🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UCantCCPMe]

Chance is practically sub human so when he does insane shit, like licking a Nintendo DS Stylus he shoved up his chocolate starfish, it's practically water off a ducks back. It's like watching a dog eating cow shit, yeah it's disgusting - but what do you expect, it's a dog!

Oh god, you just reminded me. Little side story, the wife and I were in the city one day and they have those horse and carriage rides operating. Anyway, the horse drops a big pile of shit right on the street and the carriage drives off. Few minutes later, here comes this lady with a greyhound dog. She's on her phone not paying attention and this dog decides a free meal is a free meal and starts chomping down on this pile of horse shit. At the time it was just a disgusting thing to see, but in hindsight, what a perfect metaphor for Ralph right now.

 

[Braphamut]

Ethan and Chance are very similar. I thought Chance could've been Ethan's little brother given their hobbies, mannerisms, hygiene, delusions, teenage grooming, and genetic disadvantages.

Chance just happens to be a standard deviation below Ralph. If Chance was slightly more capable to interact on his own he'd be funnier. He's mostly a caged beast with the internet as a viewing window. Ralph can manage to get out of his cage but comically keeps getting caught in traps of his own making.

 

[FiveStarAce]

yeah that's right ralph don't let that johm potter pedophile owner of the kiwi(fanfic)farms big league you with his pussy "get out of mexico" karen nonsense. You stand your ground like a REAL man would, get yourself a few more tortas. The haters like myself will be so owned and felted if you continue flashing the superior american dolla lifestyle to all those nazi wetbacks. It would be a real bitchmade pussy gringo move to come back to the United Femmanazi States of America anyhow.

To most people, this ancient incantation would Sound like a bunch of nonsense. But to us, it's culture.

 

[Elmo]

To most people, this ancient incantation would Sound like a bunch of nonsense. But to us, it's culture.

It requires quite some skill to become well-versed in the Sektur. Many ronin NEETs have tried and failed in their pursuit.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

To most people, this ancient incantation would Sound like a bunch of nonsense. But to us, it's culture.

haha its funny I was thinking something like that as I was typing it up as I was rereading, it kinda hit me "oh shit absolutely no one outside of the sektur would know wtf this word salad I just typed up means"

same with piggy tomlinson. "enjoy prison stalker" only means anything to the initiated.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

late and gay so sorry if as much has been said before, but to me it looks like him larping a breakup because it's more graceful than trying to continue on trying to pretend there's a relationship

 

[Fornicario]

It requires quite some skill to become well-versed in the Sektur. Many ronin NEETs have tried and failed in their pursuit.

To walk the Sektur one requires knowledge. Knowledge requires sacrifice.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

haha its funny I was thinking something like that as I was typing it up as I was rereading, it kinda hit me "oh shit absolutely no one outside of the sektur would know wtf this word salad I just typed up means"

same with piggy tomlinson. "enjoy prison stalker" only means anything to the initiated.

When WW3 hits they're going to have to create a special Sektur division to transmit secret messages using only esoteric lolcow speak.

 

[Valentinian II]

Etan should have died 2 years ago in Portugal. He was given 2 years to fix his degenerate ways. Sadly, he didn't take that chance, and will now face the consequences of his fatal flaws.

 

[Rage Pig]

As of now no announcement for the show with Johnny Monoxide on Gunt Twitter. The hardest working man in the Sektur (last stream 6 days ago, work was sitting 7.5 hours on his fat ass and operating a mouse) did some work today: He retweeted a qoute tweet of his tweet an hour ago.

Pray for a good by horses 2.0 stream.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I'd rather be chopped into shippable chunks by the cartel than guest host a PodAwful show

 

[Scout Trooper]

When WW3 hits they're going to have to create a special Sektur division to transmit secret messages using only esoteric lolcow speak.

"A-log 6, Stalker 1-1, chair squeak, over."
"Stalker 1-1, A-log 6, clinking bottles, over."
"A-log 6, we have one-zero incels in the open, danger close, request killstream, over."
"Copy Stalker 1-1, standby."
"Stalker 1-1, A-log 6, we have beejams. Time to impact: 6 seconds, over."
"Stalker 1-1 copies."
"A-log 6, Stalker 1-1, we have pill haze."
"Copy pill haze."
"A-log 6, Stalker 1-1, incel element is Sandra, over."
"Copy, enjoy prison, Stalker. A-log 6 out."

 

[porkWellington]

SUFFUH PANTSUELA

 

[Truly Rural]

I'd rather be chopped into shippable chunks by the cartel than guest host a PodAwful show

You And Dax, aka Ralph's bff

 

[Rage Pig]

Old pinned tweet: Look at me, successful Internet Talkshow Host with my beautiful young girlfriend who is madly in love with me. 2024 year of the Ralphamale!
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New pinned tweet: My girlfriend dumped me, had a chat with my first baby momma in which she accused me of trying to kill her. After begging on all unblocked channels for hours like the crazy bpd thot I am, she reluctantly sent me a few nice words. I had to hide 50% of the conversation because it is so embarrassing. 2024 year of the Ralphamale!
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It seems like the Gunt saw my post and realized how embarrassing it is to post documentation of the biggest L he took in 2024. He now has a new pinned tweet. It's single ready to mingle Gunt with a dozen filters.

 

[DumbDude43]

Ralph sits in his chair watching videos on his laptop 8-9 hours a day and calls that ‘content.’

thats not what this thread cares about though
the thread cares about when he travels overseas and gets beaten up, and the constant shit flinging drama episodes between him and the trashy sluts who are now raising his guntlings
cyrax (as far as i know) doesnt have any of that, he's just a boring shut-in retard

It seems like the Gunt saw my post and realized how embarrassing it is to post documentation of the biggest L he took in 2024. He now has a new pinned tweet. It's single ready to mingle Gunt with a dozen filters.
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is that a real picture? if so then i have to give genuine respect to him cause that level of weight loss is genuinely impressive

 

[Niggernerd]

To answer your question Cyraxx is different from Ralph because Ralph actually leaves his home and has relationships with people. Cyraxx is borderline agoraphobic only leaving his house for court dates and once to fight Marty. He goes nowhere and does nothing. He sits on discord and plays make believe with his trolls all day every day. To me that makes him infinitely less interesting then Ralph who travels all the time and has multiple ex wives and does IRL streams. Sure they both scream into a webcam but Ralph is so much more interesting.

Ralph leaves his home to rarely leave the hotel room at the place he stays at unless it's to get a torrrTAH or alcohol.

 

[Um...]

It seems like the Gunt saw my post and realized how embarrassing it is to post documentation of the biggest L he took in 2024. He now has a new pinned tweet. It's single ready to mingle Gunt with a dozen filters.
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I wonder how he thinks anyone is fooled by this ridiculous ps job.

god he’s pathetic.

 

[Um...]

is that a real picture?

Are you seriously asking this?

if so then i have to give genuine respect to him cause that level of weight loss is genuinely impressive

lol

eta: Does this help answer your question?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The Mexican guy means business. This is exciting and terrifying. But mostly popcorn momenr

Yeah, no. The Mexican guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He was wrong about just about everything he said about Ralph's stay in Mexico.

Ralph leaves his home to rarely leave the hotel room at the place he stays at unless it's to get a torrrTAH or alcohol.

Hey.... Deni convinced him to go to the museum 15 minutes away from his hotel and all the way across the street from his hotel to the Argentinian restaurant.