🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 33 42.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 36 46.8%

  • Total voters
    77
Ralph you fat retard, what are you doing? Didn't you hear Null the first time? Get the hell out of Mexico. If you get clipped by some prick on a moped, who am I going to come here to rag, rant and run wild conspiracy theories about? You're ruining my fun nigger.

I'll have to go alog Cyraxx or Wings or even dare I dream it, Darksyde Phil. None of those B-listers will ever provide me with the kind of entertainment we get from the Ralphamale. Those sorry sacks of shit won't even leave their houses, let alone their countries.

At this point you may as well take a page from Wayne Lambright's book and build your own makeshift shack in the deserts of the good old U,S of A.
 
Whoa boy chyat. This will not improve Ralph's mood. hahaha *COUGH COUGH COUGH ACK UGHHH COUGH* hahaha :smug:
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Even if I thought they weren't gonna do shit I wouldn't be so stupid as to force their hand by taunting and constantly quote tweeting... then kvetch about how "they're out to kill me!".

1. It makes you look like a bitch crying to the public about something you could have just ignored.
2. You've lied about your living situation atleast 3-4 times, so when you start puffing up your chest and saying "I'm not even there!" it's pretty obvious you are still there.
 
yeah that's right ralph don't let that johm potter pedophile owner of the kiwi(fanfic)farms big league you with his pussy "get out of mexico" karen nonsense. You stand your ground like a REAL man would, get yourself a few more tortas. The haters like myself will be so owned and felted if you continue flashing the superior american dolla lifestyle to all those nazi wetbacks. It would be a real bitchmade pussy gringo move to come back to the United Femmanazi States of America anyhow.
 
How is this any different than Ralph
To answer your question Cyraxx is different from Ralph because Ralph actually leaves his home and has relationships with people. Cyraxx is borderline agoraphobic only leaving his house for court dates and once to fight Marty. He goes nowhere and does nothing. He sits on discord and plays make believe with his trolls all day every day. To me that makes him infinitely less interesting then Ralph who travels all the time and has multiple ex wives and does IRL streams. Sure they both scream into a webcam but Ralph is so much more interesting.
 
To answer your question Cyraxx is different from Ralph because Ralph actually leaves his home and has relationships with people. Cyraxx is borderline agoraphobic only leaving his house for court dates and once to fight Marty. He goes nowhere and does nothing. He sits on discord and plays make believe with his trolls all day every day. To me that makes him infinitely less interesting then Ralph who travels all the time and has multiple ex wives and does IRL streams. Sure they both scream into a webcam but Ralph is so much more interesting.
Chance is practically sub human so when he does insane shit, like licking a Nintendo DS Stylus he shoved up his chocolate starfish, it's practically water off a ducks back. It's like watching a dog eating cow shit, yeah it's disgusting - but what do you expect, it's a dog!
 
Ralph actually leaves his home and has relationships with people.
What ā€œrelationshipsā€? One paid escort, that’s it.
He sits on discord and plays make believe with his trolls all day every day.
Ralph sits in his chair watching videos on his laptop 8-9 hours a day and calls that ā€˜content.’
Ralph who travels all the time
Drives the Nissan a couple of hours to the beach and takes selfies which he comically photoshops before posting. Eats out in cheap borderline fast food-tier restaurants.
Ralph is so much more interesting.
Well the 300-350 loyal live viewers he still has agree with you, I guess. Everyone else, not so much.
 
What ā€œrelationshipsā€? One paid escort, that’s it.

Ralph sits in his chair watching videos on his laptop 8-9 hours a day and calls that ā€˜content.’

Drives the Nissan a couple of hours to the beach and takes selfies which he comically photoshops before posting. Eats out in cheap borderline fast food-tier restaurants.

Well the 300-350 loyal live viewers he still has agree with you, I guess. Everyone else, not so much.
Why are you even here if you don't find Ralph interesting? Leave. I'm a Ralphamale for life.
 
Old pinned tweet: Look at me, successful Internet Talkshow Host with my beautiful young girlfriend who is madly in love with me. 2024 year of the Ralphamale!
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New pinned tweet: My girlfriend dumped me, had a chat with my first baby momma in which she accused me of trying to kill her. After begging on all unblocked channels for hours like the crazy bpd thot I am, she reluctantly sent me a few nice words. I had to hide 50% of the conversation because it is so embarrassing. 2024 year of the Ralphamale!
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