I work night shifts alone so I have a lot of time to have autistic level of intrusive thoughts and let them win so…
Let me start off by saying that I am 1 in 4 who has lost a child and it is absolutely devastating. My child was born stillborn and it fucked me right up. It’s been 10 years and every year that anniversary of when he was born wrecks me, not to mention the due date I had been given. Every year it’s emotionally hard for me. And when I see these morons shrug off a lost pregnancy like “meh. Whatever.” It makes me blind with rage.
How Kim can just go “oh well. Stick it in the freezer. I ain’t got time for this shit. I got TikTok’s to make while vaping in my filthy crotch-stained Stitch track suit” and not even feel anything is beyond me. And then 9-10 weeks later post a TikTok rubbing the ashes of her children on her face while crying - Kim, you’re dope sick, not sad your baby couldn’t survive your toxic womb.
Anyways… on with my intrusive thoughts and a plot twist
1 - Darnell is NOT the father, we had a tard crossover with Dalton and Sammie, unknown timeline of when those two poster children of perfect oral and physical hygiene were hooking up. And based off of what we’ve seen, it’s gotta be Dalton who’s the super fertile Myrtle. Not Kim or Sammie for that matter. Sammie will do anything with black dudes who have two feet and a heartbeat - cognitive awareness not required. And when she was going through her NOTW saga, she should have been praaaghnaaant a thousand times over and produced actual living (I use that term lightly) children. Not a list of 53 angle babbies.
2 - Kim, our uncontrolled diabetic perpetually pregnant vape queen, is going to be our next Dee Dee Blanchard in some sort of weird Oxy-Dilauded-Fentanyl-Cocaine vape-based deformed crossover and claim Aidean has 900,000 diseases and 899,999 of them are imminently fatal if SHE doesn’t have pain killers. And the one that isn’t fatal is surprisingly his unmanaged juvenile diabetes.
3 - why does Kim’s “cleavage” (if you even wanna call it that) start on the top of her shoulder? I’m a very busty lady and when I lay on my side my cleavage does not start on my back and definitely does not look like that…
4 - Kim’s latest “pregnancy” looks like a blighted ovum. Meaning: “blighted ovum, or anembryonic pregnancy, is when a fertilized egg implants in the uterine lining but does not grow into an embryo. The gestational sac and placenta will grow, but an embryo doesn't grow so the gestational sac stays empty. It causes a miscarriage in the first trimester of pregnancy.” - courtesy of Doctor Google.
5 - what kind of STDs do we want to bank on these people having? 1 in 3 people have genital herpes and we know that there’s a lot of partner swapping happening. AND Dalton seems to swing both ways and we know he was in jail and he’s got that bizarre level of being horny that meth addicts and tards alike possess so I would be surprised if he’s got some sort of festering medication-resistant STD from one of his many butt-buddies from jail. We also know Krusty Kristy and Stinky are lumped in there somehow.
6 - the city I live in boasts its very own version of Little Rock - I’m in Canada by the way (no, not Ottawa, that’s its own level of autism) . And one common thing I’ve noticed is that all of the tards partner swap like mad, have equally - if not worse - disabled children, intermarry each others exes and partner swap after the marriage and then screech “HE/SHE CHEATED!!! ITS OVER!!!” Then a week later “we’re working it out.” They also all seem to vape heavily because they think it’s not only cool to vape but also looks “sooper badass bro!” Also they’re all so fucking horny. I’ve been in the mall with family and by myself and they’re literally grinding up on each other in the food court or on benches in front of children. Another thing I’ve noticed is this bizarre obsession with wrestling. And not pro wrestling either - that amateur, Speedo-wearing, back yard “mom says to quit jumping on the bed” crap - if you look at the Facebook pictures from events of this crap, 97% of the audience that attends is speshul.
7 - I would love to know what Sammie sees when she looks in a full length mirror. We see play-doh squished into a sock, she sees Beyoncé. Or thinks she takes after her cuzzin Brittney. I have to give her credit on her confidence - and that’s the ONLY thing I’ll give her props to. Most normal non-tarded folks have self confidence issues and try to hide the problem areas with a hoodie or baggy jeans, etc - and our Qween is over here thinking she’s a svelte goddess. Move over Marilyn Monroe and Betty Page - we have a new beauty qween!!!
8 - I bet if Aidean was kidnapped and held for ransom, Kim would make 900 TikTok’s with her cash app tag and “help me get mah suuuuhhhhnnn back. He done been keednaahhhpped” followed by “I AM HIS WIFE!” To anyone who comments “prayers!” on the video Dalton would share to “save muh suuuhhhnn.” She wouldn’t call the cops or anything, she’d just vape clouds of “cash app me!” Videos. Two weeks would go by and she’d forget about him entirely. 5 years down the road see a picture of him and be like “whose kid is this? Why do we have this in our house?”
9 - come on guys… BARE plywood floor? WITH BARE FEET?? I can’t even walk across plywood at work in boots without almost having a crippling sensory overload. Any why is it so black and greasy looking… how has it not crumbled apart? Get someone to cash app you some money for a fucking throw rug. Go to Dollar General or Dollar Tree or whatever the hell you have there. Steal one for all I fucking care! JUST COVER IT UP!!
10 - can we just take a moment to light a candle and offer up a prayer for all the dead animals these people have produced in the last 3 years?
Sorry for the autistic level of sperg here. I am on my way back to my corner now.
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