DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Listening to Tetris music and getting flashbacks to that game tournament where he fucked up in the finals by going the wrong route in the Ducktales section

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

DSP didn't invent 'darksyde'. It was some stupid gimmick whatever fighting game group he used to play with used when he initially traveled for some tournament.

He just kept it because he was traveling a lot burning money on credit cards and it's the FGC so you need a stupid name.

Now its stuck because it became his channel branding.

DSP claims the "Darksyde" portion of his moniker was taken from the title of a popular "bad" song from the 2000s that was rock/rap. Was the song ever uncovered? I'm curious if it has any references to him on the label as with Shadilay.

DSP has mentioned he had a channel called 'DSP Classics'. Was this removed or renamed to something else?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He will forever be MonkeySpank.

 

[Space Pope]

He is on $65 in tips, $40 if you remove OMM daily tip

Just started watching the stream and the first thing I hear is:

"1MinuteMan is not around and probably doesn't even know that the top tipper can name a pokémon, so..."

... so 1MinuteMan doesn't even know what game you're streaming?

1minuteman is his dad

As a casual follower of Dave, the top quote reminded me about the existence of 1MM. This prompted me to search the forum for more information about 1minuteman, leading me to discover the other two quotes.

I know for years it was often speculated that 1MM is Dave himself. What is the consensus on Kiwi Farms? Could it be his father?

 

[Free Jasper]

Watching ALT stream the staycation as I’ve never seen them before. I definitely think there’s something deeply wrong with Phil mentally. Probably socially.

Why is he spending 17 minutes showing us the wardrobes in his hotel room? Why does he pay for a hotel room then sit in it watching DVDs? Dude took more DVDs than I own for a 3 day trip.

 

[Fapcop]

That boy ain’t right in the head.

I figure it was some sort of compromise.

Panda wanted a vacation, Phil, forever a slave to his autistic routine, was like “Alright but we will do what we do at home.”

A vacation where he doesn’t need to do anything new or deviate from his routine was the only way Panda could lure him out of the house.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Watching ALT stream the staycation as I’ve never seen them before. I definitely think there’s something deeply wrong with Phil mentally. Probably socially.

Why is he spending 17 minutes showing us the wardrobes in his hotel room? Why does he pay for a hotel room then sit in it watching DVDs? Dude took more DVDs than I own for a 3 day trip.

I wonder if Phil didn't get his ass beat in the FGC, because he wasn't that much of a shut-in among them. Or something happened in his early Youtube days.

The entire time he was with Leanna, it was obvious that he hated doing anything outside or among the public.

 

[RougeRed]

I remember them getting booed off the stage at Ozzfest in 2001. The shows I was at I don't think they lasted more than 2 or 3 songs.

I went to the show in Charlotte that year. They didn't get booed off the stage, but they cut their set early after about the fifth time one of them got clocked with a plastic bottle. No idea why the organizers thought they were a good fit.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Of course he can't play the new Silent Hill game right away

It's free, only 12 GBs and takes like 1.5 hours to complete, what more does he want?

A few dents would've surely thrown him a couple of $ to watch Phil play a game that dropped out of nowhere. But my schedule dood!

 

[Whaler]

I know for years it was often speculated that 1MM is Dave himself. What is the consensus on Kiwi Farms? Could it be his father?

It's as stupid as the people who believe 1MM is Derichs parents paying Phil for babysitting Derich all day and night.

 

[arrivefriday]

I know for years it was often speculated that 1MM is Dave himself. What is the consensus on Kiwi Farms? Could it be his father?

As far as I'm aware, the general assumption is that it's an old whale called PlanetJeff

 

[Fapcop]

Of course he can't play the new Silent Hill game right away

It's free, only 12 GBs and takes like 1.5 hours to complete, what more does he want?

A few dents would've surely thrown him a couple of $ to watch Phil play a game that dropped out of nowhere. But my schedule dood!

Phil would legit panic without his schedule. It’s so goddamn autistic.

You know that if something happened with a game that was on the schedule, Phil would rather spend two hours troubleshooting it, so he can get 20 minutes of gameplay and stick to his precious schedule, than go: “Ok, Sim Gout isn’t working, let’s play something else, chat picks the game!”

