Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fishmalk Observer said:
Looks like a cross between Fat and Nicocado. Not a good sentence for Fat
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So it’s gay fat, which is the same as regular fat.

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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Fatrick autisitically replying to a bot is actually less funny than him doing the exact same thing to hordes of real people.

I am firmly in the free-range cage-free pat is best pat. Though I do have a quite soft spot for a three-way discussion between a neophyte patposter, unsure what is going on, fatrick childing at full strength, and someone reasonably discussing with the first - and then you realize their handle is “patstapewormsasshole”

True absurdist comedy.
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Reminds me of the early days of Fatrick when everybody was still on Reddit. Someone made a bot named "MichaelRichardsBot" which SPAMMED the N word like 50 times to every reply. The brothermen would spam "Good bot" in the replies, and it was the #1 bot on all of Reddit for a while. Ah the good old days.
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
it would be pat's fitting end. You could write a short story about it as a tall tale for kids. "And so the man who told others to enjoy prison ended up jailed himself"
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If he ever ended up in prison, the memes and content of letters addressed to him would spell Total Rib Death.
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gaslighting" is retarded newspeak and 95% of people who use it just do so as a fancy and righteous sounding way of saying "stop talking back to me" or "stop disagreeing with me"
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It's up there with all the SJW shitbags diagnosing phobias as if they're qualified to do so or even truly understand what phobias are like.

Or people saying "I have OCD" about something. No, actual OCD fucks up lives profoundly, you're just an annoying retard.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh my god what the actual fuck is goin on here....
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Judge Holden said:
someone scout out this shaniqua's account to figger out what the fuck is going on, im going to bed
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I didn't post anything yesterday about that because I'm semi-retired from Patposting... but man, if someone is willing to take the time to do it, that entire conversation was a rib pulverizer.

Long story short: Boomia started mocking some insane people who believe they are the Anonymous, and they larp as real tough guys just as much as Pat. Bat shit crazy and petty people (the "petty" part is extra relevant).

So since last night they have been doxing all of the atalkers mocking them. The atalkers and their families and their employers. Poor atalkers are fucked!

Except... the atalkers are using handles like "Eric Hildy" and So that's who the crazy cat ladies are hell bent on destroying lol! Seriously, that shit went on for a while, and I could not stop laughing at these people.

They are a combination of Patrick's IQ and Snackie's super-doxer skills. Beautiful.

If I could, I'd definitely archive that one. No real consequences, but a pretty funny episode of Jennyposting.

Edit: since I'm already here, might as well post some random funny stuff I have. Like I said, I've been gone for a while, so there's a significant chance some of it has been posted here or in Snackie's thread. Apologies in advance.

"Snackers!"
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The last couple days make this one specially relevant
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Fucking spot on, BrotherTrannyMan.
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MemeMike seems to finally accept since Jen decided to give him an official rank in the Atalker Army, he might as well have some fun and show he's proactive!
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Post Reply said:
Patrick continues to battle the protestors in his replies. An impartial observer rules that Patrick lost this exchange:
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Fat proves yet again that even without the pests, he will always draw the disdain from everyone around him (with the notable expection of pedophiles and ugly fat streetshitting women).
He's just that unlikeable.
 
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"FUCK those children! Pay attention to ME and my fat, self-inflicted problems! Fix them right now!!!!!!"
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What an insufferable faggot, his delusions of relevance are off the charts. “Cool.” He hates children lol. His tweet implies she should know who he is, wtf he’s talking about, and care enough to shut it down now now now.

Fuck child exploitation, someone somewhere is always calling the Patrick Tomlinson fat, and that jusT cannoT stand, child.
 
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With this latest development, are we completely certain that Patrick is up to some kind of long form elaborate trolling?

It’s possible that’s how it all started, as in he thought he could do a bit involving not finding Norm Macdonald funny, but it has now got massively out of control but he is sticking to it in the hope that something occurs to rescue it and him?
 
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FinnSven said:
With this latest development, are we completely certain that Patrick is up to some kind of long form elaborate trolling?

It’s possible that’s how it all started, as in he thought he could do a bit involving not finding Norm Macdonald funny, but it has now got massively out of control but he is sticking to it in the hope that something occurs to rescue it and him?
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It’s theoretically possible but if so it’s the greatest long con of all time. The theory that he’s just a fucking idiot faggot in denial fits the known facts so much better.
 
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FinnSven said:
With this latest development, are we completely certain that Patrick is up to some kind of long form elaborate trolling?

It’s possible that’s how it all started, as in he thought he could do a bit involving not finding Norm Macdonald funny, but it has now got massively out of control but he is sticking to it in the hope that something occurs to rescue it and him?
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If this was all a ruse cruise, it'd require a level of commitment to the bit that would make the old Deagle Nation crew look like chumps. I don't think the Pat/Jack double act has that kind of skill. They're certainly stubborn enough to stick with a bit that isn't working anymore, but they're also the kind of idiots who would slip up by gloating somewhere about how they were fooling all the alt-right Nazi trolls with their masterful scheme.
 
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