Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Judas Connor Moon]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.

Good to see that Tammie and Jack finally cooked their chicken all the way through.

 

[p1138]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.

Here is the rub he used:
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And once again Fatty has coated meat with sugar(3 types even), and has used so much he's caramalized and then burned it on the food. I'm sure he's the one who told Tammy when to take them off the grill, but it's also hilarious that he can't even go outside(he's got his camera zoomed because he's sitting inside the house) and use a pair of tongs to put chicken on a fucking grill.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.

Here is the rub he used:
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Poor seasoning job, but got some nice char on those wings.

Carnivore cheating aside, it's probably Tammy's dump truck that makes the magic happen.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Poor seasoning job, but got some nice char on those wings.

Carnivore cheating aside, it's probably Tammy's dump truck that makes the magic happen.

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Badonk

 

[Marc]

That ass only makes me wonder if she’s wearing one of Jack’s used diapers.

 

[curbside2]

And once again Fatty has coated meat with sugar(3 types even), and has used so much he's caramalized and then burned it on the food. I'm sure he's the one who told Tammy when to take them off the grill, but it's also hilarious that he can't even go outside(he's got his camera zoomed because he's sitting inside the house) and use a pair of tongs to put chicken on a fucking grill.

His ability to stretch diets to their breaking point is impressive. Half his face is melting off and he speaks at .75 speed on a good day. But here he is coating his wings with sugar.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

What the fuck does that even mean? Also, what an amazing perspective to have! We aren't immortal so why bother even trying to be healthy? To Jack there is no difference between an 85 year who gets cancer and dies with family members at his side vs a 60 yo guy who suffers a stroke and lives the remaining 20 years of his life in a facility needing around-the-clock care. "It ends bad for everyone". Fuck off, Jack.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.

Here is the rub he used:
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Just a friendly reminder to our viewers at home.

In order for the nutritional facts to say "less than 1 gram of X) it must show the values of a serving size that would yield approximately 85% or less of a gram.

In this case, the dry rubs surving size is 1/4th teaspoon. This is tiny. Enough for Jack to maybe coat one bite of food.

This is why, despite sugar being the first ingredient listed, it "contains" less than 1 gram of sugar per serving.

Picture for reference what 1/2 teaspoon looks like (i couldnt even find a 1/4th, so this is double a serving size)

Edit: I just checked, and, ironically, a teaspoon of sugar contains 4g of sugar. Meaning 1/4th is about a gram, just slightly over the cusp of what Jacks dry rub contains. He is litterly coating his wings in flavored sugar.

 

[densedance]

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What the fuck does that even mean? Also, what an amazing perspective to have! We aren't immortal so why bother even trying to be healthy? To Jack there is no difference between an 85 year who gets cancer and dies with family members at his side vs a 60 yo guy who suffers a stroke and lives the remaining 20 years of his life in a facility needing around-the-clock care. "It ends bad for everyone". Fuck off, Jack.

"It ends bad for everyone" Does he mean that we all are going to die at some point?

 

[lindsayfan]

damn the cunnysmores working! look how much jack's right arm has slimmed down... it's so narrow now, like a purple pipe cleaner. miraculous


highlight of the video is jack belching "thank you tammy for your help" and her responding with stony silence. long seconds of just the tongs clanging against the tray (with no silicone underneath) and the whistling wind.

 

[Gulls on Film]

It's impressive how he keeps coming up with new ways to make his wife cook outside in winter.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Saving this picture so that I can gloatingly re-post it when it does, in fact, end bad for Jack.

 

[Stan]

Total narc gross behavior. She should absolutely murder him in his sleep or put cyanide his next Costco chicken. I’m sure no jury would find her guilty after watching this.

Find her guilty? My man, if she is careful about that inheritance powder I don’t think anyone would suspect a thing. Jack has been in ailing health for years.

meat flour.

:eyebleed: this is going to make some abominations for sure

...How does Jack wipe?

Shittens, the baby wipe that’s been made into a mitten.

"It ends bad for everyone".

>_> I thought this guy was Christian? What happened to the Life and the Way? Ye who die in Jesus will live in eternal life etc.?

It’s fine if you don’t believe that but you’d think Jack would.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

What the fuck does that even mean?

You're probably asking too much of an objectively stroked out motherfucker, I doubt even Jack himself knows what he meant to say there.

The only part I got is "everybody dies eventually", which is such a ChatGPT thing to say. Sure Jagoff, everybody dies eventually but people on a mediterranean diet make it to 90, and in the meantime we're casting dibs on whether you'll even make it through Q1 2024.

 

[AnOminous]

Like any diet you need to check to make sure you're not eating what you're not supposed to. This diet, like all others, he fucks up. Remember "Profile by Sandford"? Remember when he was "leaning keto"? Remember when he was doing "Power90-X"? All of these things failed because he could never put in the effort to stop eating crap.

I have seen whatever diet he claims to be on change from day to day but never once have I seen the actual food he eats change at all. Except now. He is eating even more suicidally than ever before. Every day he goes without stroking out for the last time is a miracle, but one of those gay, shitty miracles that you wish wouldn't happen, or would happen for someone who actually deserved it.

Why is everything yellow all of a sudden? REEEEEE!

I would guess it's this, something people should take a look at. Halfway to $75K in a couple hours.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/litigation-fund.182131/

"It ends bad for everyone". Fuck off, Jack.

It always ends good if you live until you die.

