DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jose Cuervo]

I'm actually shocked Jasper Kitty has a fucking name, but if I am remembering my Jasper lore right Jasper came with that name, so maybe he would have just been Kitty.

This is correct. Phil didn’t change Jasper’s name because he genuinely believes it’d confuse the cat.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I made the mistake of watching the day stream while playing Infinite Wealth. Fell asleep mid- battle twice. Didn't happen at all when I played on release

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Well one thing is for certain the SSI money is given to Phil freely as long as he plays BG3. Too bad the beg interlude will be postponed for now

I'm just pleased they're finally making him play a game he clearly hates to get his money.

 

[Local Degenerate]

This is correct. Phil didn’t change Jasper’s name because he genuinely believes it’d confuse the cat.

To be fair, it can if the cat is old enough. My wife adopted two little shitheads as kittens, and we changed their names but quick. We'll still occasionally call them by their original names, just to see how they respond, and they have no fucking clue you're talking to them if you do that.

Call them by their new names, and you have their attention. Maybe not for long, but they understand it's them you're talking to.

 

[Corpun]

He'll name his Garbodor "DoorDashContainers"

Also, my headcannon as to why he always keeps facecam on is that way he doesn't have to remember if it's been ahn the whole time dood.

Jokes aside, I wouldn't be shocked if the camera stays on sleep mode or something because he is paranoid it will update if he shuts it down.

This is how Phil envisions himself.

This is correct. Phil didn’t change Jasper’s name because he genuinely believes it’d confuse the cat.

What a fucking regard. If Jasper remembers his fucking name he surely remembers Phil's ugly mug leering over him as he gets him declawed.

 

[Fapcop]

Jokes aside, I wouldn't be shocked if the camera stays on sleep mode or something because he is paranoid it will update if he shuts it down.

This is how Phil envisions himself.

What a fucking regard. If Jasper remembers his fucking name he surely remembers Phil's ugly mug leering over him as he gets him declawed.

I actually believe Phil’s story that Jasper came declawed.

500$ on getting a cat declawed is 500$ Phil could spend on gacha.

And judging by the the old streams from the the snortfort and the dusty, unholy mess his room is (and house in general!) I strongly doubt that Phil is particularly worried about his couch.

He doesn’t even have functioning blinds, and you want to tell me that he spent MONEY on preventing his couch from getting a few scratches?

Doubt.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm just pleased they're finally making him play a game he clearly hates to get his money.

It really says a lot about his current desperation that he's caving. With DOS2, it was still making money (if I'm remembering right) but he was still too stubborn to play it/bring it back all the times his fans demanded it. He has just as much hatred (Maybe even more since it got GOTY on top of everything) for BG3 as he does for DOS2, but now that we're not at the height of the vest streak, he's sticking with it.

 

[Cherry Dude]

I feel like we're far enough along now for me to ask this, because even if his dents are monitoring the thread it will lose him hours of progress to reload.

He put Lae'Zel into the zaithisk. Did he get the permanent debuff on her and not notice?

 

[Nate Dingus]

To be fair, it can if the cat is old enough. My wife adopted two little shitheads as kittens, and we changed their names but quick. We'll still occasionally call them by their original names, just to see how they respond, and they have no fucking clue you're talking to them if you do that.

Call them by their new names, and you have their attention. Maybe not for long, but they understand it's them you're talking to.

Phil thinks that Jasper can understand English like a human. I'm sure his cat recognises the sound of "Jasper". But it doesn't think "my name is Jasper, and you will address me as such".

Phil also tells Jasper to get off the desk or to stop chewing cables. As if its going to know what he's saying. Not only is Phil a neglectful cat owner, he's too retarded to understand that it's an animal.

 

[JimiHendrix]

He put Lae'Zel into the zaithisk. Did he get the permanent debuff on her and not notice?

no

 

[Balr0g]

Some glorious Tekken salt. Goes from Promotion chance all the way down

 

[grump]

I actually believe Phil’s story that Jasper came declawed.

500$ on getting a cat declawed is 500$ Phil could spend on gacha.

And judging by the the old streams from the the snortfort and the dusty, unholy mess his room is (and house in general!) I strongly doubt that Phil is particularly worried about his couch.

He doesn’t even have functioning blinds, and you want to tell me that he spent MONEY on preventing his couch from getting a few scratches?

