🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Law]

I'm happy for Ralph to never change, but for him to change his setting every few years as he evades taking responsibility for fairly minor crimes, and paying bills. He's forever going to be in a self enforced exile, and it's FUNNY.

It's like a fatter, drunker, sadder remake of those old "Road to. . ." movies.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Honestly, what did Ralph think would happen? Any girlfriend or hooker he presents to the public will be doxed and contacted by all of the people who hate him and will be warned about him. He needs to accept that he has to either keep his relationships/escorts a secret or date someone from the sektur who already knows about him and has nothing to lose. Since Ralph could never keep getting his dick wet a secret I would suggest the latter.

 

[Rage Pig]

It's real, just looked. Edit for pic.

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Lmao. Just checked his Twitter accounts, apart from 2 retweets radio silence. Piggy is sweating bullets.

 

[Raven-621]

I want to believe that Deni will turn the Ragepig’s empire of mud into tacos Ralph pastor, but the fat bastard seems indestructible. Him and DSP share the luck of the cockroach—vile creatures that appear to have crawled from under moldy pizza boxes but will outlive anything else around them in a crisis.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I like where this is going

I'm praying to Jesus Christine Blue Heart Sonichu Niggo Prime Chandler that this is the event that breaks Pantu Meigh's silence.

 

[Um...]

I want to believe that Deni will turn the Ragepig’s empire of mud into tacos Ralph pastor, but the fat bastard seems indestructible. Him and DSP share the luck of the cockroach—vile creatures that appear to have crawled from under moldy pizza boxes but will outlive anything else around them in a crisis.

I’ve been saying this for awhile now, that he’s indestructible like a cockroach. He’s a hog/roach hybrid.

 

[Fornicario]

Honestly, what did Ralph think would happen? Any girlfriend or hooker he presents to the public will be doxed and contacted by all of the people who hate him and will be warned about him. He needs to accept that he has to either keep his relationships/escorts a secret or date someone from the sektur who already knows about him and has nothing to lose. Since Ralph could never keep getting his dick wet a secret I would suggest the latter.

Frankly if Ralph flees Mexico he should join IP2 and live out of Strokeoff's RV. He can be the rage pig in his native environment and hooking up with Vegan Patriot will keep his 2024 campaign strong.

 

[Raven-621]

I'm praying to Jesus Christine Blue Heart Sonichu Niggo Prime Chandler that this is the event that breaks Pantu Meigh's silence.

In this GUNTED.com triumvirate, the real question isn’t whether they’ll work together to shit on Ralph, but how long it’ll take until they turn on eachother.

I’ve been saying this for awhile now, that he’s indestructible like a cockroach. He’s a hog/roach hybrid.

The Mesoamerican Squealing Roach.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph seemed pretty confident that him and Deni had at least partially made up yesterday, I wonder what caused this? Gunty is sure to be pretty pissed off no matter what her reason is, I look forward to the seething.

 

[porkWellington]

Impressive. Let's see Ralph's grades.

 

[Um...]

Assuming this isn't an op from Kinochet, lmfao

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I thought Pantsuela was on her way out of the Sektur after talking with Ralph yesterday. It's good to be wrong.

Gabe Hoffman is following her, lol.


And this is recent, like one of her latest followers. Also she’s made her instagram public again.


C’mon over here and dish, girl.

 

[Fornicario]

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Impressive. Let's see Ralph's grades.

At least Wings made it to high school.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Gabe will throw her a couple grand to go on the Casino for an interview with translator

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Assuming this isn't an op from Kinochet, lmfao

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I thought Pantsuela was on her way out of the Sektur after talking with Ralph yesterday. It's good to be wrong.

Ralph's gunt is the event horizon of the black hole thatis da sektur. Once you see it, it's already too late and you must circle the gunt until you are ultimately consumed by it.

Honestly, what did Ralph think would happen? Any girlfriend or hooker he presents to the public will be doxed and contacted by all of the people who hate him and will be warned about him. He needs to accept that he has to either keep his relationships/escorts a secret or date someone from the sektur who already knows about him and has nothing to lose. Since Ralph could never keep getting his dick wet a secret I would suggest the latter.

I fully believe that every single time Ralph gets some pussy, he is compelled by his own insecurity to brag about it and/or use it as ammo to try and one up somebody (assuming he's lying half the time, Ralph's body count is still in single digit territory). His need to flex and "own the haters" almost guarantees that he has an inability to follow that golden rule of a relationship, "What we do, stays between me and you". I mean, he bragged to Pantu's father about fucking his own wife. Which is like if I called up the dealership and bragged to them that I drove the car they sold me to work. It's just retarded.

 

[Um...]

Gabe will throw her a couple grand to go on the Casino for an interview with translator

That would be so great.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

is that a real picture? if so then i have to give genuine respect to him cause that level of weight loss is genuinely impressive

it’s a real picture put through a ridiculous number of filters, as his live shows have always given away. Also hidden is that he still carries the bisected Gunt. Which, now that I think about it could be used to great effect as weapons in a fight. What’s also not filtered out or hidden is how f’d up his rang fingers are from Paw Paw’s Rang.

 

[Pale Empress]

I have a feeling Elaine's tenure as Killstream co host will be short lived:
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X-posting from the other thread, it was 130pm CST / 730pm GST on Tuesday when Ralph tweeted out the screenshots of the text messages between him and Deni.

The implication being that, based on the timestamp in Elaine's cap, Deni was still mad at Ralph up until half an hour before he made that tweet.

So either Ralph was full of shit when he made the claim they smoothed everything over, or he made a seriously good impression in that half hour timespan. The ebbadance isn't looking so hot, Ralphabros.

 

[porkWellington]

it’s a real picture put through a ridiculous number of filters, as his live shows have always given away. Also hidden is that he still carries the bisected Gunt. Which, now that I think about it could be used to great effect as weapons in a fight. What’s also not filtered out or hidden is how f’d up his rang fingers are from Paw Paw’s Rang.

Ralph's gunt now looks uncanny. Like watching a 90s movie with good CGI on a current TV; fake enough to stand out but not too far from reality.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Impressive. Let's see Ralph's grades.

Didn't you literally drop out of middle school you fat loser fuck?

 

[CringeMomma]

X-posting from the other thread, it was 130pm CST / 730pm GST on Tuesday when Ralph tweeted out the screenshots of the text messages between him and Deni.

The implication being that, based on the timestamp in Elaine's cap, Deni was still mad at Ralph up until half an hour before he made that tweet.

So either Ralph was full of shit when he made the claim they smoothed everything over, or he made a seriously good impression in that half hour timespan. The ebbadance isn't looking so hot, Ralphabros.

I think Elaine is just looking for attention.