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They're not sending their best, even when they stay south of the Rio Grande.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
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- Nov 9, 2021
They won't do shit but would be funny if someone doxxed them and found multiple aggravated assault charges and attempted homicides on their records
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- Sep 17, 2021
Ralph you fat retard, what are you doing? Didn't you hear Null the first time? Get the hell out of Mexico. If you get clipped by some prick on a moped, who am I going to come here to rag, rant and run wild conspiracy theories about? You're ruining my fun nigger.
I'll have to go alog Cyraxx or Wings or even dare I dream it, Darksyde Phil. None of those B-listers will ever provide me with the kind of entertainment we get from the Ralphamale. Those sorry sacks of shit won't even leave their houses, let alone their countries.
At this point you may as well take a page from Wayne Lambright's book and build your own makeshift shack in the deserts of the good old U,S of A.
I'll have to go alog Cyraxx or Wings or even dare I dream it, Darksyde Phil. None of those B-listers will ever provide me with the kind of entertainment we get from the Ralphamale. Those sorry sacks of shit won't even leave their houses, let alone their countries.
At this point you may as well take a page from Wayne Lambright's book and build your own makeshift shack in the deserts of the good old U,S of A.
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Does Ralph even rate their best? To deal with a retard you need someone equally or even more retarded.
Feldgrau
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Whoa boy chyat. This will not improve Ralph's mood. hahaha *COUGH COUGH COUGH ACK UGHHH COUGH* hahaha 
SpergioLeonne
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I mean, I don’t want ralph here, but they don’t seem to want him there.. what to do?
Maybe Ralph should contact a local cartel affiliate and arrange protection
fridgesama
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Even if I thought they weren't gonna do shit I wouldn't be so stupid as to force their hand by taunting and constantly quote tweeting... then kvetch about how "they're out to kill me!".
1. It makes you look like a bitch crying to the public about something you could have just ignored.
2. You've lied about your living situation atleast 3-4 times, so when you start puffing up your chest and saying "I'm not even there!" it's pretty obvious you are still there.
1. It makes you look like a bitch crying to the public about something you could have just ignored.
2. You've lied about your living situation atleast 3-4 times, so when you start puffing up your chest and saying "I'm not even there!" it's pretty obvious you are still there.
Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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- May 9, 2022
yeah that's right ralph don't let that johm potter pedophile owner of the kiwi(fanfic)farms big league you with his pussy "get out of mexico" karen nonsense. You stand your ground like a REAL man would, get yourself a few more tortas. The haters like myself will be so owned and felted if you continue flashing the superior american dolla lifestyle to all those nazi wetbacks. It would be a real bitchmade pussy gringo move to come back to the United Femmanazi States of America anyhow.
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- Apr 6, 2019
Imagine if we get the joke ending where a very nervous Ralph is out getting a torta, and some Mexican has Funkytown as their ringtone, and it causes Ralph to piss all over his diabetic socks and drop dead on the spot from a massive heart attack.
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- Sep 5, 2023
Went to bed, woke up to some ¡LARPers excepcionál! making totally credible threats that are not at all gay tough guy posturing to an equally gay and retarded wannabe tough guy. He truly is the gift that can’t stop giving.
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To answer your question Cyraxx is different from Ralph because Ralph actually leaves his home and has relationships with people. Cyraxx is borderline agoraphobic only leaving his house for court dates and once to fight Marty. He goes nowhere and does nothing. He sits on discord and plays make believe with his trolls all day every day. To me that makes him infinitely less interesting then Ralph who travels all the time and has multiple ex wives and does IRL streams. Sure they both scream into a webcam but Ralph is so much more interesting.
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- Aug 17, 2022
Lol irl ralphalogs certainly have a specific physiognomy type. Fat with shitty beards to try to hide that they have no jawline.uh oh, it looks like someone is planning to do some irl gunt hunt
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- Sep 30, 2022
Everyone always talks about how beating women is based, but when someone actually does it, now it's suddenly wrong, you know what, RALPHAMALE STAYS WINNING, CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT BUT CAN ABORT THAT WHORE
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Chance is practically sub human so when he does insane shit, like licking a Nintendo DS Stylus he shoved up his chocolate starfish, it's practically water off a ducks back. It's like watching a dog eating cow shit, yeah it's disgusting - but what do you expect, it's a dog!
Um...
kiwifarms.net
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- Oct 16, 2016
What “relationships”? One paid escort, that’s it.
Ralph sits in his chair watching videos on his laptop 8-9 hours a day and calls that ‘content.’
Drives the Nissan a couple of hours to the beach and takes selfies which he comically photoshops before posting. Eats out in cheap borderline fast food-tier restaurants.
Well the 300-350 loyal live viewers he still has agree with you, I guess. Everyone else, not so much.
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- Oct 8, 2015
Why are you even here if you don't find Ralph interesting? Leave. I'm a Ralphamale for life.
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- Dec 28, 2014
This fat little munchkin is the physical embodiment of "talk shit get hit."
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UH-REST HEEYUM! UH-REST HEEYUM!
Rage Pig
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Old pinned tweet: Look at me, successful Internet Talkshow Host with my beautiful young girlfriend who is madly in love with me. 2024 year of the Ralphamale!
New pinned tweet: My girlfriend dumped me, had a chat with my first baby momma in which she accused me of trying to kill her. After begging on all unblocked channels for hours like the crazy bpd thot I am, she reluctantly sent me a few nice words. I had to hide 50% of the conversation because it is so embarrassing. 2024 year of the Ralphamale!
New pinned tweet: My girlfriend dumped me, had a chat with my first baby momma in which she accused me of trying to kill her. After begging on all unblocked channels for hours like the crazy bpd thot I am, she reluctantly sent me a few nice words. I had to hide 50% of the conversation because it is so embarrassing. 2024 year of the Ralphamale!