Doubt.

I don't think he paid for Jasper to be declawed but its definitely much more possible he got Jasper specifically because he was declawed. You save money, your furniture doesn't get wrecked, and you can virtue signal at the same time.

 

[Devil's Advocate]

DSP spends all day staring into screens. When it's time to clock gout, he spends his relaxation time with Kat staring into more screens. I've never seen anyone so addicted to screen escapism. It's like drinking soda and washing it down with more soda. Living in the great state of Washington with all those beautiful mountains out his window. Trekking into the forests would be a healthy way to detox and flush out the cobwebs. But unbelievably he plays more video games off-camera. I don't understand that at all. He swears if he won the Lotto, he would still be playing games on-stream. Because it's his passion, blabla. But he looks so miserable. It's as if he has a video game addiction. Doesn't he feel trapped?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Some glorious Tekken salt. Goes from Promotion chance all the way down

The fact that he bitched about lack of character matchup knowledge in a mirror match just shows why he will never progress beyond being a terrible player at fighting games, or at best a scrub wall in Street Beggar.

 

[RougeRed]

Some glorious Tekken salt. Goes from Promotion chance all the way down

Whoever had "They aren't a real Tekken character" on thier bingo card, mark your space.

 

[grump]

DSP spends all day staring into screens. When it's time to clock gout, he spends his relaxation time with Kat staring into more screens. I've never seen anyone so addicted to screen escapism. It's like drinking soda and washing it down with more soda. Living in the great state of Washington with all those beautiful mountains out his window. Trekking into the forests would be a healthy way to detox and flush out the cobwebs. But unbelievably he plays more video games off-camera. I don't understand that at all. He swears if he won the Lotto, he would still be playing games on-stream. Because it's his passion, blabla. But he looks so miserable. It's as if he has a video game addiction. Doesn't he feel trapped?

don't forget traveling to stay in hotels watching movies.

 

[Prince Lotor]

DSP spends all day staring into screens. When it's time to clock gout, he spends his relaxation time with Kat staring into more screens. I've never seen anyone so addicted to screen escapism. It's like drinking soda and washing it down with more soda. Living in the great state of Washington with all those beautiful mountains out his window. Trekking into the forests would be a healthy way to detox and flush out the cobwebs. But unbelievably he plays more video games off-camera. I don't understand that at all. He swears if he won the Lotto, he would still be playing games on-stream. Because it's his passion, blabla. But he looks so miserable. It's as if he has a video game addiction. Doesn't he feel trapped?

I love that his wife cucks him and forces him to watch other YouTubeers play video games.

Also, yeah, Washington legit has some beautiful terrain to go hiking or day camping or whatever in.
He just sits there in that musty decaying box staring at screens 24/7.

 

[mrt6732]

DSP spends all day staring into screens. When it's time to clock gout, he spends his relaxation time with Kat staring into more screens. I've never seen anyone so addicted to screen escapism. It's like drinking soda and washing it down with more soda. Living in the great state of Washington with all those beautiful mountains out his window. Trekking into the forests would be a healthy way to detox and flush out the cobwebs. But unbelievably he plays more video games off-camera. I don't understand that at all. He swears if he won the Lotto, he would still be playing games on-stream. Because it's his passion, blabla. But he looks so miserable. It's as if he has a video game addiction. Doesn't he feel trapped?

Whatever issues Burnell has regarding playing video games the fact is this "job"is too easy and lucrative to move on from. It's probably easier than that Sikorsky defense contractor job that he was laid off from years ago in CT. Phil just might make it to retirement if his liver doesn't give out from all those Tanqueray gin and tonics or Kat the chubby wife goes nuts and eats him.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Sorry if this has been asked a million times but I gotta know: Why are Phil and his wife still together if they clearly loathe each other? Guy brags about his "family" of a wife, a cat, and his career but he looks like he wants to fucking die whenever any of them are onscreen.

 

[marlintan]

Sorry if this has been asked a million times but I gotta know: Why are Phil and his wife still together if they clearly loathe each other? Guy brags about his "family" of a wife, a cat, and his career but he looks like he wants to fucking die whenever any of them are onscreen.

The good catholic doesn't want to ask his local bishop for permission to get divorce? Oh wait, it's just a marriage of convenience.