DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kongolo]

He's been doing this for years "What should Phil eat on his next begathon?"-style votes and during the KOGaming days he had this obnoxious tick of pretending KOGaming is some kind of production and Phil is its host.

He would start all of his videos with "Phil here for KOGaming" like he was a host of a bigger show and not his shitty YouTube channel.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The past 20 minutes have been absolutely bat-shit crazy. "Sir Ed Sheeran the Pure" (Canadian Kirk) has been tipping DSP ($50 in total so far today) about being banned for the 5th time or so.

The weird part is: DSP keeps confirming he knows Canadian Kirk has been saying racist stuff in chat, but is actively trying to unban him live on stream while Canadian Kirk keeps sending $10 tips to plea for his unban and DSP at the same time claiming Canadian Kirk "can' t buy immunity"...

The amount of hypocrisy is absolutely staggering.

Once again, I'm not sure who's more retarded here. Thanks for the money, dummy!

 

[Corpun]

Speaking of creativity and DSP…

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Some of the names he chose for his Pokemon are unironically hilarious: “Iliketopinch” or “scaryflap”

Just be glad there are no Sewage-type Pokemon. Phil would have a fucking field day making as much scatological names as possible.

 

[Japs_eye]

Caught this part of the Canadian Cuck rant and it still amazes me how DSP has absolutely zero self awareness.

Dave... do you think this might apply to someone?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Remember when Phil said he doesn't want to do fundraisers anymore because he already asks a lot from his audience?

 

[Fapcop]

Just be glad there are no Sewage-type Pokemon. Phil would have a fucking field day making as much scatological names as possible.

Shitstain McPoopdrip! ACK! ACK! ACK!

 

[Chef Autism]

He'll name his Garbodor "DoorDashContainers"

Also, my headcannon as to why he always keeps facecam on is that way he doesn't have to remember if it's been ahn the whole time dood.

 

[Iron Father]

Shellder: Delicious
Cloyster: Robust

GoutFuel

 

[Balr0g]

Well one thing is for certain the SSI money is given to Phil freely as long as he plays BG3. Too bad the beg interlude will be postponed for now

 

[Citizen Nappa]

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

He just kept it because he was traveling a lot burning money on credit cards and it's the FGC so you need a stupid name.

A brief reminder that Justin Wong still goes by his name since he started. JWong was just a handle. So does Mike Ross.

You don't NEED a nickname, per se, but it's easier to remember, and we go by handles anyway. That being said, DarksydePhil is retarded edgelord shit. I remember "return to the darksyde" being something he'd end those cringey as fuck blogs with.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Whoops, sorry Canadian Kirk but you have to follow the rules, I guess the only way you can say anything to me now is if there's $10 attached to it, nothing I can do.

 

[Fapcop]

Whoops, sorry Canadian Kirk but you have to follow the rules, I guess the only way you can say anything to me now is if there's $10 attached to it, nothing I can do.

I really don’t understand these retards. Who the F cares if you’re banned or not?! Just make another account and start posting again?!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

the way he says "fr fr fr" absolutely destroys me. i have to listen to it like 10 times when i hear it

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Possible Schizo Post:

There's an alternate timeline where Dave is able to tard-wrangle Boogs & Wings away from Keem and start a homebrew "lolcowlive" channel (obviously with a different name, given Phil's ego). The first couple of episodes are boring as fuck, as Phil will only willingly discuss the most anodyne of topics, but inevitably one elephant will step on the gouty toes of another, and the episodes start to heat up. They all begin to hate each other & refuse to appear on cam together, but because each one has an equal share of the channel they refuse to cede any ground to one another with regards to it, so they continually post hate responses to each other on it. The views on the channel go through the roof, everyone waits in anticipation for the next spergout by one of the cows. Once again, Phil is an unintentional success. But this time, by intention.

 

[blahblahblah678]

I really don’t understand these retards. Who the F cares if you’re banned or not?! Just make another account and start posting again?!

Because Phil forces new subscribers/followers to wait 24 hrs before they can participate in his chat. The dents don't have that kind of patience.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

I really don’t understand these retards. Who the F cares if you’re banned or not?! Just make another account and start posting again?!

This is what Phil means when he says he has curated content.

All normies are screened out, leaving Derich and Jayde tier subscribers. If someone had the sense to just make a new account instead of giving Phil money to read a message, he would have the sense to not be in his chat at all.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil bought Leanna's soap shit at least at the beginning. What's to say that whole soap business wasn't a massive tax write off for Dave. Maybe that is where the 5k business epxenses came from because Phil was too lazy to remove them.

Yet the American equivalent of 50 Agrentinian pesos isn't good enough.

Edit: In 2016 Phil got fucking sunburned in fucking Seattle. Current Year DSP must be a fucking nosferatu or something and turn to ash in the sun.

Never thought of that angle but 'too lazy to remove them' isn't going to fly. Where's that audit when you need it?

Reading those Pokemon names, I can just hear Phil’s goat laugh echo in my head.

and his many knee slaps.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Possible Schizo Post:

There's an alternate timeline where Dave is able to tard-wrangle Boogs & Wings away from Keem and start a homebrew "lolcowlive" channel (obviously with a different name, given Phil's ego).

This dude can’t even create different scenes in OBS, but I personally would love to see this happen. Unfortunately Phil would never go for it because he believes he’s better than those two because they shop at Walmart.