be super proud if my…son—OR DAUGHTER did something like that.”

-my therapist

I knew she saw me as a man. She’s said loads of bs about how she sees me as a non-binary person/woman but nah. Freudian slip tells all.
Based therapist. Her job is not to agree with mental illness – it’s to treat it.
 
This should be actually offensive to anybody who knows US history, stolen valor for something nobody should ever want to experience and they love it because convincing people they're the biggest victim scores them political points.

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The Dr. Seuss parody would have been funny and well done though if they hadn't ruined it by adding the wordy lefty-meme explanation. What's up with how they always always do that?
 
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also found this so yeah def underage and really disgusting that she is posting nudes
istg pooners like these are the reasons i hate them they make their whole fucking personality being rainbow kids and acting like they have autism and shit so they can justify their cringy ass intrests and have people call them quirky instead of just weird
Its seriously so fucking amazing to me that pooners especially will act like they want to be a guy (probly just cause they have heard being a girl sucks their whole life) just to act like a "smol bean" how tf could anyone ever see this bitch as masculine istg every pooner is like this

srry for the rant lmao just really hate pooners
Ain't it great after years and years of boys getting teased about autism, it's now suddenly trendy for attention seeking women on the internet to claim they have it. I have a friends from HS on my social media that were total normies now claiming to be autistic and neurodivergent.

I think she meant social "cues". As in unspoken gestures/signals or hints.

She's quietly admitting she doesn't know anything about male locker room culture and doesn't know how to read the behaviors of the other men when she's in one. (Shocking!) Especially when some half naked guy crowds her "personal space" when she's just getting her stuff out of her locker. (Sounds like someone is fucking with her there, for the lulz. Or maybe even giving her a true social cue that she's not receiving properly. Like GTFO, Lil Pooner.)

Our Dood here is seeking cultural etiquette tips from other locker room gate crashing pooners so she doesn't feel even more self conscious and uncomfortable than she already does. All those old man dicks and personal space invaders are "different" from her usual experiences in men's bathrooms.

I'm getting the most hilarious mental image of some old guy walking up naked to a little pooner and slapping her on the ass and saying nice pump out there dood. I'm not sure whether she would die from gender euphoria or the sexual harassment first.
 
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Help this online troon test is transphobic!!
More than anything this is the shit I can't stand lately that is everywhere.
People asking OTHER people if they're trans with seemingly no comprehension of what being trans even means.

How are people this retarded? I'm lost.
 
It's inceldom with extra steps, since your dating pool is limited to actual bisexual women, which are extremely rare. 1.6% of the female population in the US claims to be bisexual, but only 9% of them date same-sex partners. This means only .14% of the US female population is truly bisexual. And out of that .14%, not all are going to be attracted to them. True straight women and true lesbians won't date them either because the idea is repulsive.

Late but bisexual women won’t date trannies either. Why would they? Bisexuals like attractive men and attractive women not ugly men in fetish gear.

Trannies either date other trannies or they trap a partner before transition.
 
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