DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Especially since it’s been proven that Gametrekker never actually went anywhere and is currently subscribed to DSPreacts as an ultra cuck member. He’s the one other person I would buy as 1MM.

I could also believe the theory that it's a generic name, used by whichever whale has agreed to provide that day's first lot of phasitivty
 
What in your opinion is the real reason for why Phil insists on having the facecam visible in every gameplay video these days?

The occasions when people request he remove it entirely to free up space on the screen, he responds by claiming his fans want to see his expressions, so the vanity cam stays. He looks truly hideous, and he must know this. He has a face for radio at this point, and his gameplay footage would be more tolerable without a constant reminder of what he looks like. He seems to think you can only improve as a YouTube creator by adding elements to the screen, and to remove stuff would be backpedaling. I actually believe people would regard him as less toxic and more reformed if the minicam was permanently turned off hence forth.
Ego. Dave really believes he's a positive internet personality changing lives with his meaningful content.

It wasn't that long ago his pre streams had no face cam and were relatively short begging sessions. Dave was just a guy that played games and wanted to chill then.

As always, he finds new ways to be worse.
 
DSP didn't invent 'darksyde'. It was some stupid gimmick whatever fighting game group he used to play with used when he initially traveled for some tournament.

He just kept it because he was traveling a lot burning money on credit cards and it's the FGC so you need a stupid name.

Now its stuck because it became his channel branding.
No, it was all the 'Hate' shit that he stole from the FGC group named Team Hate. So his forum name, his vlog channel name, the name he tried to give his fans calling them 'The Hate Army', etc. Phil for a short while was a member Team Hate, so imagine how fucking cringy it was for him to quit competing in tournaments and then later be calling himself 'The King of Hate'.
He took the 'DarkSyde' thing from the Crazy Town song 'Dark Side' and he stole the 3 letter acronym thing from the wrestler Rob Van Damme a.k.a. RVD. He changed the 'i' to a 'y' because he didn't want people mistaking him for some nerdy Star Wars fagot. He's a badass edgelord, totally not some spastic awkward loser.
Remember when he said one of the handles he wanted to go by was "Whoa Moses?" :story:
Whoa Moses was Phil's initial username on forums starting when he was 16 because he said he couldn't think of a name and he was such an edgelord teenager that he "didn't care" so he just had the system auto-generate one and that was the first one so he just stuck with it.
So like everything about Phil he just took it from something else. Guy doesn't have a creative bone in his body.
 
So like everything about Phil he just took it from something else. Guy doesn't have a creative bone in his body.
He named his fucking rabbit bunny. No pop culture name, nothing in reference to some rabbit shit, just straight up bunny. I don't think DSP has ever had a single productive thought in his head. I'm actually shocked Jasper Kitty has a fucking name, but if I am remembering my Jasper lore right Jasper came with that name, so maybe he would have just been Kitty.
 
Dave's face cam has to be driven by a combination of narcissism and him thinking that putting his face on footage means he owns it, trademarked and owed $ for it.
He believes the facecam is essential in making his slop into transformative interactive robust content. He has promoted replaying old games like Chrono Trigger as "new and improved" because now you get his ugly mug taking up part of the screen and constant pausing to read tips or get handheld.
 
What in your opinion is the real reason for why Phil insists on having the facecam visible in every gameplay video these days?
The narc, of course, loves his face. His face must be plastered everywhere possible.
I'm sure you've seen his gay twitter avatars, his tip animations where his face is edited onto completely unrelated footage (have you seen the Sydney Sweeney edit? Vilest thing I've seen in 5 minutes), his reacks thumbnails with the brokeback face, the characters in video games he makes to his image as much as possible.
It's just narcissism. Me. Me. REEE.
 
Speaking of creativity and DSP…

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Some of the names he chose for his Pokemon are unironically hilarious: “Iliketopinch” or “scaryflap”
 
Speaking of creativity and DSP…

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Some of the names he chose for his Pokemon are unironically hilarious: “Iliketopinch” or “scaryflap”
Did his dents name some of these? Almost all of them have the pattern NounNoun or AdjectiveNoun. I'm guessing Phil named those, while his dents chose Delicious and ILikeToPinch..
 
why the hell does he refer to himself in third person

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unless someone else runs his channel (which I wouldn't be surprised considering how lazy he is) then this is just narcissism
 
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why the hell does he refer to himself in third person

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unless someone else runs his channel (which I wouldn't be surprised considering how lazy he is) then this is just narcissism
The SEGMENT is named Phil’s Day Off you mouthdrooling MORAHN!

“Phil’s Day Off”
“The best stories on YouTube”, says right so in the subtitle!
 
unless someone else runs his channel (which I wouldn't be surprised considering how lazy he is) then this is just narcissism
He's been doing this for years "What should Phil eat on his next begathon?"-style votes and during the KOGaming days he had this obnoxious tick of pretending KOGaming is some kind of production and Phil is its host.

Makes him feel more important, it's just narcissism.
 
He's been doing this for years "What should Phil eat on his next begathon?"-style votes and during the KOGaming days he had this obnoxious tick of pretending KOGaming is some kind of production and Phil is its host.

Makes him feel more important, it's just narcissism.
It reminds me of older Cooking with Jack videos where he inserts commercial breaks "we'll be right back after these words from our sponsor" followed by his own reused in every video clip of his sauces being advertised like a low rent local commercial, then back to the main video. It's such an ego thing to pretend like it's a production for these people so lazy they can't do anything. Jack even pretends like he still edits his videos even though he's only got use of one hand since the strokes.
 
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The past 20 minutes have been absolutely bat-shit crazy. "Sir Ed Sheeran the Pure" (Canadian Kirk) has been tipping DSP ($50 in total so far today) about being banned for the 5th time or so.

The weird part is: DSP keeps confirming he knows Canadian Kirk has been saying racist stuff in chat, but is actively trying to unban him live on stream while Canadian Kirk keeps sending $10 tips to plea for his unban and DSP at the same time claiming Canadian Kirk "can' t buy immunity"...

The amount of hypocrisy is absolutely staggering.
 
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