 

[Corpun]

I thought the StayCation deep dive would be boring but hit's such a bizarre saga. The hermit clearly wanted to LARP a vacation but is such a pussy he needs to be 15 minutes from home, so of course he'd blow money on a hotel,

The fucking retard completely ignores Leanna's responses and films fucking hotels for no fucking reason. I don't think there is a single other khantent curator who did fucking hotel tours, or if they did they weren't nearly 20 minutes long. Leanna is so tapped out by the end of these videos you end up getting the impression that divorced couples who blame the other for causing the divorce all the time have a better relationship than these two.

The fucking idiot is so stupid he doesn't ask for help with a fucking TV and just assumes the TV is bugged and doesn't have inputs or buttons because he looked at a remote. He's such a low IQ retard.

Crazytown were a bunch of posers who lucked into a big hit whilst the wider community laughed at them. Seems very appropriate.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Crazytown was fucking trash. Figures DSP liked them. Does he even listen to any music now?

Only heard it second hand but apparently he and Khet listen to jazz music before bed.

 

[Iron Hamster]

1. He wants an aquarium for some reason. He can barely take care of a cat's litter box, like fuck he can change an aquarium's water.

Which, as usual, is pretty ballsy while crying poor and playing wwe/doordash/total wine

Phil keeps talking about “Muh severe stress” behind the scenes, and trying to use it to excuse his short fuse.

(PROTIP PHIL: Maybe if you TOLD people what this vague stress is about, they’d be more sympathetic.)

He said at one point that “he has been through this before and will get through it again” which makes me think it’s some sort of tax-related shenanigans?

His "he's been through this before" is him saying he's used this bullshit before and the dents threw money at him.

DSP claims the "Darksyde" portion of his moniker was taken from the title of a popular "bad" song from the 2000s that was rock/rap. Was the song ever uncovered? I'm curious if it has any references to him on the label as with Shadilay.

DSP has mentioned he had a channel called 'DSP Classics'. Was this removed or renamed to something else?

THAT SONG WAS JUST LIKE HIS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

He will forever be MonkeySpank.

Remember when he said one of the handles he wanted to go by was "Whoa Moses?"

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Lol the image of these 2 propped up in bed with the covers pulled up to their chins, just 2 pale eggs with shocks of dyed black hair laying completely still listening to soft jazz.
Ack ack ack!

 

[Fapcop]

The fucking retard completely ignores Leanna's responses and films fucking hotels for no fucking reason. I don't think there is a single other khantent curator who did fucking hotel tours, or if they did they weren't nearly 20 minutes long. Leanna is so tapped out by the end of these videos you end up getting the impression that divorced couples who blame the other for causing the divorce all the time have a better relationship than these two.

That’s Phil for ya. Instead of trying to have a romantic getaway and F his young girlfriend so good she’ll be cooking and cleaning for months with a smile on her face and a song in her heart, he’d rather waddle around and grind another YouTube video for some shekels.

Such a weird skin walker of a man.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

What is the consensus on Kiwi Farms? Could it be his father?

Not a chance, his dad hates him. When Phil got his tire stolen by a nigger in a parking lot, he texted his dad and he responded by sending a picture of a fish he caught.

 

[Groucho's Eyebrows]

That’s Phil for ya. Instead of trying to have a romantic getaway and F his young girlfriend so good she’ll be cooking and cleaning for months with a smile on her face and a song in her heart, he’d rather waddle around and grind another YouTube video for some shekels.

Such a weird skin walker of a man.

Holy fucking shit, this board moves at the speed of too many people with too much time on their hands!

But yeah. All he wanted was a maid he didn't have to pay. He only married Khet because of the tax break.. Do you think he claims her as a dependent? Do you think Khet even files taxes?

 

[Fapcop]

Holy fucking shit, this board moves at the speed of too many people with too much time on their hands!

But yeah. All he wanted was a maid he didn't have to pay. He only married Khet because of the tax break.. Do you think he claims her as a dependent? Do you think Khet even files taxes?

There’s gotta be a giant write off there for feed, that’s for sure!