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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%
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Still begging to be on the lolcow podcast.
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Happy Black History Month!
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Rage Pig said:
Happy Black History Month!
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Nod Flenders said:
That 100 percent looks like The Gunt.
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You know if Ralph only took his phone and streamed doing exactly what's on the comic he would have a great killstream for a change. He is sad, pathetic. Has nothing, no content, re resorted to retweets and Wingo's grades on twitter. I betcha he won't even stream til he can secure some kind of a "guest" 'cos he knows filling dead air with music just doesn't work.

But if he went out for an adventure, hunting for fun drugs, he'd have best content immediately.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Sheā€™d pulled him out of public school before back in Elementary School to shield him from bullies
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Iā€™m thinking those kids had a good point! And if Ralph got bullied more as a kid growing up maybe he couldā€™ve become a normal person instead of this deluded failed internet celebrity whoā€™s about as famous as a Jerry Springer episode covering white trash.
 
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My Cat Is Racist said:
Didn't he say yesterday he was doing a stream today? Instead he's just sperging on X. Surely he needs all the pesos he can get his hands on.

Get to work hog boy.

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Keffals is the first person to get victumbux despite being totally in the wrong I guess.

Does Ralph forget he was in Gamergate? It also seems he canā€™t even remember heā€™s also called a pedophile by plenty of people. While Josh has an organic base of support instead of dedicated hatewatchers (since the groypers are no longer under orders to enjoy his content).
 
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My Cat Is Racist said:
Didn't he say yesterday he was doing a stream today? Instead he's just sperging on X. Surely he needs all the pesos he can get his hands on.

Get to work hog boy.

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Remember when Keffals told Ralph he was "bad optics" and never mentioned him a single time during #DropKiwifarms even tho Ralph kept whining to him about being Kiwifarms "biggest victim"? Lol. Also remember how he wanted to motorboat Keffals sweaty mantits?
 
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Berrakh said:
Keffals is the first person to get victumbux despite being totally in the wrong I guess.

Does Ralph forget he was in Gamergate? It also seems he canā€™t even remember heā€™s also called a pedophile by plenty of people. While Josh has an organic base of support instead of dedicated hatewatchers (since the groypers are no longer under orders to enjoy his content).
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Josh doesn't have a base anymore now that Bossman declared a ratwah on him and fucked his mom.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Ethan only remembers his children when he needs an excuse to cross the border. Xander and Roxanna might as well be his border pass.
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He doesnā€™t really need a border pass to re-enter the United States since heā€™s 100% a citizen
Sicko Hunter said:
What exactly happens if Ralph goes back to the US?
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Nothing immediately except his cost of living goes up. Then there will be a slap fight to serve Ralph with whatever orders and civil litigation he has outstanding. Ralph will start another lolsuit drama cycle with Vickers, Morris, or both.

So basically he loses the creature comforts of Mexico heā€™s used to, like OTC benzos and extremely cheap rent.
Franz Joseph said:
What are Ralph's options if he returns to the States? Beg Masterson to take him in?
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He will move back to that derelict house in the swamp with the outstanding tax lien and he will livestream from there with pirated broadband and power. the town will legally sell the land to fulfill the lien and Ralph will squat there anyway. He will obtain firearms and attain rage pig nirvana. Code enforcement will take at least a couple years to foist Ethan off the land.
AltisticRight said:
Visitation is his rights as a father, or really the sperm donor. Vicky wants him to give up on all parental rights and part of his dumb tactic is to drain Ethan financially. It's not really working.
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I always thought a cash for keys approach would work better, but Vickers has a hardon for the drama. He would rather spend more to make a fool out of Ralph than discreetly paying him to piss off.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
@Balldo's Gate touched on here a little, but he's fucked. He cannot afford to live in the US, he will be served as soon as he steps on American soil, and be fucked by Pantsu for child support. Vickers are retards and let him get away with basically nothing, Pantsu has the records (taxes and income) for his most profitable time period. She can absolutely rinse him with child support. Does he even have a driver's license? I'm 99% sure he only has a passport still. He has no bank account, he's in insane debt, and he has terrible no credit. He can't make it in the US unless he lives on a paypig's couch or finds another retarded Pantsu who will co-sign for him and has a daddy to pay for it.

And as of 15 Oct Ronnies house is going to be auctioned off as he's past two years delinquent on the property tax.
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I think you are overestimating the effect of outstanding child support. Itā€™s a civil issue, not something that law enforcement deals with. If the court orders to garnish a Ralphā€™s wages, well, you canā€™t garnish what isnā€™t there. Ralph earns his money in tips and if he were smart about it he could use crypto. But IMO Ralph is judgement proof.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Josh doesn't have a base anymore now that Bossman declared a ratwah on him and fucked his mom.
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yeah that was devastating ngl
 
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