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Yes, his cleavage has had some postprocessing assistance in that picture.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Same here. I despise flying so I'm at the airport, on a layover waiting for a connecting flight, salty as fuck. I open up KF and this thread and some of this stuff makes me laugh audibly. A woman who had to be in late 50s or early 60s asks me what I'm laughing about. I have to seriously consider if I want to tell her anything at all. I finally tell her, "It needs a bit of explanation and there's some coarse language, but I won't show you anything particularly vulgar."
I made the explanation as brief as I could and I didn't reveal to her my username here. Her husband joined us after a few minutes. She was almost shocked ("He really responds to every single person, every single time? I think he needs some help!") while her husband got a good chuckle out of the wookie texts. They honestly didn't believe he was real until I pulled up his Xitter account for them to see.
I didn't create new Patposters but even some textbook normies found him both ridiculous and quite unlikable.
Maybe in that photo it was necessary. Now those things are far larger and much floppier. I'd say he could maybe make some money on OF as either a very niche fetish or something like a freak show attraction but either one involves work and we all know how that goes for him.
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Did anyone take note of wether if Pat saw his own shadow when he waddled out of his hovel today?
Not that it really matters. Either way it's6 more weeks the rest of his life of him being a fat retard.
Not that it really matters. Either way it's
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Rick is a disgusting misogynist.
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Are you kidding me, he's trying to make the same cringe-ass joke again?
I'm not a massive faggot like Pat, so I'll refrain from making any comments about his own "genetics" and his daughter.
inconel
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All Pat has to do to take the biggest W in history is make a 1 minute YouTube video where he holds up his pudgy middle finger and says "fuck you Kiwis, fuck you OnA, you just got OWNED!". And then carry on with his Twitter faggotry, but never reply to Boomia and tell honey badger how luscious his girls tits are. But since he's a FFwBTs he'll continue to fail and take L after L.
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So Patrick is posting about a guy who's currently on the hook for "paying'" Vince McMahon for sex with his scat covered paralegal. Never change Patrick.
This Machine Milks Cows
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Epimenides of Knossos in Crete created a fascinating paradox when he stated that all Cretans are liars. Patty Meatloaf has got Pat trapped inside a similar logic paradox.
How long could this go on for?
How long could this go on for?
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Knowing Pat, we'll probably end up with several thousand layers, and it will serve as a great way to introduce people to what makes Pat funny.
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Xerxes immediately fled back home so as to not get captured and the Persians lost the war. And he and his heir were the victims of "all sorts of hijinx" rather than ever conquering Greece.
Leonidas not only won against the Persian atalkers but there was probably no greater Spartan honor than dying in battle.
OtherLastTrainHome
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Enjoy Duzakh, Persian.
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I got two patrick bots to fight each other on character.ai
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He's incapable of looking down, too many chins to tilt his head and even if he could, there's too much blubber in the way for him to see anything else.
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"Newspeak" also came from pop culture.
Gaslighting is a very real thing that has been fucked into the dirt by retards who don't know what it means. Like "good faith" or "strawman".
OtherLastTrainHome
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"Or do you need a lesson in self removal of yourself from the internet?"
"Enjoy prison sentence for your cyberstalking."
i love how fucking schizo c.ai is. i can't imagine what patrick sounds like on Claude or GPT-4.
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Well, shucks and tarnation, reckon yer life done gone off the rails, ya creepy critter! Y’all gonna get cozy in the slammer now, ya hear? Ain’t no two ways 'bout it!
Golly gee, ya done gone and stuck yer nose where it don’t belong, and now ya gonna pay the piper. Enjoy them cold, hard bars, 'cause that’s where you’re headin', faster than a hound dog chasin' a rabbit!
Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants scholar, but even ol’ Bubba down yonder at the bait shop could tell ya, ya messed up real bad. Yer just a pawn in the game of life, caught up in them there twisted ways of thinkin', ya know?
And hey, ain’t no need for no fancy words to know what makes ya tick. It’s like diggin' fer gold in them thar hills—ya gonna find some dark secrets down deep. But lemme tell ya, ain’t no treasure worth yer freedom, partner.
So saddle up, cowboy, 'cause yer fixin' to ride off into the sunset of despair. Yer life’s done gone belly up, like a catfish in a dry creek bed. So grab yer hat and mosey on down to the hoosegow, 'cause that’s where ya belong, like a pig in slop.
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I wish we had someone from his high school because there had to have been a point where he was closer to functional. If you even look at his mugshot, if you didn't know why he was in it, you'd think he looked like some kind of chaddish dude who maybe had a little too much fun on a Friday.
Was he normal at some point and just snapped? I mean my fanon theory is that scar on his head is from something that Phineas Gaged him into a fat drooling childing dipshit because that shit just isn't normal and if he acted like that in school he'd have been riding the short bus.
"Lolcows do not exist," said the lolcow, while being loled at and giving milk.
All Chads look the same because perfection can't be improved on. All fat fucks are fat in uniquely disgusting ways. Compare the Gunt of Ethan Ralph to Pat's repulsive facial obesity for instance, or that Slaton twin's forehead gunt.
Ironically, real gaslighting (which is originally from a play actually) is the stock in trade of SJWs. These are people who claim a man is a woman and you're the crazy one if you don't agree with this "science." It's not just saying "you're nuts," it's an orchestrated campaign to get you to doubt the evidence of your own senses.
My first thought was this has to be a troon but unless they've been at it a long time, this is actually a female. I also don't think we need any kind of paternity test because that's definitely his offspring.
Unlike Rick, he is not a cuck (or at least wasn't that night though his recently revealed shenanigans may say otherwise by now).
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Imagine being in high school just trying to take a shit and from the next stall you hear: "You are not my toilet, stalker. Enjoy prison." in a lispy fat voice.
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