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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%

  • Total voters
    118
Bullshit charge... Didn't he sexually assault a female cop in an act of drunk rage in some Vegas hotel lobby if I recall or was it something else that got him those six years behind county?
He was passed out drunk in a Virginia hotel lobby and he took a swing at a cop when they tried to make him leave. Then he "donkey kicked" the cop when being put into the cop car.
 
He was passed out drunk in a Virginia hotel lobby and he took a swing at a cop when they tried to make him leave. Then he "donkey kicked" the cop when being put into the cop car.
That's odd or maybe I'm just experiencing one of those false memories or something. I remember hearing about a female cop few years back...

Edit: But yeah, totally bullshit charge. Ralphamale W in disguise for sure.
 
That's odd or maybe I'm just experiencing one of those false memories or something. I remember hearing about a female cop few years back...

Edit: But yeah, totally bullshit charge. Ralphamale W in disguise for sure.
The cop he swung on, (and missed, BTW), was female.
 
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Pantsuela tuning in to Jim's stream, if she didn't know how much Ralph was a loser before, she will now.
 
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You forgot the capper:

"The pills messed me up again. It was perfect until that."
Ralph is a strange case. When it comes to the stupid shit he does, all thought of the consequences and perception goes right out the window. He doesn't think about the alogs when he's driving drunk, beating women, abusing his kids or doing drugs worse than Ozzy. He's always in a constant state of reaction to people clowning on him for the stupid shit he does. And yet, he still has the forethought to black out parts of messages that can be used against him. It's really bizarre.
 
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