🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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    353
He's already pre-coping about Daddy Jim. :story:

He's going to get fucked up and demand Jim call him "because he doesn't want to make Jim money".

If Jim gives him what he wants he's just going to hang up in a pill haze again and declare victory.
If Jim calls in, Ralph will milk it for all it's worth. Tortas don't pay for themselves, never mind the Xanax Ralph physically needs at this point.
 
Ralph's "lies" cope is the best

Everything that is gathered comes directly from his live show or twitter
"They're lying saying I'm in Mexico"
"Yeah I'm in Mexico it's great."

"They're lying saying I'm on pills."
"Ok I actually was on pills then but I'm not now."
"Ok I was on pills then too but now I'm not."
"Ok NOW I'm really not."

"No Nick didn't disinvite me from anything."
"Nick Fuentes is a faggot for disinviting me!"

"Harry will never see his granddaughter again."
"Rochester is cold!"

All he does is lie lie lie deny deny deny and everything comes out in the end.
 
Still coping and cowering in fear of Daddy Jim
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He'll break you again piggy
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He'll claim he did of course, but I find it unlikely. They met up twice IRL and the second time they broke up.
If they saw it as dating, which Ralph insists is true, there's no reason she'd hump him early on.
Yeah he was pining and daydreaming about it for hours on his stream. Day after day. He was clearly hurting for a taste of what he could not touch.
 
"They're lying saying I'm in Mexico"
"Yeah I'm in Mexico it's great."

"They're lying saying I'm on pills."
"Ok I actually was on pills then but I'm not now."
"Ok I was on pills then too but now I'm not."
"Ok NOW I'm really not."

"No Nick didn't disinvite me from anything."
"Nick Fuentes is a faggot for disinviting me!"

"Harry will never see his granddaughter again."
"Rochester is cold!"

All he does is lie lie lie deny deny deny and everything comes out in the end.
My favorites are when someone asks him about Faith or the Horse and he goes, "Ah don't know who that is... who are you talkin' about?"
 
Ralph won't be able to focus on the EPIC BLOODSPORTS MATCH BETWEEN THAT BPF FAG AND WHOEVER because he will just be thinking about Jim the entire time
Fucking hell, I forgot Ralph still talks about "internet bloodsports", an internet trend from over half a decade ago, as if it's hip and happening. He's going to be telling people about this shit for years to come, and they are going to look straight through him thinking "what is this fat retarded piglet talking about, whats a Mundane Matt?".
 
So nice of Ralph to help Null proof damages to his reputation caused directly by Epik's defamatory statement! Or maybe Ralph wants to be added to the lawsuit so he has some content to talk about? 🤔

Nah, he is just seething because the fundraiser is going so well and Null made more money for the lawsuit in a day than Ralph has seen in years.
 
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