🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 334 92.8%

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    360
Gunt starts his day with a vague cope tweet.
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Yes piggy, THEY are delusional, you are still WINNING.
 
I feel like its meth, he said he was up for 36 hours and you cant do that on pills he cant even do an 4 hour stream in that situation. Given that he usually does depressants he wasn't used to the Ralpharage you get when you do a teeewhack of meth and he bugged the fuck out.
Ralph lies. Pathologically. "I was up for 36 hours" was his excuse for why he sounded like Ethan Ralph on Xanax. He wasn't looping like KingCobraJFS, slurring, and stuttering because he was on Xanax, the drug he is infamous for abusing, no it was because he was tired for having not slept for 36 hours. It had nothing to do with the pills he spent the last week abusing on camera, ya understand?
 
I'm 90% sure the word Ralph censored here is "pills." I used a similar font and checked the spacing of the rest of the sentence with other probable words, like ice, xan, gin, etc and this is the only thing that fits.
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This was a smart move by him because nobody could have guessed that he's been taking pills, especially since he was openly flaunting taking pills and picking them up off the floor and eating them.
 
Ralph used Pantsu's paypal and debit account for all of his donations. Harry did his taxes. Unlike the Vickers, Meigh knows exactly how much money he earns. He gave the Vickers a hard time over his earnings, which is why they settled on a piddly 800USD. My point is, if he shows up in court and says "I only earn 8k a year, i'm poor", she could show otherwise. So he could possibly end up paying a lot more than 800USD. He already has trouble affording to pay off one baby mama, two baby mama's is not going to happen. Nor will he find a 400$/mo place to live with everything included(as he currently is in Mexico), unless he rents a room with someone.
I'm curious if he is also scared of if his finances were revealed by Meigh, that the Vickers would have cause to bring him back to court for hiding his finances. He's just a lumpy ball full of being terrified of the results of his terrible decisions.
 
I'm curious if he is also scared of if his finances were revealed by Meigh, that the Vickers would have cause to bring him back to court for hiding his finances. He's just a lumpy ball full of being terrified of the results of his terrible decisions.
The child support case doesn’t involve any member of the Vickers family except Faith, and she’s made it clear that she doesn’t want Gunt destroyed.

Does Daddy Vickers’ case against Gunt involve hidden finances?

Regardless, Gunt is set up to be destroyed by Meigh. It’s clear that she doesn’t care to extend mercy to Gunt because of the fact they had a child together, which was basically the reason Faith went easy on him though another reason is that it’s likely that if everything comes out it’s going to ruin Gunt and then he won’t be making any money for child support payments at all.

Meigh doesn’t seem to care about that at all. In fact, she’s currently making too much money to qualify for a free LOLyer like Gunt had to get so she’s doing all right for herself financially already. Meigh is a MUCH more vindictive person than Faith and it looks like she’s going break Gunt’s balls for the sheer pleasure of it.
 
Which ralph is winning, Ralph? Like a woman you suffer from split personality :story:
I've never seen a man this bitchmade. I remember that during The Pillstream brought to you by Dick Masterson Ralph showed a embarrassingly deep knowledge of soap operas. It's making me think his childhood was a mess of molestation, neglect, and soap opera television in the background. He is a complete failure of both nature and nurture. It's tough.
 
I've never seen a man this bitchmade. I remember that during The Pillstream brought to you by Dick Masterson Ralph showed a embarrassingly deep knowledge of soap operas. It's making me think his childhood was a mess of molestation, neglect, and soap opera television in the background. He is a complete failure of both nature and nurture. It's tough.
I can't wait until he says "I'm jus like yew daddy! I'm comin home my ronnie!" As he melts and fuses into the Mexican couch
 
Gunt is set up to be destroyed by Meigh.
That’s why he’s been spiraling so hard for so long now. Back on xannies, weight ballooning back up, twitter raging, etc. This divorce has him stressed OUT.
she’s currently making too much money to qualify for a free LOLyer like Gunt had to get
He’s been searching for public defenders, we saw that on a recent pillstream. Do public defenders even handle divorces/child support issues though? I thought they just did criminal defense.
 
Lol, imagine spending hundreds on a sex worker in Mexico and not even getting laid. Couldn't be me!
I'm starting to think Ralph hasn't gotten any since May left. Boy's so horny he's jerkin it to the TV. How long has it been, half a year?
If he had just swallowed his pride and paid for a proper hooker he'd at least satisfied his baser urges, but no! It's got to be the girlfriend experience so he can brag to the Internet. How's that been working out for you? lol
Lol Ralph didn't even get to bang her? He paid for the GF experience, not the wife experience
 
Lol Ralph didn't even get to bang her? He paid for the GF experience, not the wife experience
He'll claim he did of course, but I find it unlikely. They met up twice IRL and the second time they broke up.
If they saw it as dating, which Ralph insists is true, there's no reason she'd hump him early on.
Unless, of course, the pure animal magnetism of that wobbling gunt hypnotized her into slatternliness. Which would be sad, but not many such cases.
 
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