What Jack is doing is merely existing. He's a disgusting lump of impending death.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.

Here is the rub he used:
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Sugar is the first fucking ingredient! This does help to explain why his sugar numbers are still so high after a month of supposedly not eating any carbs.

Also, what an amazing perspective to have! We aren't immortal so why bother even trying to be healthy?

This is the cope that people with a huge addiction that is killing them tend to say.

I had an aunt that smoked like a chimney. Her whole thing was the same as Fatty. "We're all going to die someday!" then spent the last few months of her life dying from lung cancer cursing her stupidity and feeling like she couldn't catch her breath even with supplemental oxygen. That's basically Jagoff's future. In some hospice, having everything done for him and unable to move, speak or enjoy his pulpork and sugar sauces.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

"WHO'S GONNA WIN SUPER BOWL" - 2/3/24 Livestream​

• Busy stream today! As you might guess from the name, the stream starts with plenty of football sperging.
• Jack talks about sports gambling, in particular the over/under on how many times they're going to show Taylor Swift. "I've been sport betting for many years." He goes into a lot of detail on how different types of bets work.
• Chat lays into Jack for gambling. "'No true Christian gambles'... I don't know what that means."
• Chat: "I'm betting over/under 8 months until your ticker stops pumping bud" Jack gets especially angy about this one. "You've got to be the lowest common denominator of scum in the earth... I can't imagine how dark and depressing your life must be to write evil stuff."
• "Jack do you need basic statistics lesson? actuary" Jack doesn't know what an actuary is and thinks it's a misspelling of "actually"
• Rob is going to guest star in an episode of Jack On The Go. Rob did all the filming and editing, and it should be up on Wednesday.
• "I'm carnivore. That means I eat well... If it's an animal or it comes from an animal, I eat it. Otherwise I don't."
• Jack claims that the NFL rigs games but refuses to name any particular ones, saying you just have to look at all the games and you can tell. He compares the trollbait in the thread to the Spongebob episode about fishhooks.
• Jack has "thought about" interviewing other people in the restaurant as part of JOTG. This means he has already started rolling up to innocent people in public and asking to film, but no one wants to have anything to do with him.
• "No I don't hear the Jack On The Go theme in my head."
• Bacon Explosion III is in the works. So is stroke #6, apparently.
• The hired moderator shows up halfway through the stream and is telling people to "stop trying to be Jack's mom".
• Jack is happy to see stealth troll Darnell "ALLCAPS" Snead back in the chat. "NINERS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWEL"
• Jack is not celebrating Black History Month because "the food show is for everyone". Snead immediately claims to be African America and tips to highlight "BLACK LIVES MATTER". "Ok thanks Darnell"
• "'Which meal has been the hardest to stay carnivore on?' Breakfast and dinner." (So 2/3 of a person's normal meals.)
• Jacks says that on carnivore, you can eat a "three pound steak" if you wanted to. This is about 3,000 - 4,000 calories.

The topic of whether Jack is actually illiterate has come up in this thread a couple of times. As another data point, I've noticed on these streams that Jack has a habit of reading a comment out loud before deciding whether to answer or just delete it. I think this means Jack can read words, but unless it's a pretty simple sentence he has a hard time understanding it without reading out loud. In the past Jack has also proudly stated that he never reads the instruction manuals for his smokers and kitchen gadgets, which is really a defense mechanism and not a testament to his ability to figure these devices out by himself.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

On today's episode of ‘Old man yells at a wall’ we are subjected to answers from random questions in chat causing huge swaths of the stream where it’s difficult to understand exactly what Jack is talking about or who he is talking to.

The highlight of the stream has to be when this appears in chat:

Which enrages Jack who says: “You’ve gotta be the lowest common denominator of scum on the earth.” We even get a CWC-esk stress sigh. This kicks off a general trend of anger for chat which pervades the entire stream. Many are banned, and Jack at one point mutters something about them being “bottom feeders.”

A superchat from Darnell Sneed says:

And we get a hilariously awkward fumble of a response from Jack in the form of “Ok, Darnell, Thanks for telling me that” *flat angy face*

Jack pontificates about how the trolls don’t get to him. He says that by ignoring the trolls they will eventually go away. Jack’s approach to trolling is the same his health: do nothing and expect a solution to just fall into his lap.

Jack tells us that he "Has been betting for years,” and gives us some sports autism about gambling. Based on what we know about Jack and restraint, what are the odds he has a problem with gambling? Jack gets angry at a chatter who says: “No true Christian gambles” and also: “The only gambling I do is with my health,” which is read aloud by Jack.

There’s some random politispergery in here about San Francisco. Apparently the city is in an apocalyptic state of ruin due to the lawlessness there. Jack says New York is suffering the same fate citing Steve Mariucci who, according to Jack, “would not let his family watch the Niners play the Raiders in Oakland, it was that dangerous. He would not let his family cross that bridge”

Apparently, Jack is watching Sword Art online, possible weeaboo arc incoming?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Yesterday we had sugar wings and today it's sugar steak.

 

[TheLazyMan]

Hello Everybody! Lazy Man here. Just realizing The Farms is uh, still a thing.

Anyhoo we're going LIVE at 2:15pm today with a Sugary Serving of Satire for your viewing pleasure.
TOPIC IDEAS: did Jack really say he hasn't had Ice Cream in 10 Years? Come on, man.

CLICK ON THIS LINK TO WATCH - IT EMBIGGENS YOUR P3NIS TOO!