Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Collections Agent]

Not gonna lie, his entitlement is getting pretty insufferable. I also don't understand why he's bragging about rapping. He uses it to demand more subs or he won't stop.

Getting mad at BMJ for acting like an entitled clown is like getting mad for a mentally handicapped chimpanzee at the zoo for pointing and laughing at you.

Know at the end of the day, even if he makes $1,000,000, he has very likely permanently damaged his brain to an extent he will never be able to enjoy most of the things normal people can.

 

[JackoVerde]

Know at the end of the day, even if he makes $1,000,000, he has very likely permanently damaged his brain to an extent he will never be able to enjoy most of the things normal people can.

bossman is burning the canfle at both ends, im not sure how long he can keep this up before he has a heart attack or something.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman threw his vape pacifier at the desk

Discord right now (thanks to @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph for the screenshot)

The new emote for context

 

[Collections Agent]

The new emote for context

Frankly, I'm awestruck he would allow an emote of him crack twitching

 

[Kees H]

Austin just showed off his latest gambling statistics. 5.9M USD wagered. DAM DAT ADDICTION NICE, GODDAM

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

$6 million played and he's only 35% in VIP Progress. Step it up.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

Isn't it interesting that after being @Null got roasted by the BOSS™, that his legal fund went so well that the account can't handle the donations and keeps crashing every 5 minutes?

 

[inception_state]

As requested by chat, here is bossman if he were black or chinese (made possible by the great LoRA by @Lord of the Incels)

 

[CookieCruncher]

The new emote for context
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God damn I knew this was going to get good when he added it.
Thank the Bossman for already flipping out about it not even an hour later.



Also don't worry when Bossman goes AFK bros, Peeka got the chat held down against the subbed jokers.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Null tries to help CWC, he ends up fucking his mom and ends up in jail. I wonder where Null's help will lead Bossman?

With Bossman fucking Null's mom.
#StepDadArc

 

[JackoVerde]

spergs doxing lolcows, swatting lolcows, doing massive gay ops on lolcows, trying to do life ruination stuff to lolcows
hey guys can you just stop messing with the lolcows guys, jeez.
Null posts one comment on bossmanjacks stream
spergs: i thought you said dont touch the cows null. what we did and what you did is totally the same thing.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

spergs doxing lolcows, swatting lolcows, doing massive gay ops on lolcows, trying to do life ruination stuff to lolcows
hey guys can you just stop messing with the lolcows guys, jeez.
Null posts one comment on bossmanjacks stream
spergs: i thought you said dont touch the cows null. what we did and what you did is totally the same thing.

Don't pay attention to rats derailing the thread. Just watch Bossman and enjoy it while they impotently scream.

This just in: He lost it all!

 

[Law]

His final towel solution to the wall hole, nails smacked with a book, does indicate that there are some questionable creative juices for repair flowing in his brain.

I miss the doors getting savagely destroyed. The bedsheet is no fun.

Why are his hands always so fucking dirty?

It's the crack.

Austin is such a nice boy, he's always concerned with people less fortunate. When he was growing up he would always ask why other people didn't have as much as he did.

"My son had basic observation skills when he was like 8. Please excuse the felony." - Bossmom, delivering a decisive blow to rat nation

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Don't pay attention to rats derailing the thread. Just watch Bossman and enjoy it while they impotently scream.

This just in: He lost it all!
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OH MY GOD DUDE I JUST LOST IT ALL DUDE OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DUDE OH MY GOD

 

[gentoofag]

Austin gets back to back greens on roulette plus another 2 wins:

Loses 4k on dice and ends the stream:

 

[KokoDekka]

Bossman must be one of Eddie's favorites. He'll call it a scam, but keep coming back no matter what if you dangle a few bucks to him. He also has almost no viewership compared to someone like XQC, so only people like us will see it.

 

[Heydrich]

Nothing comfier than waking up to this on a slow Saturday morning.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Taking bets on how long the Signheizers last.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

4 short streams in less than 2 hours. Here's a summary of the result

Spoiler: summary

 

[PositiveMonk]

Getting mad at BMJ for acting like an entitled clown is like getting mad for a mentally handicapped chimpanzee at the zoo for pointing and laughing at you.

I definitely wouldn't say I'm mad. The increased arrogance is making it less enjoyable, I like when he feels more like an underdog. I'll enjoy it more when he's broke.

As requested by chat, here is bossman if he were black or chinese (made possible by the great LoRA by @Lord of the Incels)

Since I seem to be too retarded to function and am unable to generate nice images, I think we need more bossman diversity. Pajeet bossman, Russian bossman, I believe we already have Mexican bossman?

Taking bets on how long the Signheizers last.

2 weeks, 3 weeks max.

It should surprise no one that our boy ghosted BC.Games.