🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 52 46.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 49 43.4%
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Particle Bored said:
I'm so sick of the word "torta." It's just a fucking sandwich.
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Cringestorian X said:
uh oh, it looks like someone is planning to do some irl gunt hunt
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"bish i don't scurr"
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Jesus Ethan you must really love us, I don't know if this guy's for real or not, and I doubt it tbh, but if there's a chance someone might really be coming to fuck you up, or watching you, hyping them up more and egging it on is the last thing you should do. he really just wants to give us more to laugh at though. never change ralphamale. I don't take pills but when you die or end up crippled or something I'll procure some xanax and some booze and spend a night in your shoes, making an ass of myself on the internet.
 
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"MS. FINSTER! MS. FINSTER! THE MEXICAN NAZIS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!" For a guy who doesn't scare, he sure loves to tattle and squeal for help at the first hint of trouble. In every physical confrontation with a man, he squeals and never retaliates or defends himself. I guess when he says he's not afraid, he means he's not afraid to hit women.
 
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JAKL II said:
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Tweet: https://twitter.com/FaithVickers01/status/1752122006672380213
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PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

EDIT: MORE INCOMING :story::story::story:
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:null: Faith has published a video recording of their exchange.

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EDIT 3: Added Ralphs Twitter Space where he is a scared bitch.

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Ralph can tuck his shriveled pig dick to twitch thots, develop diabetes, have a stroke and die alone now. I wonder how he feels that his trolls will contact any woman he tries to court with material that proves that Ralph is a beats women and blackmails them. Ralph might as well start drinking troonshine and become a femboy with kitty ears and thigh high socks.

You're welcome for that mental image by the way.
 
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the most popular real mexican tortas would be confused with a ypipo sandwich. the best version is a mallet flattened piece of fried chicken with avacado, pickled jalapeno, white cheese, tomato, lettuce. the ground up bonemeal & tendon chorizo is the shit they sell out of food trucks to ypipo at a premium.
 
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Scarlett Johansson said:
The Mexican guy means business. This is exciting and terrifying. But mostly popcorn momenr
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i'll believe it when i see it
making threats in advance on public social media is not the way to go if you seriously intend to harm someone, so i assume it's just empty internet tough guy talk until proven otherwise
 
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MadStan said:
The thing you to keep in mind is that just because someone has sufficient info to land Ralph is legitimate trouble with the IRS, doesn’t mean they should do so.

Once you file those complaints and give the irs information it is out of your hands; and it’s not like you can tell them what to do.

No, indeed, once they opt to go to the IRS and land Ralph is real trouble it is an end move and signals you no longer have any future financial dealings with the hope of payment.

It is a poor negotiating threat because it really is a double edged sword. It is in mortal combat and end move.

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Anyone who narcs to the IRS on anybody at any time for any reason is an absolute faggot and deserves the wall.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Ralph claimed he's got a place in Texas. I'm assuming that's Ali's place, because we know he's not welcome at both The Blaze and at Ghost's place down in San Antonio.

Or maybe the bowling alley from Guntamania 1 is offering him a dumpster out back!
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Yeah Ali Jamal. Ralph called Ali's parents' ugly McMansion a castle. Honestly, unless there's another paypig Gunt dangler, I don't know who else it could be.

Most likely, he was just lying.
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Definitely lying. There is no way he would be welcome at Ali's anymore. I'm sure his loyal supporters have reached out with offers. But they always come down with a mysterious illness or have emergency family issues when Ralph tries to take them up on it. Weird.
 
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Feldgrau said:
Definitely lying. There is no way he would be welcome at Ali's anymore. I'm sure his loyal supporters have reached out with offers. But they always come down with a mysterious illness or have emergency family issues when Ralph tries to take them up on it. Weird.
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Huh. Not a single one of these domestic abuse enthusiasts have their shit together?
 
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