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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
You can't* use failure to pay child support as a reason/ self-help to withhold visitation/ parenting time. They're independent rights/ obligations.
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You're absoulety correct. Payment arrears are a shitty reason to withhold visitation. But, these are the Vickers, which means every interaction between them and Ralph must be stripped of all decorum and dignity. In other words, they deserve each other. The Vickers' pet beaner probably turned himself in to ICE as soon as Ralph unveiled Pantsuela on Twitter. Can you imagine the conversation in that house? On the other hand, Ralph's behavior over the last week can be cited as a reason to delay visitation. Expect that to be the next genius move by clan Vickers.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
What exactly happens if Ralph goes back to the US?
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Steamboat Captain said:
He also owes a LOT of back child support and hasn't paid his taxes in years, so that could come back to bite him in the ass
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uh oh, that cant be good, and i didnt even look at tax stuff who id wager the tax man is way worse than a judge
do they have to prove intent, like prove he left the country to avoid paying child support?
this statute prohibits individuals obligated to pay child support from crossing state lines or fleeing the country with the intent to avoid paying child support that has either been past due for more than 1 year or exceeds $5,000.
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Revuelto said:
Gunt will learn a hard lesson
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I wonder how hard it'll be. Maybe it'll be harder than the pavement of Lisbon streets.

Niggernerd said:
If the vickers were actually smart they should have fought for no visitation. But faiths the same person who practically asked for peanuts from ralph
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Visitation is his rights as a father, or really the sperm donor. Vicky wants him to give up on all parental rights and part of his dumb tactic is to drain Ethan financially. It's not really working.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
What exactly happens if Ralph goes back to the US?
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@Balldo's Gate touched on here a little, but he's fucked. He cannot afford to live in the US, he will be served as soon as he steps on American soil, and be fucked by Pantsu for child support. Vickers are retards and let him get away with basically nothing, Pantsu has the records (taxes and income) for his most profitable time period. She can absolutely rinse him with child support. Does he even have a driver's license? I'm 99% sure he only has a passport still. He has no bank account, he's in insane debt, and he has terrible no credit. He can't make it in the US unless he lives on a paypig's couch or finds another retarded Pantsu who will co-sign for him and has a daddy to pay for it.

And as of 15 Oct Ronnies house is going to be auctioned off as he's past two years delinquent on the property tax.
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Fornicario said:
You're absoulety correct. Payment arrears are a shitty reason to withhold visitation. But, these are the Vickers, which means every interaction between them and Ralph must be stripped of all decorum and dignity.
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The courts will do their level best to give Ralph every chance to play dad unless there was literal brutal violence on his record. Not dumb revenge porn shit.

He can likely get away with dodging payments by making a token effort payment as Pantsu and Faith will eventually realize trying to drag his ass to court isn't worth the effort. It's like getting blood from a stone.

We have family with some experience with Deadbeats and honestly the only to ensure your child doesn't have to deal with their shitty dad is to;

a) Hope you get a deadbeat who doesn't want to be a dad ever (and hope to God he doesn't change his mind in the next 18 years)

b) Have the foresight to not breed with a deadbeat to begin with

Otherwise if they care enough somehow they'll prob end up getting custody in some form. At least Ralph is lousy enough at keeping his addiction/attitude under wraps that the courts are unlikely to let him take Rosy or Xander out of their mom's sights.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
@Balldo's Gate touched on here a little, but he's fucked. He cannot afford to live in the US, he will be served as soon as he steps on American soil, and be fucked by Pantsu for child support. Vickers are retards and let him get away with basically nothing, Pantsu has the records (taxes and income) for his most profitable time period. She can absolutely rinse him with child support. Does he even have a driver's license? I'm 99% sure he only has a passport still. He has no bank account, he's in insane debt, and he has terrible no credit. He can't make it in the US unless he lives on a paypig's couch or finds another retarded Pantsu who will co-sign for him and has a daddy to pay for it.
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Yeah and didn’t Harry do his taxes for a couple of years while they were together? The Morrises have all the goods, they know where the money is and where the ralphapig lives. They’re absolutely gonna sic the IRS on his ass for unpaid back taxes and nail him for child support while they’re at it. That’s why the hog is spiraling so hard.
 
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Um... said:
Yeah and didn’t Harry do his taxes for a couple of years while they were together?
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IIRC deciphering what Harry has said, he only did them for 2021(the only year he paid taxes), which was Ralph's big year. However, he used Pantsu's Paypal and Debit account for all of his income, so she has a complete and accurate record of every penny he was making.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
And as of 15 Oct Ronnies house is going to be auctioned off as he's past two years delinquent on the property tax.
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I need to put something into perspective.

The monthly loan repayment for his subprime Nissan shitbox was $790 or so, on a 77 months lease.

He pays around $450 a month in rent for his Mexican hovel.

Let. That. Sink. In.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Ralph claimed he's got a place in Texas. I'm assuming that's Ali's place, because we know he's not welcome at both The Blaze and at Ghost's place down in San Antonio.

Or maybe the bowling alley from Guntamania 1 is offering him a dumpster out back!
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Wasn't there a kid he bullied into having a pool party at the kid's parent's place? Think he'd try it again?
 
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